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<helminthes> what girls have to realize is that every other guy is wrong and i am right |
#8522 (0/348) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<StoneCold> AND AFTER OL' STONE COLD IS DONE WITH THE ROCK, HE'S FIXIN TO WHIP HIS WIFE'S ASS!! |
#8528 (0/281) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<aversion> i have an idea
<aversion> how bout i show you my middle finger and you get offended
<aversion> kthxbye |
#8569 (0/302) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BJKlein> so you download opera and use bsd on that? |
#8573 (0/326) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<baguette> dude, my grandmother's sexier than your grandmother |
#8575 (0/266) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pudding> boredom reigns
<muffins> boredom rains
<screampuff> like acid |
#8603 (0/304) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sleepswithangels> quiet in here
<sleepswithangels> HII!!!
<sleepswithangels> oh fuck this |
#8606 (0/250) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Meridian`> Fancy is going to find me and rape my sister.
<Meridian`> And I will be like "be quiet, I'm playing tf." |
#8655 (0/270) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Roga> wats the dirtiest thing clare has sed to u while ur goin at it?
<grinners> dunno jake... can i shit on your face maybe?
<grinners> she a nice girl
<joker2> "got a hand free? 'cause i forgot to wipe" |
#8834 (0/270) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
mike_afe > I just watched Wild Wild West. What a turkey. I chose it over The Water Boy and The Thin Red Line. What a dick. This reminds me of the time that Moretom came back from the shop with an Atari ST under his arm... |
#8836 (0/238) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<D1> can't touch this.
<var> thats because were not gay and have no desire to d1 |
#8854 (0/380) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Shrap> What is pubes? |
#8983 (0/246) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RPG> Grrr
<RPG> Whenever I need someone, they are not to be found.
<scar3crow> i must be around a lot |
#9006 (0/218) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<midi> I wonder how hard it'd be to piece together clips from hogan's heroes into a mentos commercial. |
#9043 (0/302) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dayv> I was also raised by women.
<Dayv> Soft mother and wire mother, to be specific.
<Dayv> I chose wire mother. |
#9082 (0/231) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sprite> jorn, haven't you had a few drinks yet?>
<sprite> sounded like you needed them three hours ago....
<jorn> no drinks yet
<jorn> :(
<jorn> maybe if i drank more, i coudl tipe beddur |
#9083 (0/254) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[-FeC-]Ca53y> but me and my GF are going to buy a DVD pr0n
<[-FeC-]Ca53y> :)
<PasTe> nice
<[-FeC-]sKratch> lol
<[-FeC-]Ca53y> hell yeah
<[-FeC-]sKratch> special features: see from the camera in the guy's urethra
<PasTe> lol
<[-FeC-]Ca53y> nice
<[-FeC-]sKratch> and see from the camera in the other guy's ass |
#9125 (0/224) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
—I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n— Netsplit Detected. «irc.right.asscheek irc.left.asscheek» [6:56am] |
#9160 (0/214) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(@Tu[Y]eN) Kaze: The 8ball Says: You have small penis |
#9353 (0/237) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
01:52PM <s7ank> i got a mailbox today!
<s7ank> there was a magnet avertising quicken in it!
<s7ank> it has my name on it! the mailbox i mean! not the magnet,
that'd be silly.
<ShaneBe> not with the power of TODAYS direct marketing! |
#9417 (0/216) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Psy`): Skins tell crespo when he comes back
(@Skins): hopefully he has brains to read topic
(@Skins): actually i best wait |
#9465 (0/301) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DogFu> what kernel u have rental
<rental> slackware |
#9668 (0/239) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
DiamondbacksNo1Fan : Heh.
DiamondbacksNo1Fan : Theoretically, the human brain could act as quite the processor.
Eluorn : Theoretically.
can_of_mtdew : yeah, but a processor can't act like a human brain
DiamondbacksNo1Fan : We're talking in the terahertz range.
Eluorn : You plug your brain into a computer then plug it into the wall, and try to run Unreal Tournament 2k3
Eldoran : Err I dunno...
Eluorn : Blam. Instant South American dinner. |
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<trev-> but guys, he's pushing technology to its limits. hes revolutionizing the internet as we know it
<trev-> you should all be thankful
<spoon> trev- : you fucking consultant
<spoon> stfu |
#9909 (0/271) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<carl> Best file compression around: 'DEL *.*' = 100% compression |
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