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#7892 (5/286) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<schteve> let´s see how many that want to offer me a penis enlagement today
<schteve> in other words, i am gonna check my mail |
#7962 (5/236) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ICIST> I get that warm and fuzzy feeling
<@Deth> like when you pee your pants?
<ICIST> kinda
<ICIST> more like when i shit myself |
#7976 (5/196) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ErikN|WORK> do you have sdl installed?
<savepotatoes> think so
<ErikN|WORK> hmmm
<savepotatoes> probably
<ErikN|WORK> are you sure?
<savepotatoes> yea
(time passes...)
<savepotatoes> whats sdl? |
#8085 (5/223) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<biatch> he tells me how he's cheated on two of his gfs
<biatch> then when i email him telling him i'm back with luke
<biatch> he's all disappointed
<biatch> and he's like
<biatch> "i told you about the girls i cheated on because i wanted you to TRUST me" |
#8682 (5/312) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<jamesm> what are you running on the alphas?
<MMouse> tru64 at the moment
<MMouse> with oracle
<jamesm> no wonder so many dotcoms go under |
#9108 (5/269) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Lex> So, I support your decision to halt any imminent blowjobs with questions. :) |
#9625 (5/308) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Giuslaien> hi!!
<Giuslaien> I am dj of the brasil I have you vary music with Latin interferences.
<Giuslaien> do I like to change music, some kindred dj of changing music?
<Giuslaien> are you of where?
<Giuslaien> which your name? |
#9639 (5/287) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<tigerbot_hesh> "Knuckles of Fury" on amazon? heh heh
<MikeyPain> I actually got mine in the mail from him
<MikeyPain> some of the pages were stuck together though |
#9955 (5/237) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<BiT`> I mastered most of ChanServ's basic commands in just two weeks |
#9976 (5/190) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Nikki_afe > Russian biscuits are nice :)
Snaar_afe > Nikki: hm, i can't remember anything special about them
Snaar_afe > Nikki: i'm not sure if there is such thing as russian buscuits :-)
Snaar_afe > maybe it's just a rebranded dry dogfood :-,
oPless_afe > "russian biscuits" = potatos |
#11111 (5/210) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(Pixie_Pete): Care to join me in a little sven co-op?
* ssmmdd fires up Sven
(Dogsdinner): That's quite possibly the most homoerotic thing ever said in #TPNGC. |
#11146 (5/207) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<spoob> drewb; it's been so long since I've had my cock sucked that I'm not sure it can handle less than one atmosphere anymore |
#11418 (5/235) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<SirPrux> My heart bleeds a bittersweet syrup, coating my mind as one would embrace the fury of nuclear fusion with lead. |
#13449 (5/250) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Blue^_> xach
<Blue^_> wanna bw later?><
<Ershin> OK
<Date`Kyosuke> That almost sounds indecent. :o |
#13476 (5/190) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<[cr0wz]> my dildo hurts
<_SuPeR_Fly_> my arse hurts
<wisteria101> see a doc
<[cr0wz]> i wonder why
* FadeJade sees a connection |
#14001 (5/290) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<demagogue> :(){ :|:&};:
<demagogue> type that at a bash prompt
<dg> not recommended
* Antony ssh'es to bacardi
<Antony> [1] 21057
<Antony> what does it do :'(
<ross> er I can't ssh to bacardi
<taz> 1:01pm up 3 days, 20:11, 4 users, load average: 714.55, 670.25, 890.24 |
#14289 (5/215) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* eMeow-v2 fiddles with his r00t
<Apollo-> Can you fiddle with my r00t too? I like it when people play with my root
<eMeow-v2> Apollo-: you want "girlfriend". STFW.
<Apollo-> haha
<Apollo-> No, if I had a "girlfriend", "wife" would STFW for "unsolvable murder" |
#14439 (5/304) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<AmaroK> LoL, this quote thing is probly the best bed time reading matterial since the bible
<AmaroK> Infact, im some satisfied i might even have a ciggarette now |
#14862 (5/287) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<_Peachy> i soooo need a t0mp00ter
<theraven> a what?
<_Peachy> a t0mp00ter sirry!
<theraven> i get you now |
#15422 (5/205) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<loud_as_it_getz> yea well
<@KittenAssassin> .........
<loud_as_it_getz> does n e 1 actually chat on mirc??
<@KittenAssassin> no
<Simwolf> nope
<@KittenAssassin> we chat on IRC
<Simwolf> no one at all
<@KittenAssassin> you must be in the wrong place
<Simwolf> absolutely not a FUCKING soul
<loud_as_it_getz> wich is?
<@KittenAssassin> just type /s IRC
<@KittenAssassin> and you will be re directed to IRC
*** Quits: loud_as_it_getz (mary@210.50.66.28738) (Need more parameters) |
#15425 (5/300) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+PlasticLSD> shes talking about they time they tried anal beads on her
<@oddduck> i was like... 4 yrs old |
#15528 (5/224) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<`Stevie> missed a great weekend fire
<firemoo> i coudln't possibly have had a better weekend
<`Stevie> get laid?
<firemoo> even better!
<firemoo> irc :] |
#16053 (5/295) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Fly_Mario> Tommorrow Night at 9pm est
<GoodScrat> what happens, you're commiting suicide over a quick cam? |
#16272 (5/227) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<destruct> 88 N Feb 07 k15176@slo.net ( 51) HOW DO YOUR EMPLOYEES SPEND THEIR DAY!!!!
<destruct> READING SPAM!!!!! |
#16886 (5/272) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Jon_R> OH NO
<Jon_R> my page crashes netscape!
<Jon_R> whatever shall I do |
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