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<aNuBiS-> i like my women like i like my roads... flat and well traveled |
#2141 (0/267) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jD> Best thing about a 12 year old girl, though...
<jD> ...when you flip her over, she looks just like a 12 year old boy
<jD> ...
*** Geothermal has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<jD> I guess he's away off to get a 12 year old girl.
* Fishbird flips jD over.
<jD> Yes, except that I'm more 18 than 12.
<jD> I'd look like a girl with a really hairy arse. |
#2156 (0/318) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<blazemore> i bet that plane that crashed in PA was headed towards zophar's house |
#2204 (0/259) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DAL9000> you've never called me dustin before
<DAL9000> you sick?
<Guilty> I bet you thought you had a decent name until Saved by the Bell's Dustin Diamond came "screeching" in |
#2208 (0/259) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rico> I suppose. I wouldn't mind being that guy that makes it with all the Scouts.
<DigiGnome> Except you'd be ridiculously tired at the end of it, and if you don't please them you get CRESCENT BEEEEEAM'ed.
<Rico> Yeah, but what a way to go...
<Kayma> Uh oh, attacked with pink sugar hearts, blarg im dead.
<DigiGnome> You know exactly where they'd hang the wreath, too. |
#2242 (0/230) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<|steve|> requiem [for a dream] was just a porno movie with a plot
<|steve|> and pi was like hooked on phonics for nerds |
#2250 (0/332) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<iLLf8d> yeah I got it setup so when I fart I can hit the button and save my gf |
#2268 (0/290) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ScratGOD> dude some guy was fucking me in the ass last night and reached around and grabbed my cock. I got up and said "what the fuck, do you think im gay or something?" |
#2298 (0/200) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Chis> how do you permaterm an aol account assuming you have the password?
<Chis> to an account
<Chis> just incase someone would want to theoretically do this |
#2304 (0/240) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TomGreen> hehe
<TomGreen> [17:27] <Ergot> r u really tom green?
<TomGreen> [17:27] <Ergot> cuz i am like a huuuuge fan! |
#2308 (0/298) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Pv> i like my women as thin as chopsticks
<Pv> so i can eat my rice with them |
#2371 (0/265) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<phear:#916> yeah, california received a giant lube job from energy producers this year |
#2392 (0/286) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<McMoo> last year my parents gave me root beer for christmas |
#2435 (0/237) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Skates> DOS was my favorite operating system, overall
<Skates> it was cool because it took skill to use it |
#2457 (0/226) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<l0wkey> im getting hemorrhoids, from sitting on my butt all day ircing... i should sue Khaled |
#2485 (0/282) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Luco13> If we lose Napster...I will lose my mp3's??" |
#2486 (0/220) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<R`:#heroin> Is this for recovery or indulgence? |
#2502 (0/320) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cercoaiut> hi, I'm 17 years old what must I do to became a programmer? |
#2525 (0/232) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FifthFactor> he said he's sell it if you want
<Wolf4dk> For a buck?
<Wolf4dk> That's all I got
<FifthFactor> hah. no.... a little more
<Wolf4dk> what does he want for it?
<OneVerySickpuppy> 2 bucks!
<FifthFactor> without the engine i think he wants $2500 canadian
<OneVerySickpuppy> ack.. thats like 10$ american, too much |
#2567 (0/266) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* terra melts JDigital
* JDigital melts
* JDigital respawns, and is quickly telefragged by a newbie |
#2571 (0/276) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Lord x Bee: then where do you get them?
geoffduman: usenet
Lord x Bee: irc.usenet.net? |
#2586 (0/208) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<wild-> u want to know a good jacking method?
<wild-> get a baggie
<wild-> dump some lube in it
<wild-> then stick yer dick in it
<wild-> and throw everything between the boxspring and matress
<wild-> then go to town
<BlackDeth> you're a masturbating champion
<wild-> BlackDeth: i wish i could claim i invented it :( but i stole it from www.jackinworld.com |
#2587 (0/265) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Joins: mxman (68gmc910@hsdb-sktn-248-25.sasknet.sk.ca)
<mxman> wtf
<mxman> WHO SHUT OFF MY COMPUTER :( |
#2602 (0/324) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<shagie> srt.. he would sit at his table, scratching his scalp and make a HUGE PILE of dandruff and PLAY with it all SRT |
#2615 (0/276) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<fate-> right, people here aren't running a charity
<fate-> it's one big mental maturbation session |
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