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#6351 (0/221) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Anal> I was doing a copy/paste
<Anal> but when I did my copy it must not of taken
<Anal> so when I pasted it pasted in my old command
<nothing`> uh oh. which was...?
<Anal> whihc was 'rm -rf /usr' !!!!
#6490 (0/204) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Ashen> fucking hell
<Ashen> I just ate a paint chip I thought was a peanut
<Ashen> shit how much l;ead do you think is in a sealant
#6493 (0/325) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<[Shinji]> Arrrr... bend over laddie and I'll show ye a fishstick that makes it's OWN tatar sauce....#($*
#6683 (0/267) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<alex> well with the intel pentium III processor enhancing the web as it is, who knows
#6713 (0/231) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Targaff> MUD = fighting and stuff, MUSH = sitting around getting collectively high ovr a net connection
#6733 (0/264) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<pms> Three Baby Boomers are still missing following Friday's collapse of a massive Jenga tower in this Atlanta suburb.
#6782 (0/198) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<^o-o^> the development version of Xemacs has a warning file in it
<^o-o^> "People with epilepsy, persons with a history of heart problems and users of Viagra should not use this version of Xemacs"
<drwiii> i bet bob dole is sitting home pissed because he can't use that version of Xemacs
#6784 (0/195) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<DeLorean> fuckin' idiot.
<DeLorean> My boss has me checking his AOL mail ever 30 fuckin' seconds.
<DeLorean> I hate when he's in the office.
<DeLorean> He's never here.
<DeLorean> He's here maybe one day a month.
<`Sean> DeL:  Hey, those life and death decisions are made on AOL!
#6893 (0/342) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<dawgs> I got virgins who got a pimp? /msg me
#6913 (0/319) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<CorranHrn> tampons can be very deadly if you know how to use them...
#6920 (0/307) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<[Viper]> im going to make http://www.darthvadersnakedwhiteass.com/ someday
#6932 (0/198) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Nelson> duh; try not to make getting blown the entire meaning of your existance
#6942 (0/222) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Dominitus> I meant what i said, you need a diagram giving you the proper strategy
<Mr_Fish> ON HOW TO MASTURBATE/
<Mr_Fish> ...
<[SA]mr_box> yes
<[SA]mr_box> lol
<Mr_Fish> i've already looked for instructions on the net.
#6948 (0/354) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<glasnost> 1040 ez e
<glasnost> peace to all my bruvas at the iRS
#6955 (0/230) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<null> glasnost: what version of the internet did you install?/
<glasnost> null: 5.0
#6964 (0/270) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<lokia:#916> you obvioously havent been modeming long
#6969 (0/241) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<glas_paper> my paper has the word count of the beast
#6982 (0/218) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<zoner> anyone know the content-type for a .exe
<ZXPKNOBB> It's content-type is "fun".
#6987 (0/296) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@vampyr> clearly Trent Reznor is a debian user
#6992 (0/236) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<mantid> outlander, it's a simple analog controller
<warptail> like my wang.
#7009 (0/319) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<`Kd> in status..that ppl talking in there not knowing we see them or something?
#7036 (0/239) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Brellium> Hey where is everyone in Ao?
<Rattran> Stuck in a wall
#7053 (0/210) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<anarch> do you get to beat your pets like in dungeon keeper?
<Twinkcide> You can beat them and throw things at them!
<anarch> sweet
* Twinkcide throws anarch into the side of a mountain
#7121 (0/260) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Spamizbad> minix is the baddass hardcore 16bit unix from the rough side of town
#7129 (0/218) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Kash> BW has eveyone catassing
<CrashCat> that's leopardassing to you
<Kranrev> tigerassing
<Rasputin> I'm monkeyassing! :)
<Mako> just one ass? it is of no use to me.
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