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#555 (0/304) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CurlyEars> sorry....I am a bit compulsive about spelling an grammar
#564 (0/356) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<phiber> I JUST LOST A NEATO ROOT CAUSE I HIT CTRL+C MEANING TO COPY THE IP
#611 (0/329) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<subnet> anyone got a man nearby? will pay!
#614 (0/428) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<c-rOCK> check this out
<c-rOCK> some guy is a fucking retard
#618 (0/306) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ash> My Amazon package arrived in Baltimore at 9pm last night... but there's no data after that!
<wild> ash: where is lk's package?
<MadHatter> mind your business wild
<MadHatter> I'm already taking care of lk
<MadHatter> don't ever mention it again
<MadHatter> ever
<gb> Ash: where is lk's package?
*** gb was kicked by MadHatter (..)
#619 (0/322) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** zaney was kicked by Ash (I know you're not stupid! Don't think you can fool me!)
*** Ash sets mode: +b *!*zane@*.cyberverse.com
<hypr> hahaahhaha
<Ash> [13:35] <zaney> whats the greatest nation in the world?
<Ash> [13:36] <Ash> Mexico!
<Ash> [13:36] <zaney> uriNATION HAW YOU idiot!@
<Ash> [13:36] <zaney> hahahahhaa
<Ash> [13:36] <zaney> thats funny
<Ash> [13:36] <zaney> urination is peee btw
<Ash> [13:36] <zaney> pee jokes own
#622 (0/274) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zaney> if you have the fucking internet why jizz in the shower?
#639 (0/310) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Techiii> Q: How do you spell Kuro5hin?
#649 (0/392) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ASSX> were can i get some oc3`s
#687 (0/316) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DaveMann> i know the millitary has a program that could see ur msg and dcc
> you mean the NSA not the military
<DaveMann> no the military
<DaveMann> what is nsa
<DaveMann> dont u mean
<DaveMann> nasa
#694 (0/236) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sparc5> how does a guy become a porn star?
<sparc5> that's what I wana find out
<Rhelic> sparc5: have at least 8inches and 4inches girth
<Rhelic> sparc5: and you usually pay them to be in the first few
<eggo> or family business
<sparc5> Rehlic: pay???
<thinkmad> may you all catch this horrible disease and suffer
<Rhelic> sparc5: its easy to find any guy to fuk some hot pron star
<sparc5> damn
#702 (0/265) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Technically, I can go and break the fingers of a sysadmin of any operating system and get the root password. This doesn't make it a localhost of remote attack.
-- Artur Grabowski
#703 (0/308) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<blazemore> i'm totally kewl, dude.
<LkTrout1> hypr is jealous of blazemore's Dell nametag.
<hypr> im jealous of lks lack of penile gland
<LkTrout1> My bulbourethral glands work just fine.
<LkTrout1> nerd
<hypr> ahahah
<gb> LakeTrout the wannabe doctor
#710 (0/338) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<iln> i haven't stuck anything up my ass before but i've thought about it
#717 (0/422) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Acero> dude wild are you some kind of flagrant gay
#718 (0/354) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<wild> i'm going to titty fuck her on the casket
#753 (0/364) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MadHatter> Ok, I promise never to hit on reptile- again
#763 (0/260) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rusty> /. has spawned a whole self-sustaining troll subculture
<rusty> they're busily trolling the shit out of plastic.com right now
#769 (0/328) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<c-rOCK> pen hates you
<c-rOCK> waffle boy
<eggo> pen loves me
<eggo> infact i can feel his penis pushing past my anus right now
<Guilty> I thought pen was castrated by the Russian government to make him a more efficant soviet hax0r
#809 (0/425) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Beez> do u know where to download the Psx emulator EMU and Bleed?
#814 (0/336) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Karendar> DARE TO BE STUPID!
<Karendar> heh... #emu's theme song!
#819 (0/328) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<_0wn3d_> N-E-1 no how to download the internet ????????????????
#824 (0/350) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<arcaDEATH> I thought Tetris was like Solitare?
#829 (0/486) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<AnarKii> does Cel300 is fast?
<AnarKii> nyway
<AnarKii> where I could found NAME + romz ?
<AnarKii> pleazzzzzzzzzzzz
#844 (0/282) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<fishead> puppies are great... but sheep are just like the real thing.
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