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#5420 (228/403) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Psifire> I got out of the shower and put my universal studios shirt on.
<Psifire> And something occured to me.
<Vykuzich> pants? |
#6208 (228/351) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<skrike:#916> Ill prolly just go into work next week and kill everyone
<pozer:#916> skrike: I do that all the time.
<pozer:#916> We're hiring, by the way! |
#9343 (228/392) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ShaneBe> i think i just realized what i have been doing wrong with my life.
<ShaneBe> i make goals... but the goals are things like:
<ShaneBe> "I am going to eat this 10-pack of tacos if it kills me." |
#10362 (228/386) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Skyraider: you might be surprised how black clouds can be :)
MrPumpernickel: rgb: 0,0,0? |
#10699 (228/394) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Basil|ArFr was promised a BJ from a member of the opposite sex if he gets a C in Literature.
<Fozzie> I've heard of parents giving gifts for good grades, but this is ridiculous! |
#11609 (228/373) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Lac> Whats so unfathomable of: Double click zip file, hit extract, click the C: Drive, hit ok.
<hmne> Slow down, double what? |
#135901 (228/338) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Vegetto_> realmedia sucks I admit, but it looks JUST fine
<burpingca1> the program takes your ram and breaks it over its knee
<burpingca1> and then it poops in your bathwater
<burpingca1> and doesn't close the bread bag after taking bread from it |
#300455 (228/422) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Alter-Ego> what you should do cougem is knock the girl out with all the drugs and stuff
<Alter-Ego> then put her balls in her mouth
<+Asestorian> ...
<%cougem> ...
<Alter-Ego> and get someone to take a photo
<+Asestorian> what
<%cougem> ...
<%cougem> Alter-Ego have u ever seen a naked girl |
#300997 (228/490) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cylene> Why're they called boobies?
<Cylene> they should be called yaybies! |
#302276 (228/384) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<skudmunky> the op to peon ratio sucks
<skudmunky> we need more peons
*** Rusty sets mode -o on skudmunkyComment: #the129
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#304240 (228/312) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Amigod> i want to play my guitar
<@Amigod> But Eleni's asleep
<HanSorbo> So wear earplugs.
<HanSorbo> So you cant hear her yelling at you to stop. |
#310172 (229/247) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Bike> i'm ten pages in to an ethernet-phy manual and i'm pretty sure the internet is impossible |
#14669 (228/390) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Aureal> Wow, free web space for only $15. |
#16749 (228/412) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Phillip`> i just had starbucks coffee
<K_Russell> join #someonewhocares :(
<Phillip`> no one is there :( |
#17172 (228/380) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* C|3avag3 has quit IRC (Quit: Wh0 Am |? U sure u wanna know? If somebody told u i was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world, somebody lied! This is my gift! It is my curse! Who am |? |'m Spider-Man!!!)
<Seaker> And lamest quit message of the day goes to C|3avag3
* Att|tude^ has quit IRC (Quit: I can't go on, I know not what to do, My heart is worn, I feel as If I'm through, Please believe in me. 'Cause what I need is for you.... To believe in me.)
<Seaker> Woah, tough competition today ... I think today we'll have to call it a draw.
* Love-snack has quit IRC (Quit: Quit playing games with my heart cause baby you're breaking my heart , I LOVE YOU FOREVER XXX)
<Seaker> *DING DING* WE HAVE A WINNER!! |
#21733 (228/394) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CommanderStab> <Poppins> lets vote on whether it should be a democracy or not
<CommanderStab> You DID realise how stupid that was before you said it, right? ^_- |
#25609 (229/371) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Drago> hey random, ya want to test something for me?
<random> if its long, tubular, made out of plastic and gently vibrates..... then no. But if its some code.. ok |
#29258 (228/370) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DrFaustus> yes...we've all had our mother's cunt tightly wrapped around our head...
<atarax> except me, I was a c-section. :)
<DrFaustus> you were to lazy to even be born eh? |
#30684 (229/429) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
jwz: this mighty hunter is now going to go bring down a wild sandwich |
#34774 (228/412) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<J3anyus> Dollar Losing Value Against The Quarter
<J3anyus> NEW YORKâAfter falling 6 percent in the past three weeks, the U.S. dollar hit a 208-year low against the U.S. quarter, which had been valued at exactly 0.25 dollars since its introduction in 1796. "The dollar continues to slide against most major currencies," Morgan Stanley analyst Richard Jemison said. "At the end of the day Tuesday, the quarter was trading at .267 yen, .203 euros, and US$0.28. But what we're really seeing here is not just a dollar weakened by a sluggish economy, but an exceptionally resilient quarter-dollar." Jemison was quick to point out that the dollar remains very strong against the nickel.
<Tik-Tok> wtf
<Tik-Tok> I didn't even realize you guys placed seperate values on your quarters and dollars
<Tik-Tok> I thought it was just measured in dollars |
#34844 (228/438) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(sean-): me and my girlfriend did the most bad ass thing
(fleet): anal no lube? |
#39738 (228/378) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Shusty> Do you think they should legalize weed.
<Overand> Well, yes, I think it should at the very least be decriminalized. But dude, look at who you're asking. I"m HIGH.
<Overand> Ask one of your other friends or something. I mean, man, I'm high, on klonopin, and oxy.
<Overand> I'm wearing a tie-die shirt, and listening to a song called "LSD" by a band called "Hallucinogen."
<Overand> I've got a psychedelic winamp plugin displaying in the background of an IRC conversation I'm having about Salvia
<Overand> and other 'research chemicals' (Salvia is a a potent but legal hallucenogen) with a dude I met on an IRC channel called #high.
<Overand> I think I might be a bit biased. |
#48735 (228/438) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Lurking) did you know that 62% of statistics are made up on the spot?
(Nick) did you know that joke is unfunny 100% of the time? |
#51623 (228/406) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Skylos : dang its irritating when I get phone calls and they just hang up
Triggur: call them back with caller ID and then hang up!
Triggur: ever get a Heavy-Breathing call?
Triggur: I did once and I told him, "oh god, that is SO hot. can I jack off too?"
Triggur: turns out it was my mom winded from walking upstairs. |
#54148 (228/456) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mivalekan> why are most girls so insecure about their weight
<Produkt> becuase theyre fat
<finn> because they are fat |
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