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#30469 (242/446) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Theogony> odd
<Theogony> one of the playboy playmates kinda looks like my mom
<Theogony> hmm
<Theogony> quite strange |
#28644 (242/410) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jay> i was so tired i started seeing shit, it was really crazy
<jay> i was at shane's house and i saw a cat
<jay> sitting in front of me
<jay> but shane doesn't have a cat
<jay> and nor does his neighbor have dancing leprechauns in his driveway |
#27202 (242/444) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cth> Well guys, I just learned a very valuable lesson.
<cth> Never, accidently run over your girlfriend's dog with your riding mower while going 30MPH.
<cth> NEVER |
#24228 (242/456) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<GodOfHellFire> they banned me from paintball, something about bringing real guns |
#23234 (242/362) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<arc> sigh
<arc> im locked outa my house
<arc> and i have to take a hue shit
<BurntAsh> ... yet he can still access the internet.. WTG Neo! |
#15733 (242/440) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FlashMan> nethack is installed
<Jon2> An IRC chick stands in your path. She wears a +5 ring of decreased mental stability.
* sQurl kicks jon2
<sQurl> I AM STABLE GOD DAMN YOU
<sQurl> DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU
<Jon2> The IRC chick attacks. She misses. |
#14674 (242/421) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Normandy> I told my sis to go to hotmail to set up her own email account, and she went to www.hotmale.com and now she thinks I'm gay ;( |
#13250 (242/379) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+phunk> i have to send 8 photos of myself in
<@fraggle> one for each angle
<@fraggle> they're going to make you into a doom monster |
#7850 (242/466) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<JoeCuervo> i miss my gfs vagina...
<psychicbug> me too
<JoeCuervo> shaddap |
#6011 (242/416) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<incarnate> hey cres, I know what you're thinking right now
<incarnate> " "
<cres> i dont get it |
#1590 (242/414) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Camo> wiz
<Camo> have you ever gotten something taken away from you by the principal in middle school?
<Wizkid`> yes, my virginity |
#1505 (242/416) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mrmanic> Stacy, are you what they call a "hottie"?
<StacySHWR> hhaha
<StacySHWR> i'm 17 :P
<mrmanic> Oh.
<mrmanic> So you're what they call "Jailbait"? |
#310978 (239/251) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<!spaghetti> What's that thing deaf people have
< FrobtheBuilder> peace and quiet? |
#309372 (241/323) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Killswitch> 1. Go to 3 random YouTube videos
<Killswitch> 2. Write "I'm pretty sure this is trance, not house."
<Killswitch> 3. Wait for a war to start.
<_tca> oh hey look another american trying to start wars for no reason |
#301957 (241/519) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SnowGryphon> At a local internet cafe, I saw the most curious sight - a young man running a browser in a virtual machine and posting on PS3-centric forums. I became aware of the fact that the virtual machine software was linking the host and the VM so that the VM could use the net. Thus, I was given the rare privilege of witnessing an actual troll under a (NAT) bridge. |
#153061 (241/333) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
-slushey- [Global Notice] Due to an unforseen shortage in operators, we will now be hosting a raffle to become an IRC Operator. If you would like to be considered for the possible (25) open positions, please /msg Tom and indicate your interest. Thank you, SynIRC Staff.
... ten minutes pass...
-Tom- The raffle has been a grand success, unfortunately, my message queue is now full. Please PM Excelsior if you would like to enter in the raffle from here on out. Thank you!
... ten more minutes pass...
-Tom- I hate my life stop PMing me |
#150929 (241/403) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gavin|> wtf
<gavin|> I just realized that 2 years ago I paid for a 19" LCD but received a 17"
<gavin|> this is so odd
<gavin|> I'm looking into buying a new monitor
<gavin|> so I look at the current monitor I have
<gavin|> it's a 17"
<gavin|> then I look at my receipt from 2 years ago when I bought it
<gavin|> supposed to be a 19"
<gavin|> I... feel dumb |
#146217 (241/615) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kefka> FAT32
<Kefka> That's what file system my body uses
<Kefka> :( |
#144769 (241/375) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hobblin> i had sex with a girl when i was drunk once
<hobblin> but we both remembered it
<hobblin> and we see eachother all the time
<hobblin> lets just say that she gives everyone else hugs and me high fives |
#111110 (241/591) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<wishes-> i always worry when my banks captcha has 4 letters/digits
<wishes-> and they're 'pray' |
#55559 (241/419) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
MrMoog_772: mr pibb is just a lower-quality version of dr pepper
Glowsun: of course it is... dude doesn't have his degree yet |
#54037 (241/369) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Happy_Dot> So my dad and I were reading readers digest, and there was this ad for some apocalypse book. It said "The end is near! Dont delay! This book will tell you everything you need to know! Hurry!" Then, at the bottom of the page, it says : please allow 6 to 8 weeks for delivery. |
#53665 (241/435) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
beafet: I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time
beafet: I'm not a smoker
beafet: I just really like certain songs |
#50223 (241/445) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jvarner> at one time I had a login sequence that required two passwords.
<nougatmachine> ^the geek version of "I once caught a fish and it was THIS BIG" |
#35292 (241/469) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<StormSeeker> Apparently I'm fun to stick things in :P |
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