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#60437 (331/521) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[pd] fuck
[pd] i just remembered why i never got on aim/msn any more
[pd] fuckin people talk to me
[pd] HEY MAN LONG TIME NO SEE
[pd] for a reason you fuckfaces! |
#51011 (331/489) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<pmv> How do you escape from a for loop?
<Argue> Make a break for it. |
#46632 (331/451) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<farax> I'm tired of all the bad spelling in this channel.
<farax> I have a dictionary script to kick people who mispell anything.
*** farax has been kicked by farax (Mispell -> Misspell) |
#34306 (331/497) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Jerec> I went to the bookstore this morning and saw a book called 'AOL for Dummies'
<Jerec> That's like killing one bird with two stones! |
#30972 (331/517) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Snipah> I found an awesome hentai site.
<Snipah> free movies
<Snipah> pictures
<Snipah> games
<knightmare> pervert
2 minutes later...
<knightmare> link? |
#18954 (333/550) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Kevyn> I AM COOL. THE END.
<SqueeMonkey> hahahahahah
<SqueeMonkey> nice story Kevyn
<Kevyn> My favorite part was the part where I am cool.
<Chris_A> It could have used a monster.
<Kevyn> Well, it's only a first draft.
<Kevyn> I have since revised it.
<Kevyn> I AM COOL. THERE IS A MONSTER. THE END. |
#15188 (331/463) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<rbeattie> If you were MEANT to understand it, we wouldn't have called it 'code' |
#14217 (331/443) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<FL|Work> feck, forgot to pay my stupid tax
<Pi|Mu|Rho> you get taxed on stupid? That's going to be one hefty bill.
<marek> he could fund 3 new hospitals all by himself |
#10028 (331/512) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
*** wolex has joined #lockergnome
|wolex| hi
|wolex| Anyone active at this time?
* nobody is
|wolex| thanks
|wolex| but I need some help
* nobody can help you
|wolex| thanks again
* nobody wants to help you
|wolex| have a great day then
|wolex| oh thats better
|wolex| and why is that
|wolex| oh. nobody is a name!!!
|nobody| hahaha |
#4306 (331/513) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(^[QuRvE]^) its freezing in my class
(xyst) qurve is freezing his ass?
(bc) qurve is freaking in my ass
(nexxai) QURVE HAS A FAT ASS
(xyst) QURVE STOP TOUCHING MY ASS
(seiki) QURVE LIKES IT IN THE ASS
(^[QuRvE]^) It's nice having friends. |
#49 (331/703) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<TheFlux> give me a chick with lips the size of that guy from aerosmith or something
<scarf> why dont you just get the guy from aerosmith |
#270335 (330/444) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@[midas]> I remember calling the Nintendo Tip Line once for Castlevania II though
<@[midas]> Some spot where I had to crouch to make some stairs appear got me stuck
<@[midas]> I still remember their old phone number
<@[midas]> 206-885-7529
<@[midas]> I don't know my sister's birthday, but I remember the Nintendo Game Assistance Hotline |
#125426 (330/438) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Oakie620> ... Do triple-sided dice even exist?
* Talon_IceHawk has also tried to figure out is a two-sided die was possible. He had his head around that one for hours before deciding it wasn't >_>
<Oakie620> Oh, those exist, Talon. They're called coins. :D |
#116735 (330/464) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<TashaCosta> So has anyone seen that anti-drug commercial where the dog tells his teenage owner, a girl "I don't like it when you smoke weed...it changes you...."
<TashaCosta> ?
<tawniteamo> lol I think so
<TashaCosta> Okay, well, does anyone other than me think that's a really ineffective commercial?
<TashaCosta> Because every drug user I know would look at their talking dog and go "Whoa, I bought some really good stuff!" |
#79206 (330/522) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<CookieF> asl
<ls_> As a rule - I don't chat with Cypriots.
<CookieF> im from the uk
<ls_> Your hostmask is from Cyprus.
<ls_> Your DNS is 81.4.145.64.
<CookieF> i live in london
<ls_> That traces to an ISP in Nicosia.
<ls_> Hang on, I'll tell you which one.
<ls_> Cyprus Telecommuncations Authority (Note, they misspelled Telecommunications).
<CookieF> fuck u
<ls_> This is why I don't chat with Cypriots. |
#50213 (330/466) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Milktea> theres a lotta controversey about 9-11
<W1N9Zr0> it's -2 |
#33863 (330/558) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Backslash> You ATTEMPTED to commit suicide…?
<Backslash> Wow so every breathe you take is like a living testament to the fact that you can’t do anything right… |
#32810 (330/480) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Kneecaps> anybody up for some key signing?
<Kneecaps> nobody about :(
<SlayerXP> key signing?
<SlayerXP> as in "hello complete stranger I met on IRC, please sign my GPG key so people will trust the key more."
<Kneecaps> yes
<Kneecaps> thats right
<SlayerXP> . <- the point -> your direction of travel |
#25205 (330/498) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<m477[Lain]> ok i know how to fix this problem, but you need a webcam and have to be naked |
#23688 (332/482) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Billthe4th> im am what we in the business call a 7331 h4x0r
<monged> its 1337......
<Billthe4th> im new to the business |
#19955 (331/491) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ZS> Ouranophobia- Fear of heaven.
<Kevyn> What's scary about heaven?
<Phantomlord> dude, christians hang out there. |
#62515 (329/511) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@kiafaldorius> is it just me or is it cool that 1337 (string) converted to hex becomes 31333337? |
#61055 (329/567) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Curseoftantalus: How the HELL are ya doin?
PrimalDeicide: GOOD
Curseoftantalus: GREAT! That's GREAT to hear!
PrimalDeicide: AWESOME
Curseoftantalus: WONDERFUL!
Curseoftantalus: INCREDIBLE!
PrimalDeicide: INCREDULISTIC FABULOSIS!
Curseoftantalus: That's not funny man, my great grandmother died of that.
PrimalDeicide: She must have looked very good for the funeral.
Curseoftantalus: Fabulously incredible. |
#54081 (329/521) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Rjx> the big bang doesn't explain a lot about the internet
<Rjx> internet?
<Rjx> universe
<Rjx> what the fuck |
#44145 (329/501) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Maurs> Got my first detention ever today :(
<Maurs> You know I go to a catholic school...
<Maurs> well we were discussing that new pope
<Maurs> Long story short, catholics don't like you goosestepping through the halls yelling "ICH BIN DER POPEN" |
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