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#3439 (5/189) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<dodge> i tell ya
<dodge> youre sitting here one minuite, the next thing you know youve just woken up and theres ya laptop under yer pillow...
<Lord-Data> nope.. just you ...
#3456 (5/216) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<jstepka-w> she said to me 'we need a few months off'
<Flav> "a few months?  sweet, that'll let me run through the bitches on my TODO list"
#3649 (5/277) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<PapaWo|f> any girls care to chat with 17/m/Van/Lamer/zits for days/hideously overweight/naked right at this moment spanking off to animal porn? msg me
#3833 (5/258) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Sylffor> The Legend of Zelda for the NES had replay value with the Second Quest.
<TURBOMEAT> by that logic, every single game with Randomly Generated Dungeons has infinite replay value
<nitrifik_> I don't even think those have one-play value :o
#3841 (5/241) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[17:23:28] [Synoptica] I AM GOING TO TAKE A SHIT NOW EVERYONE
[17:29:32] [Xta-C    ] COOL!
[17:30:13] [Synoptica] jesus christ i dont remember eating chili
#4098 (5/270) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<akh76> Hello, I'm "an ki hong" from Korea.
<akh76> I want to know The reason Why I'm ven
<akh76> I'm lacks a Knowledge of  irc
<akh76> Thank you and I hope to get your reply back soon.
#4275 (5/334) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<someone> anybody who would by Celine Dions music deserves to have their computer crash ;)~
#4392 (5/217) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Alien> Licking lead is like inviting a bunch of friends into your mouth but then cancer crashes the party
#4451 (5/293) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<amoeba> mouse gestures = OMG IM TOO LAZY TO PRESS TEH BUTTONS ON TEH KEYBOARD
<@tr0n> HEY IF I MOVE IT IN AN S PATTERN AND THEN A ZIGZAG AND THEN A SQUARE SHAPE IT WILL TAKE ME TO FAGS.NET
#5332 (5/245) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<kidpiglet> is there such a thing as putting a "hit" on a dog
<kidpiglet> if so let me know whos avalible to do a "hit"
<Ph4nt0m> marinate a steak in antifreeze
<kidpiglet> yeah with my luck my hubby would go and cook it for himself
<Ph4nt0m> would that be all bad? :)
#5599 (5/215) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<xmt> I have a Iframe but when i write text in it, and push ENTER to get a new line it makes like two lines why ?
<trimp> xmt: you're problems are severe
<trimp> I think we have a level 3 drilion
<xmt> trimp: ?
<trimp> well lets just say that people at level 2 are in a druling in a wheelchair and their keyboard is their voice.
<drlion> rofl
<xmt> could u help me with the problem or ?
<trimp> damnit xmt, I'm not a doctor!
<xmt> ok, why didn´t u say that at once
*** xmt has quit IRC
#5856 (5/288) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<charon> <danybear:#bearcave> danybear is a six one, 210 lb, hairy leatherbear in Toronto, 50 years old, 6 uncut
<charon> whatever you do, don't join #bearcave asking for warez
<FishBulb_> charon: uncut means 0-day you tard
#6138 (5/282) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
--> osx_newb has joined #cprogramming
<osx_newb> helo?
<Vulpyne> 250 Vulpyne
#6217 (5/278) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<b[a]rt> hey guest1!
<Guest1> hi
<b[a]rt> what's up?
<Guest1> male
#6485 (5/328) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<blazemore> DJing with vinyl is like people still making soap from their own pig fat
#6596 (5/351) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Mr_Bandit> how come when ever i go in the sea it makes me scratch in my private bit
#6743 (5/265) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@helloraj> if ya rape a positute would u get arrested for stealing?
#7383 (5/325) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Pho> the only fun Ive had with linux was formatting it
#7421 (5/270) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<WargasM> i like chocolate
<WargasM> it makes me think of boobies
<WargasM> i wonder if you could make a woman lactate chocolate milk, if the DNA was just right
#7485 (5/263) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Chrizto> show me a chick worth worrying about after you're not the one fucking them anymore and I'll show you the value of the imaginary number i
#7536 (5/307) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<BizaSmokedout> nah amng I can hold a inteligent convrsation if you want
#7588 (5/293) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<human> beethoven and mozart should have had a kid
<human> then marry this kid to enya
<human> then have their children play with a roland xp-30
<human> then you'll get some nice tunes
#7610 (5/269) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<shadok> bo gritz shot himself and only inflicted a flesh wound
<shadok> the quality of american fascism has declined notably in recent times
<shadok> i blame flouride
#7651 (5/261) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Squirrel> and if I'm looking at porn and I jizz all over the RPC's keyboard, is that on-topic?
#7829 (5/221) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<rob`> o/` Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord o/`
<JakeStone> rob:  Religious pr0n?
ð Kaijin can't come up with a next verse that s pronlike and scans.
<JakeStone> o/~ He was hammering the women hard and now they are quite sore o/~
ð Alaric can't remember enough of the Battle Hymn of the Republic to filk it
<rob`> o/` he hath loosed the fateful lightning of his terrible swift sword o/`
<rob`> I think the lyrics filk themselves. :)
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