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#41744 (-1/167) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zero_soul> except in #politics, which most pollsters have already called for Bush
<zero_soul> fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on your view), #politics has 0 electoral votes.
Comment: #elections on EFNet
#43456 (-1/197) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(MaNgEy_CaT) Give me a decent arguement topic, You fucking pythetic americans
(Robo-Lenin) ok how's this
(Robo-Lenin) Your spelling sucks
(^_PiRaTe_^) its not spelling
(^_PiRaTe_^) its typing you dick head
(^_PiRaTe_^) get it right
(Robo-Lenin) You shouldn't be saying anyone is pathetic when you can't even spell it right
(^_PiRaTe_^) bahaha
(^_PiRaTe_^) its not spelling
(^_PiRaTe_^) its typing
(^_PiRaTe_^) how many times must i say it
(^_PiRaTe_^) you fucking moron
(Robo-Lenin) um
(Robo-Lenin) Who's the fucking moron?
(Robo-Lenin) http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=spelling
(^_PiRaTe_^) you
(^_PiRaTe_^) whats the bet thats an american site..
.. Mode: (wasted) sets (+b *!*@203-59-187-245.dyn.iinet.net.au)
.. This (*!*@203-59-187-245.dyn.iinet.net.au) ban affects (^_PiRaTe_^)
.. Kick: (^_PiRaTe_^) was kicked by (wasted) (your nick tickles my adamsapple -1162-)
Comment: #maddox | irc.whatnet.org
#44928 (-1/283) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
-- F.R.A.N.C.E [31ms] has joined the channel.
<F.R.A.N.C.E> FLEEEEEE.
-- F.R.A.N.C.E has left the channel.
Comment: Micah.
#48774 (-1/307) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Elsparrow> oh yeah... how do I register my nickname?
<@laggerzero>  /msg nickserv register <pass> <email>
<+Elsparrow> k
<+Elsparrow> is <pass> a password or my nickname?
Comment: #hothardware
#49420 (-1/399) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Eaglebird curls up with him while he sleeps
* UploadedMinds sends a Giant Attack Mozilla after Eaglebird
* Allanea sends out the SuperClippy
* Eaglebird protects himself with a generic Windows error message.
<Eaglebird> Bitch, yuo can't attack me because the memory at AFBC183ABBED:357F9CBA could not be addressed
* UploadedMinds 's Mozilla causes a 'Internal system error! Change OS!' message
<UploadedMinds> on Eaglebird's PC of course
* Eaglebird watches his PC kindly dismiss the error
<Eaglebird> Get a life
* Allanea DCCs one to Eaglebird.
#49426 (-1/337) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(swight): Gtalk is like my #gi IM now
(swight): Except for one person, all are from #gi
(tHM): i have a separate #gi gmail account just for gtalk
(tHM): and thanks to gaim, i can log in to both my gmail accounts at the same time
(Rjx`): that is cool
(tHM): no it's not
(tHM): it's a nerdy solution to a very minor problem
(Seker): haha
(tHM): which was i want my "real life" friends to see my name
(tHM): and my internet buddies to see "tHM" or similar
(dekkon): dont lie
(plantlife): yeah
(plantlife): you don't have a name
(tHM): haha
(Josho): you aren't a you
#50041 (-1/225) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Foobar800000: ebay Bold: the most expensive <b> in the world
#56291 (-1/345) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rhoppenrath> xanadu: I don't get tested....I just fuck women.....and tell them I have aids......when they freak out....go get tested and call me crying from joy because they are clean I know I passed
<rhoppenrath> I'm cheap
Comment: irc.vaccus.com @ #main
#62128 (-1/353) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rob> but also making sure they are complete sets
<rob> which takes the time
<rob> just completed my fruit machine roms set
<rob> i was missing a few
<steph> :-O
<rob> i like to put on a baseball cap, put a marlboro in my mouth and play fruit machine roms - makes me feel like a chav
<steph> eChav
<rob> i just need a can of special brew to compelte the ensemble
<rob> then ill browse amazon.com and pretend im shoplifting
#35 (-1/705) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Guilty> Ya know that fat guy they always show in Palm Beach
<Guilty> Hes the reason they couldnt get it done
#54 (-1/639) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ACDCC> Hey, does anyone know when Dance Dance Revolution comes out on GBC?
#59 (-1/678) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ikkenai> I used to think knight rider was the car
#83 (-1/597) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<matt> if you rip that girls head off and put on a good better looking head she' wouldnt be half bad
#86 (-1/5880) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<EM> heh i wonder if there will be any black people in my classes
<EM> like i couldnt imagine black ppl being in cisco routing!! because black people just jack cars!!!
#87 (-1/689) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Deano> hey i need a cd protection deleter proggy any1 help me
#97 (-1/483) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<reptile-> I can DoS people's cars from my GBA.
#100 (-1/445) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kayem> Don't tell anyone, but... I'M the one who gave Stella her groove back
#101 (-1/484) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Fred> isnt bitchx mirc?
#186 (-1/353) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<WhiteLife> i just looked at the ingredients to herbal ecstasy
<WhiteLife> ITS THE SAME THING AS MY SECRET FORMULA :(
#193 (-1/388) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<screechon> call him up
<screechon> and tell him calmly to give you your money
<screechon> and if not
<screechon> take it to judge judy
#196 (-1/501) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Reapern66> I realized why Bill Gates always has that stupid smile on his face 1d 18h 2m 8s ago
#247 (-1/505) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
n e r d b 5: you use redhat?
n e r d b 5: thats a program you can get warez from, right?
n e r d b 5: like napster
n e r d b 5: d/l apps from other people
#302 (-1/362) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Spidey> i don't mail shit anyway
<DooD> yeah fuck mailing stuff, i DCC it
#332 (-1/437) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ash> I pay rent by playing the 'bottom' in sexual acts centering mostly around the anus.
<Ash> You've solved the mystery!
#385 (-1/455) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Guilty> I cant play chess, I'm not an old black guy or a slavic
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