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<Ling-Food> myst: I am covered with pure vegetable oil and I am writing a best seller! |
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* Clampy waits for the next line of home consoles which will vacuum, slice, dice, IRC, download porn, play games, play DVDs, play hopscotch, and play music CDs all in one package.
<{{[o|O]}}> That would be Microsoft Home. |
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Dominion: Ill just throw it away and move on like the spoilt child that I am
Dominion: I mean, look at how I use my new pc
Dominion: I havent carressed it since the first day
Dominion: I havent complimented it on the perfect sheen of its aluminium |
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<su3050> just because you take it up the ass once in a while doesn't make you gay |
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<motardo> i iron my curvy wang |
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<IlpaTYPER> would this have anything to do with banning Class316? heh
<Fakester> no
<Fakester> he should be banned at all times
<Fakester> IMO
<DN|PISSED> he should be klined from planet earth |
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<booger> my two best friends laid off on the same day
<faz`work> your left and right hand on the same day?! |
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<coma> wank carefully and do not destroy your penis :)
<xetlain> wise words.
<coma> for men with divine penises like us, yes |
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*** ChanServ sets mode: +nto ChanServ
<surfnazi> /msg chanserv addop #channel adminpass nick (or hostmask)
<]MC[-Penumbriate> thanks for setting it up
<surfnazi> np
*** surfnazi has left #clanmc
<]MC[-Penumbriate> ok whats adminpass?
<]MC[-Impletudable> whats the password?
<]MC[-Valipulent> what's the pass |
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<Lizrdling> bunch other thatway doing swing.
<Lizrdling> bunch of me and others having a picnic.
<nebouxii> swinging? like having sex with each other?
<rob`> nebo; Stanford, not Berkeley. |
#7852 (0/244) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+HMetal> isn't it wierd how the obvious things trip you up and the complex things are easy? LOL
<+_underdog> in other words girls are obvious and masturbating is complex |
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<Cheese> I'm going t be a millionaire and buy a bus soon |
#7900 (0/263) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@LoneWo|f> once the divorce is final...i'm getting snipped...and if spermicide didn't taste so bad...i'd kiss condoms goodbye! |
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<Paeyl> Sometimes I yearn for the peace and simplicity of a low-stress startup job |
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<frail> there are places that should never be scraped
<frail> "get your hand out of my pants and use an emory board you son of a bitch!
<flee> ok, if you want an emory board on your genitals, sure.
<adric> i think id prefer nails to an emory board..
<adric> granted id want them to be short, clean and smooth..
<flee> I like my men short, clean and smooth.
<adric> damn i have the short and clean down.. but i think im all corners..
<flee> not that type of smooth
<flee> smooth like a razor blade you don't notice in the shotglass of gin
<bob> shaven, not stirred |
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<Avatar> teenyboppers rule
*** Avatar was kicked by ChanOP ([Sphinx45] britney says hi)
<Tamgerine> Martin, I've seen you car-dance to Britney ... case closed.
<Sphinx45> i can like britney and not be a teenybopper! |
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* Red gets on the phone, "$90 for a strap on and I get no balls! I ordered the model with balls, and I received the one without balls! I want a refund and balls~"
Simplicity> They're actually attachments...
Simplicity> Sold seperately...ya know...
Natasha> What MIME type? |
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<Ez> I'm having an orgy tonight
<Ez> Right decided to invite left and her friend pillow |
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<DrShipman> i fuckin hate workin sundays man!!!
<DrShipman> every asshole and his dog is out on a sunday
<Jester> 'sup, spoilt for choice? :P |
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(caraKATT): great, i found ready whip in the fridge and I wanted to put it in my coffee, but I think my roomate huffed it, cause it won't foam |
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<ChuffyCow> Norman Virus Defense -- a fat geek sits on your computer, and spills donuts and coke on your computer, "disinfecting it" |
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*** overloaded has quit IRC (Quit: i'm outta here like a dyke fleeing dick.) |
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<Mousey> haha quarter chicken from mcdonalds
<mk4> whats quarter chicken ?
<mk4> like a quater pounder ?
<Punk-In-Drublic> well its not quiet a halfd of a chicken dave |
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<helminthes> throw caution to the wind and then piss right into it |
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* Tippytoes looks at kaff's box
<Tippytoes> err
<Tippytoes> that sounded bad |
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