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#30510 (1/319) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dilbert> if i press in on my bellybutton real hard, i feel a tingling in my penisComment: #dcemu - irc.cheatlist.com
#30669 (1/325) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Smith> why the fuck do you name your pen0rs
<Chronic> lol
<Chronic> hey baby wanna come back to my place and play with doody
#32463 (1/277) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@kisama> WHAT'S UP FAGETS
<rabiator> WHATS UP BICTH
* rabiator was kicked by kisama (ONLY I GET TO BE AN ASSHOLE, BICTH")
#32548 (1/341) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Thompson> whats wrong wiv looking at your sisters tits and her ass?
#32813 (1/341) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Footle> I have a beautiful vision. It involves the authors of typhoon, a wooden stake, some rope, some napalm, lots of kindling, and a flaming torch
#33705 (1/273) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<rgreene> she's depressed for one reason or another and refuses to do anything about it, which trickles down into every facet of her life
<aliensex> rgreene: get the brick man and put her down like a cow.
<rgreene> alien: i happen to care about her...
<aliensex> rgreene: exactly.
#34030 (1/321) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<splice> escape from monkey island pc $4.99 shipped at ebgames
<splice> or free from usenet
#34065 (1/311) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Vajita> compare zeldas weight to that of mario
<Vajita> zelda is one heavy bitch
#34170 (1/283) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(iSONEWS) [iSONEWS] Update in DivX: My Life *CLASSIC* released by MEDiAMANiACS (49 files, 08/12/2001) www.isonews.com/r/?155D256CD=
(`Thunder) whoa
(`Thunder) they released my life
(`Thunder) how did they tape all that?!
#37609 (1/177) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Syntax> Deranged, pull my pants back up
<Deranged> no
<Syntax> Fine, I'll let him see my penis
<TheGreatDrunkMonkey> Aww...look, it's hiding!
#37698 (1/207) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<human39> Rick James died
<Xshare> human39, nooo!
<Xshare> wait..
<Xshare> that means half my school died.
<Xshare> They keep saying they're Rick James.
<Xshare> :-/
<woogs> LOL
Comment: #wht
#40955 (1/115) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Goremageddon> i use to fuck up alot when i started
<@Goremageddon> i gave a hot water enema to a 60 year old patient once
<@Goremageddon> and i didnt watch out
<@Goremageddon> so she shat all over me
<@Goremageddon> that fucking sucked
Comment: #blackdeath-cult
#42165 (1/167) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
loservii: By the time I go back I won't like him anymore and I'll always be sad because I never got to fuck him.
RocketBoyEeo: Do it anyway.
loservii: I may, depending on whether or not he's single when I get back.
RocketBoyEeo: Ride that pony. Or something.
RocketBoyEeo: Get back on the horse?
RocketBoyEeo: Or just get on it in general.
loservii: You've got it all wrong.
loservii: I'm the pony.
loservii: He gets to ride *me*
RocketBoyEeo: Oh... well... saddle up.
RocketBoyEeo: Or... something...
loservii: I'm like....one of those cheap ass quarter rides in front of Super Wal-Mart.
loservii: Yipee-kie-ie-aye.
RocketBoyEeo: Hahaha. Maybe that's why Wal-Mart reminds me of you.
loservii: LOL.
#42214 (1/323) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lenoh> I am 191 times 7.
#43365 (1/301) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Aelia> and he had like 200 GB of hentai -_-
* Smile checks how much he has.
<Ceras> good old hentai
<Smile> 300mb.
<Smile> -.-' no telling Juney.
* Smile holds a knife to everyone.
<Ceras> omg...what a loser....
<sp3tt> Smile... ever heard of bash.org?
<Smile> Yes.
<Smile> OH SHIT
#45458 (1/87) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rjx> A German court sent to a psychiatric institution a man who cut off his own penis because of the incessant sexual demands of his wife, whom he then killed with the same knife.
<Rjx> they should send him to a stupid institution
<swight> bullshit? you mean there aren't tiny sentient beings that live in colonies in my fish bowl?
<timmo> YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX? *CHOP* HERE TAKE IT
<timmo> TAKE IT YOU DUMB BITCH
<Rjx> the weird thing is
<Rjx> he cut off his penis
<Rjx> THEN killed her
<timmo> i imagine he then started beating her with the chopped off penis
<timmo> and when that didnt work
<Rjx> should've just got one of those moulding kits
<Rjx> where you make a custom dildo
<Rjx> and then beaten her to death with it
<timmo> he stabbed her to death
<Rjx> yeah
<issuez> =\
<h4rm0n1c> with his "knife"
Comment: #geekissues on EFNet
#51136 (1/285) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kode> .:.
<kode> ..:
<kode> :..
<kode> ....
<kode> ::
<kode> tetris
Comment: #nodewar
#52762 (1/263) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<AlexZero> ah, luckliy my ball pain has subsided
<AlexZero> I was probably just creating a super sperm
#54703 (1/309) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
MofattP: bleh, I'm fighting a sinus infection. My snot looks like a fruit loops commercial
MofattP: Green Mucus!
MofattP: Yellow Chunks!
MofattP: Red Streaks!
MofattP: Follow your nose!
MofattP: If it had marshmellow suprises, I could market my snot as a breakfast cereal.
#57613 (1/343) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Troglodyte> Dude everyone gets crushes on me until they get to know me
<Troglodyte> I'm so good at faking being awesome at first but then I lose it after a while
<Troglodyte> It's like hula-hooping
<Troglodyte> You can only keep it going for so long before your hips get tired
#104052 (1/177) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Opef> This one time at Madonna Camp, I stuck a flute, a tuba, a didgeridoo, a clarinet, a trumpet, a violin, a double bass, a guitar, and a cello in my pussy.
#280259 (1/523) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
kingdamian42 : My dad bought a PS3, right(god knows why)
kingdamian42 : I put in a regular dvd to watch.
kingdamian42 : It doesn't recognize it as a music cd, or a game cd. So it thinks, "Oh this must be blueray".
kingdamian42 : It brought out the big laser, guess who has a hole in his dvd.
Greyejoy : BWAHAHAHAHAHAAH
#298542 (1/217) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@swight> Bill Clinton : "Hey... c'moooooon." Kim Jong-Il: "oooh I can't say no to you, you so awesome! FREE THE REPORTERS!"
#309980 (1/149) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SickInterpol> you couldn't be farther from the truth. I put 16GB in a quad core machine and that shit ran fly, dog.
<AaronBallman> SickInterpol: I am not a canine, and I am sorry that you had flies running on your feces.
#21 (1/4377) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tempy^^> I'll settle for old and fat
<Tempy^^> begger can't be choosers
<Tempy^^> prolly find used condoms inside of her
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