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#7158 (0/232) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Chambered> my hair is halfway down my back
<tize> thats too long
<Chambered> but when your taking a shit and run out of paper, its alright |
#7159 (0/331) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<b|aze> i wanked my dog once
<b|aze> haha
<b|aze> i was so pissed |
#7162 (0/314) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Latino-Heat> when i was in school, during free periods i'd sit in the library cos i couldnt go home and i'd look up stds in encyclopedias
<@Latino-Heat> cos i had rashes everywhere |
#7176 (0/283) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
::@[S]eVeNdUs[T].. my dog is spasming in her sleep
::@StaticX.. maybe shes having a wet dream |
#7231 (0/178) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<dietz> Computers, the internet, it's just a large scale version of Knott's Berry Farm.
<dietz> Oh, and instead of Snoopy, there's porn. Yeah. |
#7248 (0/333) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<BBKahuna> shae, my ejaculation was increased by 300%!!!! |
#7252 (0/334) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<sylwia> I was considering plugging a smiley sometime =( just for the sake of sticking good E up my ass |
#7268 (0/273) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
( `46and2 ) i've learnt alot about getting a woman off... it's not that hard. i even convinced my friend to show me where the effing g spot is... i tried it on my g/f and all this clear shit came out |
#7293 (0/182) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<bytraper> being spoiled like I am you get sick of it and you get urges to go to the fridge to get your own beer... but then you sit a while longer and the urge goes away so you call her to bring you beer |
#7297 (0/240) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Lord-Data> even tho im a fat guy, i dont want a fat chick .. been there .. done that .. and no offence to her coz shes a great person .. but .. id rather not again :)
<OutLore> hehe
<OutLore> agreed
<bytraper> hahahaha
<bytraper> like rocking a car on the edge of a cliff
<OutLore> 3 votes, the motion is hereby passed |
#7329 (0/244) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<fiXie> me have black eye :(
<ArioZ`> from whats?
<heartz> hah, inept cocksucking of course |
#7330 (0/242) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Elenkis> so we're still at +3 huh?
<Domino> guess so...
<Elenkis> man, this is sadder than checking hotornot.com to see if my rating has gone up |
#7333 (0/196) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<RoboGum> mmmm, porn
<doublezero> i'd rather have a life than watch porn
<RoboGum> all you need to do is shave, get a hair cut, and loose the gut
<doublezero> shave? naah.. hair cut? never!
<RoboGum> there's only one thing you can do then
<RoboGum> dress all in rubber and goto an "alternative" party |
#7345 (0/292) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<chin> i got a solution, lets shoot homeless at the missles
<chin> that way the system pays for itself |
#7386 (0/267) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Markus_> I can't wait until I get something to fiddle with in my hands... |
#7395 (0/264) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@BondAway> i better get to work
<@IceWizard> heh
<@BondAway> i need someone o administer me an hourly dose of cocaine at work, but i dont know any secretaries, and i dont know if my boss would buy 'its sinus medicine
<@BondAway> and then drive me home |
#7449 (0/268) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<iec|brb> k why are my shoes wet?
<Lucid`> iec - cuz i missed yer cheek.... |
#7455 (0/240) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Scire> Yeah well I haven't been IRCing much lately
<E-vangelist> Scire: finally figured out you could masturbate with your other hand, eh? |
#7456 (0/260) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Ahmed is now known as ahmed_TOP_GUN
<ahmed_TOP_GUN> oh, hmm, i put in the wrong movie ---
ahmed_TOP_GUN is now known as ahmed_THOMAS_CROWN_AFFAIR |
#7457 (0/224) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<mp> wanna invest in some mp love coupons?
<dev0n> mp: no. i think my mutual fund will perform better :) |
#7494 (0/226) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Chrizto> I had too much of this hot sauce last night called "scorned woman" |
#7501 (0/294) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<dirtynumbangelboy> SCREW HUMANITY LETS DO MORE NITROUS YAY |
#7509 (0/296) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<SkyCriesX> tumors don't cuddle |
#7518 (0/240) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Cerebus> death is the ++ at the end of life |
#7523 (0/287) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<orbZ> the fuckin taliban took our only good search engine |
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