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#148 (1/433) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DigDug> did you /ctcp digdug op yourpass?
<blazep88> wtf does "yourpass" do?
#257 (1/305) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<repp0r> Dude, pot first, then porn.
<repp0r> Trust me. It's so much better. :D
<lele> dude i'm doing before AND after
#375 (1/389) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ChocoMan> women don't uNF women. women mHH women.
#446 (1/449) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SYch0> my mom got rearended
#514 (1/375) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lathari> jack your ethernet into my ass and we'll have ourselves a REAL Lan party.
#546 (1/302) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<KidHype> discovery channel should have a droppy tits from around the world week
* PtitFous undresses then
<MikeDX> except its shown on CNN and called "world famine report"
#642 (1/380) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Techbert> I'm an idiot, it's your fault for confusing me. :P
#657 (1/257) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<muted> i dont like slackware
<Zephyrous> muted: what are you on?
<Accipiter> Zephyrous >> Crack, apparently.
<muted> suse
#659 (1/307) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<imminent> clean keyboard
<imminent> yesss
<edible> you desemenized it?
<edible> let some cum hungry slut lick the shit out of your keyboard?
#792 (1/261) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(maffewz) little women is on, i'm sure every lesbian with a tivo is filling up hard drive space
#797 (1/316) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DarkSun> I ask for a n64 emu and a big nerd syz me go to http://www.emu's.shoved.up.my.arse.com
<DarkSun> Anyone have a good webpage with EMU????
#925 (1/249) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<lele> hypr is something of a "tragic" funny
#1016 (1/269) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
~ _raven is Away. [Reason: out. like a boner in sweat pants.]
#1021 (1/349) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Goemon) Is it possible to just plug a like 1GHz processor into your computer?
#1275 (1/396) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<iis> exploit me
#1468 (1/265) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nexxai> stileproject.com....what a wonderful place
<xsneakerx> yes. place of the bored and horny.
#1504 (1/349) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dr\gonzo> fuck linux
<dr\gonzo> that's the OS for people that don't wear deodorant
#1760 (1/263) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Parts: MadHatter (Hatter@ha.kz)
*** Joins: MadHatter (Hatter@ha.kz)
<MadHatter> wtf
<MadHatter> who kicked me
<Lepper> heh, you're too anal about being kicked
<MadHatter> I just want to know
<scar`> [16:57] *** Parts: MadHatter (Hatter@ha.kz)
<MadHatter> yeah ok
<Lepper> don't clients tell you when youg et kicked?
<Lepper> err, who kicks you
<MadHatter> I dunno man, I'm busy here
<MadHatter> leave me alone
#1765 (1/293) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<skunko> my standards for chicks right now are super low
<skunko> i'd go out with a chick as long as she wasnt fat, was shorter than me, and was going to get me off in some fashion
#1870 (1/227) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<timmo> id like to make a movie with just different ways of [John Travolta] dying
#2225 (1/322) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Guilty> http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=NQK8OR
<Guilty> "Bi sexual"
<Guilty> That means slutty
#2694 (1/241) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(drmatitis) ya, i've graduated from the rockstar mullet to the NASCAR mullet
#3005 (1/312) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Raz0r-> My SAT score wasn't anything spectacular. It was only a 360
#3166 (1/268) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<myst> FYI, it wasn't true love that called earlier, it was my mom... lol
#3297 (1/239) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<HotStuff> FUCK YOU AND YOUR SEX HAVING WAYS!
<Genepoolshark> Wug is, Roger!
<HotStuff> FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKERS!
<Bullywug> Hey!
<Genepoolshark> You and Wug are both virgins!
<Genepoolshark> So, you can get together and fix it. :)
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