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<Mr_Ed> I need to get a dishwasher.... but where the fuck will I find a whore like that |
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<Acheron> hep: :P
<Acheron> And I say that from the bottom of my heart.
<hep> please to not be sticking it out unless you intend on using it.
<hep> today
<Acheron> Well, my tongue is a little longer than most, but S.F. is a
helluva reach, even for more gifted folks
<Mitzy> despicable.
<Acheron> Sorry. I don't get as much tongue-stretching exercise as I used
to.
<para> that's a .sigfile right there.,
<Acheron> keep your .sig out of my .file! perv! |
#10509 (1/245) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Acheron> Don't hpb's brag about their l33t skillz and high ping when
they're winning?
<Xaotika> you think i have 1337 skills? HAHAHAHSAHASHAHAHAFA
<Xaotika> they rest of you just suck :) |
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<@Nfs> what good is all the fame if you aint fuckin the models?
<@BLiNGO> umm
<@BLiNGO> you dont need fame to fuck models
<@Nfs> but its gettin hot in herre, so take off all your clothes..
<@BLiNGO> i am gettin so hot, i will take my clothes off
* @BLiNGO sets mode: -clothes BLiNGO |
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<BigTongue> man, look at this slut on the price is right... bob barker is having a viagra attack |
#10899 (1/303) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<StrScream> there is definitely not NEARLY enough dick being licked. |
#10943 (1/255) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
barry: 41 pix til my cam rolls over
barry: woo
Eoghann: how many til it plays dead?
Zaren: </rimshot> |
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<Ash> Yeah, but iln's pot abuse makes him unemployable.
<iln> you can't abuse pot ash |
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<AlmtyBob> 401k's are for homos who fucking intend to live until 65 |
#37 (0/762) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<iln> cd earlyteen |
#107 (0/430) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ckx> and some guy offered me a blowjob
<ckx> and i was considering it for awhile |
#119 (0/461) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dr_DOS> SURGEON GENERALS WARNING: PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO IRC CAN CAUSE BIRTH COMPLICATIONS, BRAIN TUMORS, AND MAY CAUSE DEATH |
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<gloone> reptile is into older women.. and he gets his pics in #100%preteensexpix |
#128 (0/570) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jingoro`> my cat was licking his balls once and he got a woody |
#131 (0/628) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hypr> as im on no your so inslurted me |
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<Troy1> "Hey baby, what channels do you hang out in?" |
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<gloone> and they go "hey, you can have fun without chicks you know.."
<gloone> i don't wanna get drunk if there's no chicks around.. |
#149 (0/339) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Quits: X-7 (irc.canadian-chicks-kick-ass.ca irc.usa-chicks-are-fat.com) |
#158 (0/424) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
I have gone to look for myself, if I should return, before I get back, keep me here. - unknown |
#185 (0/530) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Guilty> You dont want fatchicks on your pns
<Guilty> Let alone your primary pns |
#191 (0/489) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<brah-ca> i get all the chix.. just tell em im an efnet oper |
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(Guilty) If only shafr was a large negro like the real shaft, then he could bust into the colo and frighten them |
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[iMike] zach if you got a bike we could ride up to west manchester
[iMike] get a kickass one |
#246 (0/414) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
e l i t e m r p: first type this
CD WINDOWSCOMMAND
n e r d b 5: i dont have a cd in the cdrom |
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<NtG> I have my gynecologist on speed dial |
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