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<dean`> LunaRain: i can rape myself any time without going to prison |
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<JackTaiwn> damn u english speakers >_< |
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[madwoota ] stupid fucking bullshit auto aiming lock on bullshit mouse aim at guy not where hes runnign crap fuckoff cunt lick my balls 99% miss rate guys 2 metres away with a perfect head shot and misses fuckoff game |
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<Scofco> my anus is itchy, and i can't scratch it, because then my hand would smell like ass |
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<[ric]> !check snuffweb
<find> snuffweb: snuffweb.org is available, snuffweb.net is available, snuffweb.com is available, snuffweb.co.uk is available, snuffweb.org.uk is available,
<[ric]> hmm...
<[ric]> don't ask.. :) |
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<Raiden> my cats used to lick my penis if I slept naked...
<Raiden> I had 5 cats...that was uber |
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››› ( ¤ ) Topic Change: prence sets topic to <Male Camwhore Act>I will now send you a cum filled tube sock if you buy something off my wishlist, thanks!</Male Camwhore Act> |
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<SomeGuy> damn
<SomeGuy> why can't she be like 6 years younger and 20 kg lighter? :/ |
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<blazemore> i like to wear crotchless chaps
<blazemore> so my lele can feel the breeze in sand storms |
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<Lepper> if you pierce your rectum like 5 times, your poop would make weird shapes
<Lepper> like star shaped |
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<toxic> i found out about lesbians in 6th grade
<toxic> :)
<toxic> no actually not lesbians
<CrdStang> hahaha
<toxic> but that they could finger themselves
<spazzer> lol
<toxic> i was like oh shit! they use pencils too?!
<sy|{0ti|{> i watched a clip of some pron when i was in 5th grade
<sy|{0ti|{> and some chick was pinchin her nipples and shakin em round
<sy|{0ti|{> and i was like "WTF" girls jack off their tittys "
<CrdStang> LOL
<sy|{0ti|{> yeah
<sy|{0ti|{> by the time i was in 5th grade
<sy|{0ti|{> i was a regular jerk a holic
<sy|{0ti|{> by the time i was in 8th grade , i was skippin school to do it
<sy|{0ti|{> hell by the time i was in 10th grade , i quit school to do it fulltime |
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<K][cK> just had some cold jack and cock :) |
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<DuneBoy> only porn I can think of in Idaho would involve animals |
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<Lord-Data> spanish girls like come with a tan by default
<Lord-Data> its like they come factory fitted with a fully body kit :) |
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<Mr_X> THE US GOVERNMENT WILL PROVIDE YOU A NEW SPACEBAR, SO YOU CAN WRITE PATRIOTIC EMAILS TO YOUR FRIENDS IN EUROPE. |
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<Falthorn> Like the ninja, pants hold no barrier to the ghostly precision of my meat! |
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<SDHawk> cool in a homosexual way
<OneiWilly> cool!
<Sivako> thats where i'm a superstar! |
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<Chalma> how do I talk with everyone else? |
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<+DCBastard> just a jpg
<@m00cow> what of ?
<+DCBastard> apache ah-64
<@m00cow> i've got an apache
<@m00cow> webserver that is |
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<ToiletDuk> i want to meet a 2 year old with no gag reflex |
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<maagui> I lub to take adderall, the clenched jawls is so sectsay... Girls look at you and think, 'nice cheek structure'... No bitch, I'm just speedin through life on amphetamines... NOW LEAVE ME ALONE |
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<mov> scali and DAL here, cool must say
<DAL9000> mov: nice set of lips to reach my ass all the way from sweden |
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<Spudge> if my mother was on right now i would kb her ass so quick |
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<dabigC> he had a small dick didn't he
<{_INTRA_}> nope.. it was average i'd say
<l0wkey> so is 3" bad
<{_INTRA_}> yep
<{_INTRA_}> very
<l0wkey> i have long fingers though
<l0wkey> 12" |
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<landen> I want to register it before Microsoft buys out K.Mardam-Bey |
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