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<Tac0> the bumpy road to silky smooth balls begins now! afk! |
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<EarthQuake> which came first? the chicken or the egg? :o
<EarthQuake> hehe
<@omega> omega came first
<@omega> then the chicken got pregnant |
#20350 (2/318) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
LinkDJ: hey, you might be able to help me out here
LinkDJ: Where might a brother be able to be alone with his ho?
UH60SO: The Matrix
LinkDJ: Thanks. When my balls fall off, I'll give you one. |
#20503 (3/269) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Radu> a friend of my dad's in Texas named his daughter Treasure Darling
<Radu> i shit you not
<Tac0> did you fuck her
<Tac0> ?
<Radu> dude, it's his newborn baby, you idiot
<Tac0> whats your point |
#20839 (2/292) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nancy> any fem wants to make love?
<TDO_Crips> nah
<TDO_Crips> theyre just here to fuck |
#21047 (3/288) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<lav> that's what happens to people caught cheating
<lav> l33t
<Cecil> is that the one where they throw the guy's comp out on the street? |
#21194 (2/277) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[Perdition] I have broadband, but it makes me look fat |
#21634 (2/208) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Chojin_> I mean I'm STILL insulted that she saw me just as a walking dildo
<bngrybt> heh
<bngrybt> yeah that's what tisha thought of me i think
<CommanderStab> I'd be insulted at that Chojin, but only that she acutally BELIEVED she could get away with it
<bngrybt> cuz jody asked her what she liked about me and the first thing she said was practically "well his dick's like 8 inches long! |
#27444 (2/206) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<noddy> i thought so
<noddy> but
<noddy> apparently
<noddy> it like a CAT scan
<noddy> coincidence??
<Mortarion> and this is why noddy is so high above everyone else on the stats!
<Mortarion> using 5 lines to say what i would have said in one!
<noddy> bugger
<noddy> i've been sussed
<noddy> :( |
#28516 (2/260) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<IrCmOnKeY> if i had a girl she would have to be all into svcd-ts |
#28899 (2/230) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<blue09> i think i have proof that there is a god
<blue09> how else can you explain manowar?
<blue09> it's like a dnd playing motorcycle gang formed a metal band |
#29032 (2/346) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Lepper> it was trinity launching her attack on teh matrixComment: during east coast power outage
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#29389 (2/242) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
PudnaKP: yeah, dancing was interesting
k a p p u r u: you danced?
PudnaKP: yes, see that's the interesting part
k a p p u r u: i must see this for myself someday
tutmondigo: lol
tutmondigo: so d
tutmondigo: david dancing
tutmondigo: with a girl?
k a p p u r u: no , lord no
k a p p u r u: we wouldnt be talking
k a p p u r u: the world would have ended
k a p p u r u: and jesus would come back in all his glory
tutmondigo: thats what I was curious about
tutmondigo: I wanted to be ready for the earthquake |
#29837 (2/400) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ikkenai> if i pull on a clitoris hard enough, will it eventually come out as a huge penis like in hentai |
#30378 (2/424) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[r0bz0r] How do you copy the text from this IRC in case there's something funny that we might wanna submit to bash.org?Comment: in #kingsofchaos (chatchannel.org)
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#30457 (2/390) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Joins: Raxsean_Decrane
<Raxsean_Decrane> evening all
<@Nerezza> hey rax
<Silverbolt> heya raxsean
<@Galcian> Hola rax
<@fredly> rax ;/
<Raxsean_Decrane> what's happening all
<Raxsean_Decrane> hey fredly
* Joins: Princess
<@Nerezza> hi princess!
<@fredly> princess ;/
<@Galcian> fredly seems depressed. |
#30545 (2/394) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<aphr0> FUCK
<aphr0> I got a cookies and snickers bar
<aphr0> isntead of cookies and m&m
<aphr0> piss fuck whores
<aphr0> god cocks
<aphr0> deathComment: #couch on EFnet
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#30640 (2/310) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SonGohanX> well if its got boobs and doesn't have a penis...thats close enough |
#31096 (2/316) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DaJoob> is there any recycle bin type thing in FreeBSD where i can recover recently deleted files? i just accidentally deleted a symbolic link |
#32107 (2/288) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tinglanchio> i can't imagine you making a mother's day card
<tlozoot> I didn't
<tlozoot> although this is mighty fun
<tlozoot> I got her some yahoo shit
<tlozoot> heh
<tinglanchio> how thoughtful
<tlozoot> I dont' think she was too thrilled
<tlozoot> oh well.
<tlozoot> I tried... ok, I didn't try
<tlozoot> whatever |
#33080 (2/336) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Noggie> Michael Jackson - supports President Bush's 'leave no child behind' program |
#12115 (1/244) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<log> im done dling it, now i just need to pick up my new comp so i can run it properly |
#13110 (1/214) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<OreoTZA> ./ignore #k-rad
<OreoTZA> whoa, i wonder if you can actually do that
<OreoTZA> holdon, I'm gonna try
<OreoTZA> ok, hello?
<OreoTZA> HELLo????
<OreoTZA> anyone seen this?
<OreoTZA> LOL!!!!!! IT FUCKING WORKED
<OreoTZA> holy shit
<Dawgyman> josh
<OreoTZA> SHIT I SEE DAWG, it didn't work |
#14521 (1/227) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<B|ack> I hate stupid people
<B|ack> god im so stupid..... |
#14738 (1/309) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tortoise> what should i name my turtles?
<archon> name one kurt, and one courtney, and blow one's head off with a shotgun |
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