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<MU-Ravage> tuesday night Im going to a funeral home
<MU-Smash> why? |
#15448 (7/232) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[mac]> whats virii?
<[mac]> the linux txt editor? |
#15704 (7/268) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<PetrDoubt> OK, kids...what's the maximum number of SOAs per zone?
<PetrDoubt> If you said 2, you have a career waiting for you at Verio! |
#15721 (7/181) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dpk> hehe.. looking for domain names. i wrote a program which reads
www.news.com and www.zdnet.com and similar crap sites and puts together
random consonant/vowel combinations based on it.
<dpk> it's pretty lame ;)
<Xney> dpk has too much free time
<dpk> eeigoua.com avail
<dpk> eeigoua.net avail
<dpk> eeigouanet.com avail
<dpk> get it while its hot |
#16702 (7/266) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<azrael69> wtf did i really start typing Oasis lyrics AGAIN?! i gotta cut back on the intoxicants |
#16771 (7/317) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
{ExDeath} If I had a baby like Shiv, I'd shove it back in and put stitches in my wife's vagina ;( |
#17421 (7/297) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<isd> if I could suck my dick, I would never leave my house |
#18162 (7/233) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Wangtangs2 <AUTO-REPLY> : taking a dump ;) >:o PUSH!!!
PRoGRaMMeRQ: I'm taking a screenshot of that and pasting that on my front website |
#18583 (8/240) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Vizspring: time for dual-computer action :-)
dustbuster3001: LOL
SqueakyEggo: lol
SqueakyEggo: ROFL
SqueakyEggo: computer on computer barely legal action, eh? |
#19066 (7/259) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(eXit) sorry, i dont have the internet, I have a new technology called broadband |
#19516 (8/295) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Crash> her ass is so tight it scares me |
#21225 (8/217) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Blindy> Burger, you can get cubans in Canada?
<Burger> blindy: yes, we can get cubans, we have no trade embargo with them
<Blindy> Lets say I sent you money
<Blindy> could you buy some cubans and ship them to me?
<Blindy> the cigars not the people
<Huroya> Why the hell not the people?
<Huroya> Are you some kinda RACIST?
<Blindy> yep
<Blindy> i hate crackas
<Blindy> fucking crackas
<Blindy> damn the man |
#22107 (7/209) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<alpenwrk> deskmod goes down more than a fucking whore
<alpenwrk> deskmod is felating the internet
<The-Jim> but deskmod doesn't give you herpes. |
#22257 (7/294) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Oolong> i don't really want to seduce a midget, unless he's hot |
#23401 (7/239) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mrT> how was spain mr lox
<loximus> fantabulous mrt
<mrT> did you feel homoerotic in the huge spanish crowd
<loximus> totally |
#23887 (8/232) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[ LTMasterPaladin ] btw, if u ever find a trojan stuck up your ass, it's compliments from me
[ +aperson ] OH GOD, ARE YOU GONNA PUT BACK ORIFICE IN MY BACK ORIFICE? |
#25428 (7/247) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BitchX> [She] can't find the serial #
I told her it was on the disk...so she ejected the disk and told me it wasn't on it, then showed me the top of the disk |
#25448 (7/283) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<confuted> some israeli guy just started here
<confuted> whats the url to that suicide bomber flash game? |
#27320 (7/261) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Guy> Do a little dance, make a little love, with your hand tonight, with your hand tonight. |
#28862 (7/297) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<davidc> langdon you should have your .net app access a php web service that instantiates the class and returns the game in xml format!! |
#29384 (7/291) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cahla> if canada legalized pot i just might have to move there
<cahla> to better facilitate my lifestyle |
#29539 (7/279) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+{R3D}Hurricane> Fly Delta. Cause everyone else is bankrupt. |
#30517 (7/247) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DWildstar> ARRRCH
<DWildstar> i told a guy at work where to find a password for a server so he finds it then fucking privmsg's it to me on irc "is this it?" |
#30820 (7/239) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<|--acid--|> what program do i view a microsoft access database file with?Comment: #windows, dalnet
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#31749 (7/251) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rjx> what the shit
<Rjx> http://www.ukgeek.co.uk/
<Rjx> I spent 3 minutes trying to move that window
<Rjx> before I realised a) it was an image
<Rjx> and b) I wasn't even in linux |
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