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<Javi> a gijoe game would suck
<Javi> cause nobody ever dies |
#7064 (14/230) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Staberinde> The worst of the bunch was this
* Staberinde points at his crotch
<Staberinde> "Ya know this thing isn't going to blow itself!"
<CrashCat> it will if you wire it with explosives
<Staberinde> Well yes, but that's only when the zombies are near |
#7675 (14/332) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@WoNkS> omg it came up already
<@motardo> your wang? |
#7823 (14/341) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<alec_eso> however my balls remain dry and that makes me somewhat sad. |
#7890 (14/276) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Fodz> I AM JUST NOT APPRECIATED AROUND HERE
<rabbitfood> not for your brains fods, just your arse. :) |
#8356 (14/249) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Nev|Away> When did I pick on you, you ugly little horrible turd?
<Nev|Away> Give me your lunch money. |
#8717 (14/252) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<tobester> woah FIRE
<tobester> bbiab |
#9220 (14/318) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<jre> A WHORE WAS HAVING A LIQUIDATION SALE |
#9337 (14/256) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<reflexive> i hate how in the movies.. they still show catholic churches, where the priest places the communion on the tongue.
<heath> he normally just puts his cock on there now. |
#11437 (14/292) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ccc> The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this: You're a Siamese twin. Your brother, attached at your shoulder is gay and you're not. But you only have one ass. |
#12200 (14/230) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@jade> i wanna jenny jones makeover
<@skold> 1-800-96-jenny?
<@jade> NOT JENNY CRAIG |
#14648 (14/232) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<pandz>the computer guy at the store told me to flash my bios...i says to him flash this... |
#14790 (14/253) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<end> he starts harassing me. and tries to flood
<end> haha
*** Signoff: end (Excess Flood) |
#16368 (14/254) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<MaXiMUz> so linux and ftp r the same thing rite?
<MaXiMUz> Fuck hacking itz too complicated, i can't ftp and shit |
#16557 (14/292) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Roberto> My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window. |
#16568 (14/352) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<clubransom> I want my isp to block this 900 number stuff. |
#17080 (14/306) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<mrkikass> i mean if she took her pants off im sure id get plenty of energy real quick but other than that i didnt feel like it |
#17967 (14/215) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<LlamaKing> i spell disc with a C when referring to cd's, and with a k then referring to floppies :o
<Ace0522> sometimes i'll lable a vcd disc1 and disk2
<Ace0522> it's just random with me
<LlamaKing> heh
<Ace0522> sometimes i accidently write dick b/c im thinking of both...and the "S" just gets dropped out
<LlamaKing> LOL
<Ace0522> then i scratch it out best i can and re-write it
<LlamaKing> dick1 and dick2
<LlamaKing> haha |
#18202 (14/230) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<GrandTheftNintendo> wtf is an oligarchy
<confusedd> a cross between a monopoly and an orge |
#19993 (15/275) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Leimy> damn
<Leimy> holy SCHMIDT
<RangerRick> eh?
<Leimy> grep -r goto * | wc -l == 29612
* Leimy vomits in terror |
#20905 (14/282) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Dabz> truly.nice.ass.3.cd2.avi <- disney film about a really friendly donkey? |
#28641 (14/216) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<MariTrunk> i wish everything was like a one click procedure
<MariTrunk> you know
<MariTrunk> i want to go to sleep
<MariTrunk> but i have to format
<MariTrunk> i wish i can give a command and then everything is dun by morning
<MariTrunk> all updates
<MariTrunk> drivers
<MariTrunk> all apps installed
<MariTrunk> just one command
<[Piratez]> its called ghosting |
#31498 (14/258) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
paranormal_angela: Who the fuck wrote this script.
docsigma2000: A sick sick person.
docsigma2000: Matt?
paranormal_angela: Nah, he doesnt know how to right.
paranormal_angela: *write
docsigma2000: *giggle*
paranormal_angela: nor do I, appearently. |
#12379 (13/183) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<[{ug}]> hmm i really should spring clean this pooter. /usr/src is taking up 2.1Gb
<Lithium^> what have you got in there? the sources to your porn collection? |
#14510 (13/231) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<nightfal> diffused: Runtime().exec() is just a shortcut to
((Satan)System.getPropety("SATAN")).burnMyFaceOff(). Don't do it |
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