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<ck3k> i wonder how people with parkingson's disease wipe their ass
<ck3k> that must be a fucking trial
<ck3k> i bet muhammed ali has a whole staff hired just to do that
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* Matataki hhahwhawhawhawhawhawhawhwh
<Matataki> whenever i wanna laugh i read 'the emulation dream'
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<BWieRDMaN> which one is the gay euro?
<scar-> <-
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<LkTruth1> Hmm, I haven't realized until lately that Zophar is using ZD to bitch about his life.
<BlackDeTh> "9/14/99 - VGB 4.5 is out, I'm still a virgin."
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<blazemore> if i were canadian, i'd build a log cabin and then kill myself.
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<blazemore> don't make me press nine limp inches against your forehead and leave a sweaty red mark from the moist underside
<Nikki> sorry
#899 (0/408) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Amanda`> YOUR 'FLOW' IS AKIN TO THAT OF MY NASAL-VOICED 3RD GRADE TEACHER.
#904 (0/354) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[00:15] <iMike> my name is on that
[00:15] <Fustard> yeah well
[00:15] <Fustard> i wrote your name all over my penis
#906 (0/307) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jenosyn> i've seen piccies of u screwing things in your PC :)
#911 (0/326) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kez> FIND A DISEASE AND CRAWL INTO BED WITH IT PLS THX
#921 (0/330) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Guilty> See that kid should have AWPed bush through the house, with a wall cheat
#931 (0/322) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Inoshiro> If I had a reason to be gay, besides Torvalds, it'd be me
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(Guilty) I like my women the way I like my tomatos, big round buldging and red
#940 (0/318) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Amanda___> hhahaha, peng
<Amanda___> You're perfected THE ART OF CALLING PEOPLE FAT
<c-rOCK> indeed.
#957 (0/264) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(NinjaRyu) atlanta is wigger capital
(NinjaRyu) i saw a guy soup up his parent's '86 nissan with a $2500 car stereo and a big ass tailpipe, but the damn thing still couldn't go above 75
#960 (0/300) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<c-rOCK> man napster is like tupac, that shits never going to die.
#967 (0/262) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* [light] is away, someone told me that theres life outside of irc, i have to check it out [log:OFF] [page:OFF] [email:dj_light@blankandjones.zzn.com]
#998 (0/294) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Andy787> i dunno why people with sisters cant say they're hot, i know if i had a sister and she was hot, hell ied be all over her, lol
#1005 (0/285) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Mtgwiz2727: what is the difference between c++ and dos?
#1008 (0/292) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(MoLaUstEr) I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is
(MoLaUstEr) *gay hand thing*
#1035 (0/286) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<lux0r> don't make me /molest you
#1037 (0/274) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mass> hey does anyone know what the song name is by Frankie Lymon that goes Uhhh uhh uh uh uhahhhhh uhh uhh uh
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<maff> Someone has donated coathanger just now!
<Amanda`> GET IT
<Amanda`> GET THE COATHANGER
<Amanda`> YOU CAN PERFORM INGAME ABORTIONS!
#1068 (0/360) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Amanda> OKAY. MCDONALD'S, TACO BELL, OR "OTHER"?
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<Guilty> Pen your quote db doesnt get updated enough anymore
<Guilty> You should just set up an elaborate #discotheque logging system and grep "guilty" >> quotes.db
<Guilty> Then it would always be fresh
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