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<deltax> i saw a dog teabag another dog today |
#15591 (13/242) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ayashi> computer knowlegde... YUCK! >_<
<sig> hrm, maybe your moto should be: knowledge=yuck |
#15777 (13/287) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sweet_chick> hey peeps wuts happen
<SiZZuRp> sweet love by a fire
<SiZZuRp> with goats and other various wildlife
<sweet_chick> awwwwwwwww hot sweet |
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<gh5046> Witness the amazing power of and ice-cold lemon lime soda as I pour it on my crotch and become sexually aroused! |
#16544 (13/289) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cole`> I think there might have been a guy at my ptq who crapped his pants. During round 5 I had a bunch of people watching my match and all of a sudden I caught the scent of crap. I yelled out "Who in God's name shit their pants?!" A few people laughed, but I didn't catch the shitter. So round 6 I am playing this guy and he smelled...like shit. I did in fact recall him saying he wanted to go home and take a bath. I felt really horrible for this. |
#16839 (13/201) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tocool> Im so bored
<Tocool> I can predict my day
<Tocool> I woke up at 12:30, will sit around on computer till about 4, head to work, come back at 10:30, sit on computer till 2, go to bed
<Shaddix> pretty good
<Tocool> This isnt the normal course of action, just recent turn of events have left me with very lil to do
<Shaddix> oh
<Shaddix> impotentcy? |
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<jesus_> my healing hands be drivin tha virgins wild. |
#18294 (13/233) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[Piratez]> you think god exists?
<drunkers> gee i hope so, cuz i have to take a shit and i need toilet paper |
#21300 (13/305) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Okie-Narc> Found this bowl of "Cookies and Cream" ice cream in the kitchen. Gee ... now I'll be up all night worrying about trans-fattys acids. |
#28482 (13/213) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< toby_> whats wrong with itanium?
<@dive> toby: its the windows registry of processors |
#28493 (13/257) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@modernman> Juicy.Pussies.Uncensored.JAV-XRS
<@modernman> id fuckin hope its uncensored |
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<Dekkon> i used to deliver pizza
<maff> i used to deliver pizza from the box to my mouthComment: #geekissues
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#30237 (13/359) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tim_Kwan> ROBAT DON'T U HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO?
<ROBAT> YES
<ROBAT> I AM DOING 5 THINGS AT ONCE
<ROBAT> 1 OF THEM IS YOUR MOMComment: That was just wrong >.<
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#32293 (13/443) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[Nonentity] if you had a friend that was a tightrope walker
[Nonentity] and the two of you were walking down the sreet
[Nonentity] and fell
[Nonentity] it'd be ridiculous |
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<issuez> yea except i did everyone
<issuez> when i meant to do one |
#33988 (13/289) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jonathans> they're muslim
<jonathans> there is no light at the end of the tunnel
<jonathans> just another tunnel |
#34034 (13/333) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<|6th|Hottlipz> actually ive done lots of bad shit
<ShminkyBoy> tsk tsk tsk
<[Dek]beetlejuice> lest her the worst
<[Dek]beetlejuice> k?
<|6th|Hottlipz> :)
<[Dek]beetlejuice> lets hear*
<|6th|Hottlipz> i ran away from home
<|6th|Hottlipz> :)
<[Dek]beetlejuice> boring
<[PIT]PhillyB_workn> lol
<Uranus> haha
<|fn|Grime> did you say orgy, hotlips?
<[Dek]beetlejuice> to become a prostitute?thats exciting story |
#34036 (13/313) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<smithers> do what the chinese do
<CFC|Laptop> shoot stray animals and cook them?Comment: irc.bordem.net - #whathappen
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#37556 (13/155) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gloone> i've seen kraftwerk live
<gloone> it was pretty cool
<gloone> my gf saw them life this summer and she can't shut up about it
<gloone> she even mentioned it after sex once, she was in a really good mood
<gloone> and i was like "was it that good?" and the replied that she was thinking about the kraftwerk concert :(Comment: #ramen
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<Pelican> baka yaoi yuri kitsune na ongaku
<DrGamez> and that concludes Pel's japanese vocabularyComment: #LiveYiff
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#38174 (13/193) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+nemnock> yo imagine if electric cars could harness the power of lightning
<+nemnock> they would be faster than gasoline cars
<@Justinian> ...
<@SonicVIBE> nemnock
<@m0rn> hehe
<@SonicVIBE> shut your face.
<@Justinian> seriously
<+nemnock> hahaa
<+nemnock> lightning would be like a shot of nos
<@Justinian> that's in contention for the dumbest thing ever said in hereComment: Par for the course folks.
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#39405 (13/109) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Patrick> Where the fuck is Nick?
<Michael> <Nick|Away> I'm going to have long hard sex tonight
<Michael> That may explain where he is ;p
<Patrick> I hope you enjoyed screwing Amelia tonight, Nick, because when you come back without work to show I'm going to cockstab you in the heart and ejaculate steaming white hatred directly into your bloodstream. |
#39683 (12/142) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Rich: On August 25th, late at night, the Linux Fairy flies around the world on his magical steed.
Rich: And if you've been a good boy or girl, when you wake up, you might just find a shiny new Gentoo or Knoppix disc under your pillow.
Rich: If you've been a bad boy, however, the Fairy's steed will rape you up the ass with a chainsaw while the Fairy installs Red Hat on your computer. |
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< wasdeep> and i have "help" in my hilight list, which is annoying when people say the word "help" but aren't requesting help
* yawgm8th is listening to "The Beatles - Help!"
< yawgm8th> if somene kicked me in the nards i'd let out a loud whelp
< wasdeep> hehehehe
< wasdeep> stop it, bitch
< yawgm8th> i can't help itComment: talking about the /hilight command in irssi
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<Khajiit> I don't have much Spyware
<Khajiit> Only I have is from Window's Update
<Mech> You got spyware from Windows Update? :D
<Khajiit> Yes, it is the little baloons that pop-up telling me I need to update
<Khajiit> I got rid of the Spyware so it would leave me alone |
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