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#14374 (8/274) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@jaffy> how the fuck does my moniter get so dirty, its like some cunt eats his meals off it while im asleep |
#14583 (8/200) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
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<mad-splat> @find *turbo*c++*
<mad-splat> @find *codewarrior*
<dos622> @find you*being*banned
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#14716 (8/264) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<eden2> t_r: heh, patrick and i went and saw star wars last night......and i saw the WHOLE thing this time
<eden2> ...the whole movie, that is |
#15064 (8/244) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rrrmmm> hi DrtyS0UTH how are ya?
<DrtyS0UTH> pretty good being that the weather is like a sauna here.
<rrrmmm> here its mostly cold and raining
<rrrmmm> maybe we should live somewhere in the middle where its nice or something |
#16908 (8/226) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<endura> fuck women, I got me a national geographic and a bottle of gergins hand lotion, I'm fucking set for the next 10 years |
#18377 (8/206) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jitspoe> birds don't have a penis
<Zim|DP> jit: but they have a pecker =) |
#18804 (-10/445) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<GnuVince> wanna know my brother's new CS handle?
<Kint> L33t killa Monster dude -=[y0]=- ?
<GnuVince> nope
<GnuVince> SupaAlien King Glenn Groenland |
#19558 (8/274) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zygron> marv: you remember what i said yesterday about that IBM keyboard i got from a friend ?
(Marvin66) yeah, it clicks.
<zygron> marv: i spent one and a half hour to clean it, removed all the keys etc
<zygron> marv: then i plugged it, and realized it was an XT keyboard
<zygron> no clicks for me =( |
#20497 (8/340) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<emil> If it makes you feel better, I'll show you a picture of myself. |
#23967 (8/216) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Apocalypz> this ftp i leeched from at school said it had porn and i was like yay
<Apocalypz> then i got home and theres loadsa feet and midgets in the porn
<Apocalypz> i felt like crying
<Apocalypz> then i started laughing at the naked midget instead |
#29378 (8/230) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Pheonyx> i wish there was an 'opinion-blocker'
<Pheonyx> like a 'spam-blocker'
<Pheonyx> but blocked everyone else opinion from irc
<Pheonyx> cuz if i cared, id ask
<ssrbrando> oooooo
<ssrbrando> if he cared he'd ask
<Pheonyx> thats right
<ssrbrando> everything centers around pheonyx
<Pheonyx> no
<Pheonyx> it doesnt
<Redzzz> and bitching about stuff you cant change is like.. anybody in this channel having sexComment: #altrock @ efnet
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#30065 (8/364) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@MrSaturn> Friend of mine goes to Fry's
<@MrSaturn> He obsesses over it
<@MrSaturn> He's like
<@MrSaturn> "OMG I FRIED MY MOTHERBOARD! HOORAY!" |
#32734 (8/310) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jwz> the last wasted ten minutes were brought to you by ghostview, kswapd, and a 1.2GB X server
<jwz> let's hear it for everyone involved |
#33076 (8/312) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Hatter> I barely drink anymore :/
<J3anyus> that's good.
<J3anyus> i've cut down on my drinking a LOT
<J3anyus> ever since my last tequila incident.
<Hatter> I used to love tequila
<J3anyus> i love taking tequila shots
<J3anyus> i just hate the after effects :P
<richardgr> last time hatter was drunk
<richardgr> let me get it one sec
<Hatter> .,..
<richardgr> <Hatter> life is a poo poo im on my way!
<Hatter> yeah I remember thaTComment: #ramen on EFNet
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#33107 (8/336) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<wild-> theres a large gay community in nyc!
<D-viant> theres a large * community in nyc |
#33197 (8/298) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Celeste> hey walra, fucking me, to a man, is what a big bucket of fried chicken is to you
<walra> oooooh |
#12897 (7/291) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Carter> How did you guys used to think babies were made?
<Carter> I thought it was about urine!
<Carter> I thought you had to mix urine, so I peed in this bucket and I tried to get my brother to do the same so that I could have a baby in the bucket |
#13121 (7/334) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<i_am_pi> (pvah) i wonder how funny airport security would think it would be if you walked into an airport with a cardboard box that said "BOMB" on it
<i_am_pi> i love QDB./
<i_am_pi> www.geekissues.org/quotes/
<pedXing> i_am_pi: I believe it's a 2 year minimum sentence, but I'm sure they'd be laughing.
<Kthulu> i doubt they'd find it funny |
#13295 (7/325) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ntruder> someone peed in the dating pool here |
#13393 (7/262) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<argol> Argh... There are a cuople of CD's i cant find
<[HaT]Mhor> Go look for em?
<argol> They are in another room
<[HaT]Mhor> Well.. look for em in there?
<argol> erh.. the whole room is filled with cd's litterally. you cant go into the back of the room without some climbing. and i suspect the cds are in the back. =( |
#13417 (7/211) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Eric> still talking 'bout chickens? =)
<splorpo> no, the chickens talk thru us
<splorpo> we channel chickens
<splorpo> everyone in france doesit |
#13469 (7/236) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Khalal> I never did understand that quote NG
<NintendoGuru> Khalal: That's because you haven't seen a picture of Andrew Vestal
<Khalal> What does he look like?
<NintendoGuru> Think Richard Simmons french kissing and electrical outlet |
#13481 (7/249) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Floidy6k> everybody in america has an anal probe up the ass
<Mack_Salmon> not true!
<Mack_Salmon> I had mine removed! |
#14175 (7/258) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Adiemus> what country is .mk
<B|1nD> mexiko |
#14357 (7/192) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Farnarcle> why are you helping her to knock you?
<GruMM[GruMM[Away[GruMM]]]> coz if it is going to be done, it should be done right' |
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