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#15433 (1/272) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<EmSea> anyone here live in cincinnati?
<|TIA|PoP> nope
<|TIA|PoP> not i
<EmSea> was i talking to you
#15565 (1/251) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
pinkboy   so, like, how the FUCK do you let your wife get to 1200lbs?
ScottM    <pinkboy> so, like, how the FUCK do you fuck your 1200lb wife?
pinkboy   I can't imagine that it would be too difficult, unless of course you're picky about finding the real vagina.
#15826 (1/345) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<vqhmdragn> rawk!
<S4murai> exactly
<vqhmdragn> twat I cunt hear you I must have a ear infucktion, plz cum closer
<S4murai> I too have an ear infucktion butits ok, I have a pill to take every half whore
<vqhmdragn> I'm afriad I cunt afwhored such a pill :(
S4murai> a little less expenisive is a small prick to your finger. Tit's the Doctwhore's bill that'll clit you in the end.
<vqhmdragn> so twats up s4murai?
<S4murai> nut much, you?
<vqhmdragn> just chillin out
<vqhmdragn> wait, it's midnut, I just turned 18, that's twats up
<S4murai> really? that's ballsome!
<vqhmdragn> yea now I can buy cigs legaly, I cuntent bewhore
#15932 (1/211) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Zorix> fuckin sob.. one of utelfla's routers is down
<Zorix> i only got half the internet
#16161 (1/223) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*headache throws mrfloppy__ a beer
<mrfloppy__> weeeeee, free beer
<nyk> watch it mate, you can get real pissed on that cyber beer
#16300 (1/274) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BoZZ> my thing don't work...
<[TX]-KnacK_WerK> well at least ur not married...
#16744 (1/309) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Joelz> im gonna savet hgis log so I can prove im drunk
#16778 (1/218) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<uno> you don't see us tossing around phrases like "throbbing cock" do you?
#17959 (1/294) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<celebrity_nitwit> scrotum
<W0RMW00D> scrotum
<d1rge> damn im hungry
#17975 (1/299) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
A_Dab_of_Drunkey : so the lesson learned from that is if i hit someone with something, say....my dick, theyd blow it? watch out olsen twins!
#18144 (1/333) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TK-42-1> what the hell is philatio?
#19437 (1/215) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Vic> You really think there's muscles under there?
<X> well, we can cough and breathe, so there's got to be at least SOMETHING
<Vic> I'd bet it's just a cougher and a breather.
<X> probably
<X> like a little fan or something
#21902 (1/285) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Megatron50000> I MAY BE PHATETIC BUT AT LEAST I CAN SEPLL!!!
#25576 (1/273) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* suicide6x packets stikys brain
<suicide6x> Now you are dumb
<Yottabyte> too late
<Yottabyte> Packeting stiky's brain would be like packeting a dial up connection
<Stiky> shut up
<Stiky> more like
<Stiky> 26k now
<Stiky> cause i smoked a bowl
<suicide6x> ha
<suicide6x> exploit!
#25641 (1/249) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<J{E}K> What is the best song of NIN?
<uidv6> ALL THE SILENT TRACKS ON BROKEN
#26315 (1/215) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@PookaZzZz> elimidate??
<@PookaZzZz> is that the terminator in spanish?
#26420 (1/223) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
vupat03: oh well, i should start getting ready for bed
Gig103: does that mean "a quick game of bf"
vupat03: i'm gonna try BF quick on here with the additional memory
vupat03: wow
Gig103: LOL OMG i was kidding
vupat03: that was sad
#27225 (1/325) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Xtcneed: hello
MissenLinxGOD: hi
MissenLinxGOD: this is
Xtcneed: thats what i would like to know
MissenLinxGOD: umm you IMed me
Xtcneed: like hell i did!
MissenLinxGOD: WHO IS THIS
#27435 (1/301) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<%AnkkaBlaa> swedish rodeo: fucking a girl doggy-style and whispering to her ear: "I have AIDS.." and trying to keep your penis inside her
#27930 (1/263) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(@ian) my neighbor must have been like 5 or 6 yrs old
(@ian) and i was in like 4th grade
(@ian) so my friend (who lives on the other side of this kid)
(@ian) we drank some cokes
(@ian) and we were bored
(@ian) so we went out in the woods and pissed inside one of the cans
(@ian) and between both of us we like filled it up
(@ian) so then we were like hey justin.... this pop is warm i don't want it
(@ian) OK LEFT M3 HAFT IT PWEEZE!
(@ian) THIF TAFTE LAIK PISS KTHX
(@ian) *drinks some more*
(@ian) GROSS
(@ian) throws it down
(@ian) YOU GUYS SUCK
(@ian) *leaves*
(@ian) then his mom got all pissed off
(@ian) now that i think about it
(@ian) it's bad enough to drink a pop can that 2 other people's dicks have been on
(@ian) despite the fact that he drank half a coke can of piss
#28313 (1/221) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
phusnikin> that sucked. compiled my executable into my src and i have no
backup, damm bash tab completion :\\
#28361 (1/239) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Zippy2> im a poor sob
<Zippy2> having enough to live would be nice
<think> sell your extensive dildo collection
<Ooter> good idea
<Zippy2> think
<Zippy2> i cant sell it for much
<Zippy2> theyve got shit stains on them
<think> stick em in the dishwasher
#28559 (1/263) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<slipvayne> my bro came home while i was wanking
<slipvayne> ah shit
<slipvayne> he brought some friends
<slipvayne> oh god
<slipvayne> i was watching a porno as well
<slipvayne> fuck i hope he didnt see
<slipvayne> OH FUCK
<slipvayne> oh man
<slipvayne> he better not tell my parents
<slipvayne> thats the last time i wear headphones while watching porn
<slipvayne> fuck im off for a shower
#28805 (1/219) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<^Neatoo^> I'm so tired of these thieves that keep stealing my condoms....  ITs like "Hey man can i have one of your condoms?  "  "uhhh no..."   "oh..ok  *swipe*"
<^Neatoo^> Its like a fucking credit card or something
#29457 (1/287) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
• Nick: GayRightsActivist changed nickname to MavericK
• Channel Mode: ChanServ sets mode +o to MavericK
(@MavericK) this doesnt not mean im gay.
(Dodgy) hahah sena
(@CuT) hahahaha
(@Tumek) no ... we know you'll always be gay
(@MavericK) HAHAHA SHIT
(@MavericK) DOESNT NOT
(@MavericK) FUCK
(@MavericK) OOPS
(@MavericK) :/
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