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<wild-> Rosie weds longtime girlfriend, slams Bush
<repp0r> ...
<repp0r> :x
<splice> yeah you and rosie make great allies
<repp0r> I had to read that twice to get the joke.
<repp0r> I was actually going to make the joke, but then I realized it had already been done.
<repp0r> wild, in all his CTRL+V greatness, is quite crafty.Comment: #ramen on EFNet
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#33875 (7/337) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RageFury> Ah, nothing releases stress like pr0n and Pink Floyd. |
#34211 (7/283) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Heather> penises are scary =/
<Kevyn> how so?
<Heather> they feel weird.
<Kevyn> how do they feel?
<Heather> like the rubber lizard in spencer's. |
#36887 (7/175) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
‹Animonger› she is so hot i would suck her dad's dick |
#37004 (7/155) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<t-f-i> that's my pic..
<T|gz> damn your skinny
<t-f-i> yeah, i call it the IRC diet, eat snack food all day, never eating a big meal, and masturbate... a lot... |
#39042 (7/207) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Denisu> Hello. Dutch helpers enable ?
<nkuttler> !dutch
<dpkg> i heard dutch is soome straangje laanguaage daat sussudio kjeeps spjeeaaking, or #debian.nl |
#40051 (7/123) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Drift3r> !acronym gnu
<Bynarr> Result for "gnu": Gnu's Not Unix
<El-Fish> !acronym MS
<Bynarr> Result for "MS": Combination of Miss and Mrs. (title of address for women)
<Drift3r> !acronym php
<Bynarr> Result for "php": PHP: Hypertext Preprocessor (HTML-embedded scripting language)
<@w00t> !acronym arse
<Bynarr> Result for "arse": Americans for a Responsible Sanitary Experience in the OutdoorsComment: irc.netronet.com
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#41105 (7/99) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SilverHammy> I've only seen that in pornos
<SilverHammy> I mean, other people have seen that in pornos |
#42916 (7/233) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Evil_Timmy> communion is so boring. takes too long to pass around the trays to get the bread and wine.
<Evil_Timmy> they need to set up churches like airplanes.
<Evil_Timmy> "Although the bag may not inflate, the blood of Christ is flowing." |
#49705 (7/321) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Dawai> i really need to keep myself from saying "heil hitler" inadvertedly when greeting someone irl |
#49757 (7/339) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<HonkeyKong> My dick is one inch long, and six inches wide.. They call me "pancake" |
#51996 (7/493) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
RossEdge: anyhoo
RossEdge: im going to bed
James: i am not
James: GoF will be done in
James: 56 minutes
James: MUST WATCH
James: assuming it isn't gay porn
RossEdge: if it IS gay porn?
James: oh man
James: good thing i am the shift-delete king
RossEdge: youre not gonna watch it anyway?
James: what? no
RossEdge: damn it james...we're never gonna get into a QDB with that mind of thinking |
#53334 (7/339) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<aCiD2> hey, im using sdl with opengl
<aCiD2> and my program runs at about 2fps when the mouse is still and 60 when it moves
<aCiD2> any ideas why?
<aCiD2> ah nvm
<aCiD2> im being an idiot (drawing code is in sdl_pollevent loop o.O) |
#55243 (7/579) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Foxhill> shagging someone who dont move is like humping a warm vibrator that doesnt vibrate and farts in its sleep |
#55260 (7/1063) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MrEcho> you know when your a true geek when you start naming DB tables as unix things... like init
<sev> or like.. when you have database tables |
#69922 (7/279) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<lizsac> just foolin around
<lizsac> it's friday night for me
<lizsac> yeah come party down in #perl
<lizsac> you know right
* lizsac looks around
<Sartak> I liked it a little better when it was dead quiet. >_>
<lizsac> that's bad for your monitor
<lizsac> the text will burn into it and you'll see it when you turn the monitor off
<Sartak> It's 1994 all over again |
#82992 (7/465) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Golbez> eastern time is the time in the two most important cities in the world
<Golbez> midtown manhattan and downtown manhattan |
#112090 (7/159) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* noir will return: have to make my parents bed so they wont suspect anything
<Kaelic> noir: Um, why would your parents bed be unmade?
<noir> maybe i was sleeping in it....
<Orca> Kaelic: I dunno, is there a wet spot on it?
<Kaelic> They have sex in that bad, gross!
<noir> i dont want to think about my parents having sex
<Kaelic> just think about the sex byproducts you were sleeping in, thats bad enough
<Orca> Kaelic: Just think, YOU are the byproduct of your parents having sex! |
#245213 (7/91) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ilanbg> dude, during the debate Palin was pwning Obama on the way he was voting
<ilanbg> and two or three times Biden just responded, "first of all, McCain voted the same way......"
<ilanbg> and I wish there was just a crowd there that could be like, "ohhhhhhh"
<ilanbg> instead of a moderator, the debated needed an M.C.
<ilanbg> who could go, "oh snap, homie, you just got SERVED" |
#301115 (7/239) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Indogutsu> Oh, funny thing I saw at Publix a week or two ago. You know those magazines in the checkout line?
<Indogutsu> One of them was a women's magazine with two rather contradictory headlines on the cover: "Party like Paula Deen this Christmas!" and "Lose 20 pounds by the New Year!" |
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<voln> I am going to build the first car that has built-in IRC |
#172 (7/456) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[@kode54] /quote:96 <smcn> uNF = universal noise of fucking
[@kode54] one of my few smcn quotes (I need more!)
[@smcn] ok i will say something funny
[@smcn] i'm having trouble breathing
[@smcn] and my dick is on fire
[@smcn] is this normal? |
#319 (7/390) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Garr|ncha> metallica is a terrible mix of heavy metal and country |
#363 (7/271) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* inof has reached EOF (End Of Fruhstuck [breakfast]).
<yu-> don't forget to close open descriptors now [wash the dishes] :)
<inof> :-]
<inof> *sigh*... Why isn't it as easy as in Unix? You just do exit(), and all descriptors are closed automatically. ;) |
#376 (7/294) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** ^o_0^ sets mode: +o ^0_o^ |
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