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#300803 (-129/381) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
dargus.kelen: was staring at the sole free outlet on the nightstand, wondering how the hell I was going to plug my laptop and iphone in at the same time
dargus.kelen: then I thought "if the clock has a USB connection, I could use that"
dargus.kelen: then 2 and 2 suddenly equaled 4
#321 (-129/255) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<tch0rt> i dunno, at this point i know i cant go with balls any bigger
<tch0rt> the balls i have now are plenty big for my mouth
#2114 (-129/235) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<opivy-z28> black chix vaginas look like a 10 year old leather wallet
#6488 (-129/195) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<firebone> btw my fav jpop group is Goa Tse Ceex
#20837 (-129/230) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<garrett> i need to get off in bed
<garrett> well, maybe even get off to bee
<garrett> err
<garrett> bed
Lyndon B Comic: A tri-monthly comic of the deathly important
#890 (-129/250) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<EFX> I'm sick of people bashing kiddie porn
#29101 (-129/199) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<_Flagg> BitS: I have, but that is also not even close to living in Africa, and taking your marshmallow roasting fantasy with the scoutmaster is no comparison at all.
#34229 (-129/195) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<herbman> my brain dont need washing anyway.. its *clean* mother fucker, *clean*!Comment: #ramen
#7868 (-129/197) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<damnyoure> i want rock house by paula abdul :/
<Spoof> i want head by robbie williams
#12487 (-129/178) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
*** oho_ (~jhgjh@mailhub.tup.km.ua) has joined #toronto
<oho_> If you want to marry with ukraininan girls, chat to me. Marriage agency
#3299 (-129/199) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<Walls> me and another guy may be going out
#29428 (-129/205) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<Mr_Mediator1> hehe bash.org
<Mr_Mediator1> <neoMesis> thats like 11 year olds having sex
<Mr_Mediator1> <neoMesis> WTF IS THIS WORLD COMING TO!?
<Mr_Mediator1> <aux_> i dunno but i like it
<Mr_Mediator1> Thats something I would say
<Cheesetor> lol
<Cheesetor> well... how far off is that as a 15 year old having sex ;)
<Mr Mediator1>  At least six months
Comment: n/a
#48908 (-130/260) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<@hydro|> fuck drinking
<@hydro|> imho
<@sxh> word, fuck drinking
<@hydro|> people get uppity when i say that
<@hydro|> because they think i'm trying to say getting stoned makes me better
<@hydro|> and i am saying that
#2332 (-130/204) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<G0TB00ST> bodypiercing = "bodykits" for fags w/o cars they cant rice
#1592 (-130/228) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<parag0n> LOL I JUST HACKED MY SCHOOL
<trigg`> what exploit?
<parag0n> I USED ROOTKIT
<trigg`> um ok but what exploit?? and what OS do they run?
<parag0n> I TOLD U ROOTKIT, AND THATS THE FUNNY PART THEIR SO LAME, THEY RUN WINDOWS98!! LOL!!!
<trigg`> uh ok
Open call for science fiction prose/art
#14698 (-130/210) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<TuinServ> *** (GuessServ) Do has joined the party line.
<TuinServ> *** (GuessServ) You has joined the party line.
<TuinServ> *** (GuessServ) Like has joined the party line.
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<TuinServ> *** (GuessServ) Stupid has joined the party line.
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#54658 (-130/242) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<Mrono> man
<Mrono> i had a nightmare last night
<Mrono> i dreamed that efnet started having chanservices
<Mrono> ugh
#16017 (-130/188) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
* ween has joined #gaysex
* ChanServ sets mode: +o ween
#29845 (-130/228) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<DjMadness:#linux> how do i mount my gfx card ?
#1699 (-130/271) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<thep0et> working sucks, i stay home all day
<thep0et> i might as well be black
#254638 (-130/212) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<anEmoSlurpee> YOUUUU
<anEmoSlurpee> CRANK DAT SOULJA BOI
<Phasmorphage> JEWWWW
<Phasmorphage> CRANK DAT TAX RETURN
Comment: #hih, irc.bungie.org
#32735 (-130/268) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<sp|afk> communism doesnt work
<sp|afk> the USSR proved that to the world
<HrdwrBoB> ...
<HrdwrBoB> works for china
<sp|afk> yeah but they are just gooks
#225306 (-131/417) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<Nyschashi-Seikun> got my driver's license
<Nyschashi-Seikun> I thought I would fail
<Nyschashi-Seikun> I dodged a hobo that darted out into the street, and I had to fly into the oncoming traffic lane
<Nyschashi-Seikun> I also dodged a woman with a baby
Comment: (Were you driving a Dodge? --Ed.)
#810 (-131/195) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<PuyoDead> #emu talks more .br talk than the entire country of brazil
#556 (-131/239) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<D-viant> it's not like her ass is caked in shit
<D-viant> and it's not like I'm sticking my tongue IN her ass
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