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#32976 (6/322) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<AdamBishop> I also pronounce "lieutenant" the British way, as we're supposed to, but most people don't...
<kingturtle2> is lieutenant pronounced al-OOOOOOO-MIN-eee-um? |
#93698 (6/712) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TheFoundation> "Enraged spice miners on Naboo"
<TheFoundation> spice
<TheFoundation> real original
<Cyber> "Our lawyers can't repel plagiarism of THAT magnitude!" |
#242631 (6/330) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<will_smith> gay people shouldn't be able to use the same bathroom as me
<Merihell{CD}> you shouldn't be able to use the same bathroom as anyone else
<will_smith> no really think about it
<will_smith> if gay men are able to use the same bathroom as me
<Merihell{CD}> it would turn them straight?
<will_smith> i should be able to use the same bathroom as women
<Merihell{CD}> and turn them gay? |
#296310 (6/86) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
! v3ritas np: [ T-Rock, Three 6 Mafia - Slang & Serve ]
(v3ritas) hey guys
(v3ritas) i want you to know what song i'm playing
(v3ritas) you probably won't notice, nor care about it, but there it is
(v3ritas) but if you particularly appreciate a strict adherence to a set spoken meter, this song is a fine example |
#298575 (6/112) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mathrick> so there's this song, right, that goes "all I want to do is make love to you"
<mathrick> this is a classic case of an inexperienced / bad coder using unnecessarily verbose and inefficient expressions in a misguided attempt to make things more readable
<mathrick> compare the idiomatic version: "all I want to do is you". Shorter, more readable AND more to the point
<mathrick> remember, kids, not using idiomatic expressions and commenting on obvious parts of the code will get you to the special code hell |
#302338 (6/228) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<frysteev> im wondering what weekend at bernies would have been like if jim henson made it |
#307486 (6/146) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<centrinia> I am going to make something similar to a home pregnancy test device.
<robb_www> but it will be made of RAZORBLADES
<robb_www> and it will always say "not anymore" |
#102842 (5/109) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Biomech> op3r, redpriest owns textfiles.com?
<@ProtocoLD> does it matter ?
<@Biomech> yes
<@jonl> why?
<@Biomech> it's like when Nikon finds out Crash Override was Zero Cool |
#169396 (5/159) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Sacro> 90.209.238.56 - - [12/May/2008:21:26:03 +0100] "GET /iminurlogsgettinfourohfours HTTP/1.1" 404 1023 |
#177942 (5/509) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rm-rf> they have all these talent audition shows
<rm-rf> I think they'd be much more interesting if they would flog the people who totally suck
<@AndroSyn> heh
<@AndroSyn> would that make you horny? :P
<rm-rf> imagine how much better Last Comic Standing would be if they'd beat the guys in the elvis-themed chicken outfit
<rm-rf> not horny, but it'd definitely get me moving in the right direction
<@AndroSyn> heh
<rm-rf> or the fat kids on those dance shows
<rm-rf> just imagine their sweaty, leotard encapsulated rolls jiggling in time with the thwack of the bamboo cane
<rm-rf> ok, I'm horny nowComment: #bifemunix on EFnet
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#206512 (5/305) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zaapiel> mplayer palestinian_girls_go_jihad_on_jewish_cock.avi
<zaapiel> doh wrong term |
#229818 (5/145) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<chicane> Sex And The City EXTENDED DVDRip XviD-BeStDivX
<chicane> sigh
<chicane> another release
<Atrius> I already thought that sarah jessica parker's nose was extended enough |
#297784 (5/261) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Alice> what's the most turned-on you guys have ever been?
<Bob> first time i seen my current girlfriend naked.. handjob, blowjob and titjob.. god damn.
<Carlos> Bob: you mean you jerked off her tit? does that even feel good for girls? |
#300058 (5/343) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Mirell> Your mom's a non-profit! I can deduct my contributions to her!
< Pomax> Hold on a minute there, mister. Who said my mom was non-profit.
< Mirell> I did
< Pomax> Well I advise you to check with the chamber of commerce before you make such statements.
< Mirell> Your mom's a for-profit entity! That means my contributions to her get doubly-taxed as it passes through the layers!
< Mirell> Doesn't work as well
< Pomax> I'm sure we can somehow make it work.
< Pomax> Yo momma so fo' profit, any contribution to her gets taxed three times!
< Pomax> or something.
< Mirell> ...that was good, sir. |
#310604 (5/25) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@mentot> Marijuana, 851 1st Avenue #91, Seattle, WA 98104, USA 54.6 F (12.6 C) 49% humidity, wind is calm, overcast
<Jigsy> >Wind is calm
<Jigsy> I bet. |
#310609 (5/57) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Jigsy frantically runs into the channel with an urgent message.
<Jigsy> The anorgasmic are comin- wait, wait, sorry, false alarm. They're not. |
#310742 (5/33) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dbelange> Front Row Education is seeking a Haskell Web Engineer for a full-time position
<lmt> i watched a short documentary yesterday about a guy in a paraguay slump who organized an orchestra where all the instruments are made from trash
<lmt> you could totally do that with haskell instead |
#311658 (7/27) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<wayfinder> the original aladdin being a fairy tale about a chinese kid btw
<wayfinder> and the lion king is shakespeare rehashed
<wayfinder> so uh,
<T-101> whereas avatar was pocahontas rehashed
<wayfinder> yeah hahah
<wayfinder> and a bug's life was the seven samurai
<GargajCNS> i dont really mind rehashes as long as they were in an interesting new skin
<GargajCNS> also known as the Ed Gein approach |
#33450 (5/283) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Opius: you wanna know whats sad
Opius: i was doing my homework, and i saw you reply, so i pressed CTRL-S and looked
Opius: my homeworks on paperComment: MSN Convo :: www.opius.tk
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#33617 (5/349) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(@Sh3kel) I'm bored to the point I'm considering installing Black and White :/ |
#35941 (5/219) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pantherqs> y'know
<pantherqs> my chest-mounted expansion pack is starting to bother me, every few months out comes a bigger version
<pantherqs> time to lay off the fucking juice. |
#36393 (5/203) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<staniel> Cameron: I got my internet running faster now
<Cameron> good for you. my nose is running faster than my internet right nowComment: #chemicalfusion/irc.freenode.net
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#37265 (5/149) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* ankleteeth looks for good pr0n
<Eldritch> tell me if you find any o_O
<Eldritch> good porn is like... 5 leafed clovers |
#38285 (5/167) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
--- gunk has changed the topic to: #mnf - simon: apparently butterscotch + baileys' is called a "cocksucking cowboy".
<freude> ...
<gunk> http://www.google.com/search?q=cocksucking+cowboy if you don't believe me.
<freude> sif i'm searching for that :p |
#39661 (5/171) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Montezume: last time I went and got my hair cut I broke a mirror
Pixy Stixer: not smart
Montezume: they told me it was because I dropped it, but I knew better...
Pixy Stixer: lol
Montezume: so if I'm not mistaken...I think that's 7 years of bad haircuts |
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