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<Cold2> hey do you have dragonball xxx pics?
#313 (0/463) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<slutknght> has anyone registered microsoft.org or .net?
#321 (0/400) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tch0rt> i dunno, at this point i know i cant go with balls any bigger
<tch0rt> the balls i have now are plenty big for my mouth
#322 (0/399) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sean> Stop adding 2+2! it has taken me five years to develop 2+2, and you "geeks and hackers" are destroying my work!
#335 (0/519) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<plazmabur> hey watch it!!  dud !! i was partying all night for a week starigh twhen i was in  my first year of highschool and i'm still goin strong!!
#342 (0/479) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<OYES> no...like i guess there is a program..unix or something
#343 (0/378) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(odd42) hey guys: i'm d/l-ing a huge file on a 56k modem but i have an Athlon and GeForce, so do you think i could play q3 at the same time?
#347 (0/456) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(@bart`) bwhahhahahahahah. i think they should send that little girl from the pepsi commercials to cuba too
#351 (0/346) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Twofish> Someone is mounting me every minute
#362 (0/327) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<inof> God used fork() to create Eve.
#365 (0/338) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Bamdad> who know how may I turn off my colck on IRCN?
<token> turn off your cock? just use a sharp knife.
#388 (0/360) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<shade> HEY I WANT BITCHX FOR WEBTV DO U GOT IT??
#390 (0/471) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Guest88468> if you ever try to kick me or ban me i will get my uncle(irc opp) after you and by the way i have a nuke and a mail bomb on the way asshole
#393 (0/353) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<joshieboi> - i thought speed racer was the car
#403 (0/345) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CrazyDe> don't be afraid..
<CrazyDe> its only a dick
#404 (0/394) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<saint`> whats that disease you get when your cum is yellow and it stings when you pee?
#407 (0/360) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<HaXk> The dog cant say no
<HaXk> So it really isnt rape
#411 (0/387) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Wooben> someone find me archie hentai
#414 (0/347) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Wooben> So she called me and i told her she was really ugly
<Wooben> so that was the end of that
#418 (0/392) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<posk> does every cpu have a thing inside where u tamper with it and it disables entering a password to login to the computer?
#432 (0/339) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<VicViper> if i get high speed access i can warez
<VicViper> They need to have ISP's that offer CDR's with signup.
#434 (0/433) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<JrJrJr> anyone know if 3d studio max is better then adobe photoshop
#522 (0/366) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<J3anyus> my bellybutton smells worse than my ass
<DigDug> heh
<DigDug> how do you smell your bellybutton?
<J3anyus> digdug: pick all the lint out of it and then smell your finger :
#533 (0/335) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<smcn> it's like richard simmons getting laid
<CodeMason> "ok girl, pump it, oh yes, left, right, left, right, in, out, that's the way!"
#541 (0/381) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<smcn> a pig could fly if you like put a rocket up its ass and lit it
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