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<jesus-> jesus saves, but good thing im jesus- , cause i cant do shit |
#5039 (0/271) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Myles> if ur piss comes out like vanilla pudding wat duz that mean |
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<@zexion> the ice age VCD sucks ass
<@zexion> the guy was jerking off while filimg the movie or something...
<@zexion> and some asshole kept gettng up for popcorn or something... I couldnt watch it after 10 minutes
<@zexion> gotta wait for the SVCD
<@^101> it brings the theater experince home zex
<@zexion> 101: always looking at the bright side of life eh? :) |
#5378 (0/320) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<offwYtE> noWay man, tha tis a wikked statement
<offwYtE> well i thought it was
<offwYtE> maybe not sure what it means now |
#5475 (0/198) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<kaleido> how hard is it to plug a fuckin modem into a router
<kaleido> "well i dont know what to do, man"
<kaleido> fuckin christ
<kaleido> where do we find these field engineers
<PunkScum> compton?
<kaleido> i was thinkin guinea
<kaleido> but compton might be right |
#5525 (0/292) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<illz> i just got a text message on my phone
<illz> "Im playing w/ my clit hehe.." |
#5580 (0/216) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<blitzoid> It's got a thousand people saying that you CANNOT live without a "ULTRA RARE FOIL CARD MTG SUPER GOLEM ORC MONSTER FLOWER" card. I don't even like MTG, and these fucks are saying that without these cards my colon will fuse shut and my eyes will melt and drain down my face. |
#5712 (0/218) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+Krispy> i talk about poo a lot
<+gwenhyvar> Krispy: I had to poo really bad when the AT&T guy was installing our phone.. and I couldn't untill he was gone
<+Straylight> why not? installing a phone in the bathroom? |
#5732 (0/251) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<TDragon`> MachinShi: COMMUNIST!
<PitDroid> we take everything you have, divide it equally amongst ourselves, and then return to you a portion of what you originally had
<gIbBeR> lol
<geoffh> taxes?
<PitDroid> taxes are dumb |
#5748 (0/257) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<sjelkjd> stop the room, please, i'd like to get off |
#5779 (0/328) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<dk> im trying out tantric peeing |
#5791 (0/362) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(skankman) apparently i have tasty jizz
(skankman) i heard paper crumpling in the hallway
(skankman) and i went to check it out
(skankman) and my dog was licking a piece of paper with my jizz on it |
#5922 (0/239) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[idlez-] > trik: why doesn't anyone have your pic
[idlez-] [Trik] idlez-, no scanner
[idlez-] [Trik] faggot
[idlez-] > no
[idlez-] > when you scan it
[idlez-] > your hard drive reports bad sectors |
#5986 (0/242) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<c> remember the 3 most important letters in u'r education isn't abc, but rather ftp |
#5995 (0/234) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Fntc> Has jetchan exploded yet?
<JetSki> yes... thank goodness for duct tape
<Fntc> Wow I never thought of using duct tape for masturbation |
#6000 (0/182) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Milp> its the next hot thing
<bogueWRC> if your ass was the next hot thing, do you think I'd want to get in and drive it? |
#6039 (0/299) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<The_Freak> Jon's job sounds too much like a gay porn plot. I mean, come on, can you picture it? Jon pulling up in his bangin Taurus with the Jay-Z all the way up, rolling up to the Rutgers gay frat house and lysping "Hey boys, I brought the sausage!"...then when he was done, he'd say with crusted lips "Thanks for the tips!" |
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<lud> who was he? someone you know or just someone you pumped into |
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<khalek> sif irc isn't just different sorts of complaining from different people |
#6142 (0/291) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Quick1> ok, testing my quit message
*** Quick1 (~Quick1@204.147.92.246) has left #fark |
#6207 (0/222) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<zhixel:#sgi> I'm not really one for long hair and women who aren't sleeping
with me, honestly.
<HomeySan:#sgi> but she's hog-tied on a VAX and holding a Grant Continuity
card in her teeth |
#6236 (0/302) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<BBKahuna> now I'm left with a barbie-sized crotch |
#6242 (0/275) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<_Bliss_> god hates me so he gave me a vagina |
#6291 (0/297) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<zi11z0rz> damn, the transsexual guy on silence of the lambs has nice abs |
#6301 (0/253) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<rewben> wh00t, i made online fax server yo
<rewben> it even w0rkz
<m0f73> @)!!!!!
<m0f73> theres no h in w00t |
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