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<_Bas_> I want to be a database admin and part time mechanic when I graduate |
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*** [ircnic] (ircnic@couldnt.find.condoms.so.I.used.my.leftsock.com) has left #trance |
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(wd) there's like a whole dentist syndrome thing called "mountain dew mouth"
(wd) in which your teeth are just fugly |
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<doctorb> i want a microwavable dildo. i'm sick of the cold plastic. |
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<eldee> blah bleh blih bloh bluh and sometimes blyh |
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<ThaDragon> =) (=
<ThaDragon> =* *=
<ThaDragon> =**=
<ThaDragon> *ziiiip*
<ThaDragon> =) o=u=8 O=<
<ThaDragon> *SLAP*
<ThaDragon> =/ `o=u=8
<ThaDragon> Thats the story of a man and a woman on the first date.
<ThaDragon> =P |
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<|nec|> hihi all
<|nec|> can anyone tell me if its possible to set up a efnet server on a homepc |
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<eldee> boozie: yeh.. kizer has alot of hooch-pr0n.. he must have a subscription to penthouse ;>
<boozie> haha
<KiZeR> good lord
<eldee> penthouse == magazine for chicks who dont want to have fuck-scenes, and too ugly to be in playboy |
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<shervin> DMC talks shit like no other and yet hes OP
<Gethoht> OP?
<Gethoht> oh, op
<Gethoht> i thought you meant "original playa" or somethin |
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<davisjr2> you know, if a girl sticks ya good you know she's not the one. it's simple. |
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<LkTrout1> call yourself DJ Sock
<LkTrout1> Come in naked with just a sock over your crotch. |
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<Pyre> Gumby's mom is hot |
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<k> hm yes i believe to say d0f would be the correct way out of this interpretation situilimintation |
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<BRASIL> IN MY COUNTRY TOO HOT TO GO OUTSIDE
<BRASIL> SO I SURF NET INSTEAD |
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<EFX> take a banana .. cut off the top .. squeeze the banana out gently keeping the peel intact.. get a empty toilet paper roll .. put the peel inside of it .. warm it up in the microwave .. and then stick your cock in it |
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<blazemore> i saw a big crack in front of me, then this flash of light.. after that, i can't remember anything. |
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<dregan> EGADS THE PAIN
<dregan> THE BITING, GNAWING PAIN
<dregan> THE SEARING, UNENDING.. UN.. mmm.. |
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<trccccc> virus: go fuck a leprocohn
<brucel33t> I bet they give good head
<trccccc> maybe he will give you his bag of gold
<Reul> or what's in his sack |
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<michael-> Of the city's 11,500 firefighters, 2.7 percent are black and 3.2 percent Hispanic
<michael-> reeediculous
<maff> that's because their darker skin color attracts the heat |
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<Viscant> cockblock (COK'blok) n. 1. to stop in the sexual escapading by another willfully and wantonly. 2. to deflect the cock "viscant was eyeing ricky ortiz lustily until arturo cockblocked him" |
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<ToolKid> I have a 1 inch pen0r. And that's after a 3 inch extension |
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* soya-88 squeezes your cock.
* Tim_K makes sure it's loaded. |
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<hussain> SHELLWHORE.
<nexxai> yes? |
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<atomic__> i wish i had a .no hostname so i could act stupid and no one would ever question why i acted the way i did |
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<Evasion> they say astroglide doesn't get sticky for hours, thats bs, it gets sticky in 5-10 minutes
<aNuBiS-> Evasion: you arent supposed to mix it with feces |
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