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#33235 (241/463) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ogw-iii> where did I see this quote: "When all you have is a nail gun, every problem looks like a messiah."
<triple6> homedepot.com |
#31273 (241/453) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Heywire22: OMG CLOSE YOUR PANTS IF YOUR GONNA DO THAT ON WEBCAM
Heywire22: Fuck
Heywire22: Wrong fucking window
Heywire22: Shit shit shit
Frusciante 36: jesus
Frusciante 36: who you talking to?! |
#31065 (241/467) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[Boogernish] many times i've loved
[Boogernish] and many times been bitten
* Naomi bites Boogernish
[Boogernish] awesome
[b0wser] sometimes monkeys bite each other during sex
[Naomi] sometimes people bite eachother during sex
[Boogernish] sometimes i bite monkeys during sex |
#30081 (240/466) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Bort> you'd be surprised how many kids are willing to walk 2 miles into the woods to get candy.Comment: #bteg, Gamesnet
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#28829 (241/405) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Wisdom> For once it would be nice to see a well-adjusted main character.
<Wisdom> Sort of like Professor Xavier. But a werewolf. And not crippled.
<Wisdom> The psychic part would be cool, though.
<Wisdom> A psychic werewolf
<Wisdom> With a shotgun!
<Wisdom> Now that has the makings of the BEST GAME EVER.
*** Wisdom was kicked by Silversong (It's for your own good.) |
#28415 (241/369) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[1:24am] <help> my server is down
[1:24am] <help> username root
[1:24am] <help> passowrd:
[1:25am] <help> sad3@swd
[1:25am] <help> ip address;
[1:25am] <+RS-BrianV> help: stop there
[1:25am] <help> 207.
[1:25am] <help> me? |
#28300 (240/464) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Volt9000> here's soemthing really mean to do to a random fat person on the street: if you're approaching them from the front, as you get near, start drifting towards them, going "woooaaaH' then start circling around them, screaming "I CANT BREAK ORBIT, CAPTAIN!!" |
#19892 (242/416) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Ruiner> i think i just woke up with a different pair of boxers on then the ones i went to sleep in |
#18274 (241/409) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Storm> Ah shit theres a fire in the dorms
<Storm> Guess I should leave, brb
<Zekk> Hhmm.... that sucks
<Storm> Whew, it got put out
<Zekk> Everything OK?
<Storm> Yea, we are thinking about starting another one to get all the chicks out there in their underwear again =P |
#16108 (241/411) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<goferdude> What's "hockey"?
<zamros> REALLY YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT HOCKEY IS?
<Funk> It's like boxing, except it's on ice and there are teams |
#8829 (240/400) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TheTheory> I only have two exams left this semester
<TheTheory> Math (easy) and English (WERY easy) |
#8118 (241/406) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[20:52] <MrSnuffles> hello
<MrSnuffles> anyone?
<MrSnuffles> talk to me
<MrSnuffles> ;(
<Bug> hello MrSnuffles
<MrSnuffles> no, not you |
#599 (241/461) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[16:56] <van|go`eagles> btw
[16:56] <van|go`eagles> your gf sucks at cs
[16:57] <en4cer> lol
[16:57] <en4cer> shes better at other things
[16:57] <Grifter-> like quake?
[16:57] <en4cer> lol |
#303743 (240/268) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Rjx> guy just called from a phone company
<@Rjx> my battery is actually running out
<@Rjx> and he's introducing himself, saying where he's from
<@Rjx> I just said buddy, I've got 5% battery left, what's the deal
<@Rjx> "are you interested in buying anything?" no "thanks"
<@Rjx> I need to try that every time |
#300623 (240/512) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Dark-Fx> 2 printers 1 CUPS?
< myself> aaaaagh
* myself stabs Dark-Fx |
#299442 (239/425) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Pen> bool b;
<Pen> [...]
<Pen> if (b.ToString().length < 5) {...}
<Amanda> aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahaha
<Amanda> Who wrote that?
<Pen> indians |
#295702 (240/470) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Bouch: whats a gargleborg?
Shivers: thats what you get when you let nanites loose in a jar of mouthwash. |
#235848 (240/390) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jeribot> hahah that reminds me dudes
<Jeribot> one of my students today for their pirate journal entry?
<Jeribot> wrote about "captain tupac, who was killed by a sail-by cannoning" |
#202999 (240/406) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@carbine> I need to find a new outlet for my emotions.
< pi> like a vagina?
<@carbine> And apparently it won't be the internet. |
#96531 (240/622) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dolfin> Reminds me of when a guy I know started a band with some guys from college.
<Dolfin> They were all fans of We Are Scientists so they called the band We Are Terrorists as a parody.
<Dolfin> When they finally got their first gig, they all went out on stage, only to see about 10 people and 50 cops standing there, not looking at all amused or impressed.
<Dolfin> They had a shitload of explaining to do, man.
<Dolfin> The moral is, be careful what you call your band, because first impressions mean a lot.
<Dolfin> Especially if those first impressions are going to get you arrested. |
#70470 (240/460) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Kiro> I totally pulled the Jedi mind trick on someone.
<+Kiro> Like, we get commissions for tours and stuff.
<+Kiro> 15 bucks per tour if its from 1 of our 2 companies, nothing if its from this 3rd party.
<+Kiro> So this guy insists on getting 8 tours from this 3rd company.
<+Kiro> So I just looked at him and was like.
<+Kiro> "You don't want this tour company"
<+Kiro> ANd he was all.
<+Kiro> "I dont want this tour company" |
#68617 (240/368) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@SNB> ... I just tried to scratch myself with the cursor.
<@SNB> I need help.Comment: #bah on darkmyst
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#62458 (240/442) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CellularZipper> im gonna 3-way with jessica and maegan tonight
<Soul> take some pictures of them for me
<CellularZipper> ....
<CellularZipper> how do you take pictures over the phone? |
#59761 (240/444) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<anotherpadawan> you know, the Nintendo DS ad campaign "Touching is good" is going to give whole new meaning to "blaming video games"... |
#59310 (240/416) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@mr_white> t0ks roll teh !dice, if you get 1-5 you get kicked
<t0ks> if i get 6 i stay?
<@mr_white> no for 6 you get another turn |
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