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#14012 (-138/182) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
[16:31:14] * flash- is away, back [log:OFF] [page:OFF]
#789 (-139/251) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<DigDug> heh... what the hell is a rimjob?
#2116 (-139/219) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<opivy-z28> DAMNIT I just puked in my mouth
#8522 (-139/191) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<StoneCold> AND AFTER OL' STONE COLD IS DONE WITH THE ROCK, HE'S FIXIN TO WHIP HIS WIFE'S ASS!!
#97 (-139/325) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<reptile-> I can DoS people's cars from my GBA.
sadhat: low-noise, high-signal news
#8054 (-139/159) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<AccordionGuy> Smokin' for Internet freedom, that's us Peekabooty folk.
#32631 (-139/213) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<issuez> yea except i did everyone
<issuez> when i meant to do one
#4474 (-139/241) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<resident> Africa is a mix of clit-choppin' negroes, godforsaken deserts, and maneating plants.
#18306 (-139/207) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<alpaca> n0 on3 c4n hax0r m3, 1 hav3 t3h w1n XP f1r3wal1!!@#
<r0x0r_j00> O HAHA WINXP IS TEH GAY FLOWARPOWAR OS!! HAHA
<r0x0r_j00> WINXP EXRTA POOP!~
#390 (-139/284) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<Guest88468> if you ever try to kick me or ban me i will get my uncle(irc opp) after you and by the way i have a nuke and a mail bomb on the way asshole
#2019 (-139/214) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<Schrieks> in a moment of inspiration whilst dining at the Y.....
<Schrieks> I spread her and said "SEGA"
<Schrieks> this was back in 94
#2823 (-140/238) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<ThaDragon> =) (=
<ThaDragon> =* *=
<ThaDragon> =**=
<ThaDragon> *ziiiip*
<ThaDragon> =) o=u=8 O=<
<ThaDragon> *SLAP*
<ThaDragon> =/ `o=u=8
<ThaDragon> Thats the story of a man and a woman on the first date.
<ThaDragon> =P
#1058 (-140/228) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<Chis> Away message on AIM: I am away from my computer right now. ( I final gotten my cable modem!!)
#559 (-140/220) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
[05:45pm] [+xvize] yea aol's supposed to be harder to trace
#26428 (-140/228) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<Miyra> sad life u lead Chris[ni]
<Chris[ni]> wtf
<Chris[ni]> whats with the gay name?
<Chris[ni]> r u coming out the closet?
<Lazesharp> how the hell could he come out?
<Lazesharp> he'd just get stuck in the door
Comment: Miyra is a fat tub of lard, hence the wise crack.
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#8042 (-140/209) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<cryterion> have you ever noticed that if you stretch your nutsack out, it looks like silk?
#385 (-140/290) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<Guilty> I cant play chess, I'm not an old black guy or a slavic
#1186 (-140/191) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<chick> sparks makes me heppy :)
<chick> I mean HEMPY :p
#4774 (-140/226) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<Lucent> i stay in touch with girls after i dewum
<Lucent> in case i need to punch thay jooterus
#29885 (-141/243) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<BIGMAN2121> HOW DO U JERK OFF ONLINE??????
#5389 (-141/226) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<noj> i hate when my wang pokes out the bottom of my jeans
#20279 (-141/188) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<GUY> Is there n e other ways to say pussy i know pussy clit cunt beaver n' vagina
#17218 (-141/193) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<SoulEdge> You are a fucker!!! A nasty fucked damn sucked, lesbian gay transsexual pedophile dighead!!! AND U ARE NOT GOING TO KICK OR BAN ME OUT!!! I'M LEAVING MY SELF!!! GET A LIFE!!! GET A NICE ATTITUDE!!! FUCK U!!! MAKE FRIENDS, IF U CAN, SILLY LITTLE NERD!!! d:-(
#17222 (-141/222) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<cX> I LIKE BLOOD TRICKLING FROM MY PLANK SHAPED RECTUM
<cX> THATS WHAT I LIKE
<cX> CUZ IM A MERICAN
<cX> FROM MERICA
#332 (-141/275) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<Ash> I pay rent by playing the 'bottom' in sexual acts centering mostly around the anus.
<Ash> You've solved the mystery!
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