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#39733 (5/231) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Jaeger2288: actually your right, i dont aim i just unzip and let gravity and mass do the rest
longlivemarneus: lmfao
Jaeger2288: sorta like those installed ironing boards, if you hit the button its gunna come out hard and fast and someone may get hurt
#40081 (5/227) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<sxh> http://chriscobra.topcities.com/wang.jpg
<Kenn> wtf
<utopian> hahahaha snow
<utopian> you just wanged him
<c-rOCK> im still waiting for that day when a girls about to gimme head
<c-rOCK> whips it out
<c-rOCK> and is like
<c-rOCK> MAN IVE SEEN THIS WANG ONLINE BEFORE
Comment: #geekissues
#42762 (6/296) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@AlmtyBob> haha
<@AlmtyBob> by sorting my mp3s I can see the exact date I got into hip-hop
<@AlmtyBob> 2/18/03
Comment: #ramen
#49088 (5/285) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<humandildo> hey grog did ya know the ladies here are so classy that they wear napkins when they blow you
<Grog> like a lobster bib?
<humandildo> yea
#49670 (5/331) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Crumplella: visible light is split up into diff colours
Crumplella: called the somethin spectrum
h00py: lol
Crumplella: i learnd this in biology
Shuma: its the sinclair spectrum
Shuma: i think..
#49813 (5/257) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<jre> I started with this girl and now I'm not interested
<jre> How do I be rid of her?
<wolffenstein> huge netsplit
#54060 (5/271) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
DarkSnake > if you have sex for several years would that qualify you as a sexologist?
chsh > I had my sexologist license for a bit, but it was revoked. :S
DarkSnake > quit practicing huh
chsh > I do however have a double doctorate in Ballgrabbery and Advanced Masturbatory Studies
Comment: irc.unerror.com #lobby
#66 (5/565) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<noppa> weed: (dont inhale and you will become the next president!!!!!)
#192 (5/444) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Quan> they speak "texican"
#223 (5/504) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<[azn]> i am valid victorian
#281 (5/473) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
*** Joins: root (kode54@excellent.I.found.yourdads.cc)
#282 (5/298) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Hatter> I was over-circumsized
<Hatter> the law suit is still pending
#430 (5/345) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Jarvik7> wonder if they'll have a 'real life' type show, but with people in a rom channel
#459 (5/315) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<panacea_> im going to the doctor tomorrow morning regarding my thumb
<Lordaerom> panacea_, so much fucking wanking
#723 (5/305) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<thom> CTCP VERSION: DICKS 2.0 OS, 69 K OF FREE ASS SPACE
<cstone> ALLOCATING PRICKS
<rbw> AHLGUAHGLUHALGUHAGUHAGLUHAG  I SEEM TO BE HAVING A BUFFER OVERFLOW PROBLEM HERE PEOPLE
#762 (5/403) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
uuu join/#unix (Hes^GoT^LiNuX!root@vw-14185.kems.net)..
<Hes^GoT^LiNuX> I Have Linux Perl Can i Download Gnome???
#901 (5/435) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<McMoo> my penis is pretty gay
<McMoo> it can regularly be found in male anuses
#1018 (5/195) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(SpAc3d) i hate when [movie groups] release shitty quality stuff like TS and Cam's
(SpAc3d) its a fuckin waste of space
(mistical) like Hannibal *upsidedown cam* *real* *subtitled* *in japanesse*
#1260 (5/211) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<wormholes> Is it difficult to manage txt files like modify lines and copy rename and create new ones..with jsut std C libs?
<NoEscom> no, it's not difficult
<Noidea> yes it's difficult.
<Noidea> It's almost impossible.
<NoEscom> oh you mean MODIFY text files? on that case you have to download microsoft sql server
#1330 (5/277) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(fub) I walked into a police station once to pick up some court papers, and I smoked a joint about 5 blocks away and I was was sitting in there for awhile and I looked down at my shoes and the roach was on the front tounge of my shoe ;/
#2118 (5/225) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<spazzer> paul is sad because he had a bout of premature ejaculation
<tobdude> everytime I think of premature ejaculation... I think like a gun going off without anybody firing it... like you are walking along... and BAM!@
<tobdude> oh crap! I just ejactulated myself
#2150 (5/231) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* Derek_ thinks costa ricans are wierd
<matts> I think people who spell weird "wierd" are weird
#2316 (5/376) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<sceptre70> anybody here know how i can get laid or eat out a pussy without spending money msg me
#2379 (5/247) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(rageboy) id tell you to put my box in the topic so i could sell shells but its not static ip and only 28.8 connection
(rageboy) and im in windows right now
#2802 (5/266) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<[_pitch_]> florida is shaped like a big droopy dick for a reason...
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