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<Cold0ne> i just took THE BIGGEST shit of my entire fucking life
<Cold0ne> i cannot believe what just came out of my ass
<Cold0ne> it started 1 hour ago when i ate a peanut butter jelly sandwich with a full cup of milk
<Cold0ne> i put probably way more peanut butter than i should have
<Cold0ne> it was about 1cm thick on the bread
<Cold0ne> then 30 mins later i feel my stomach (bowels) acting up so i know im gonna have to shit
<Cold0ne> i goto toilet, and take a massive 2 foot log
<Cold0ne> then i think, wow , that was fast..
<Cold0ne> then i feel something funny in my bowels
<Cold0ne> ....i can feel something has "arrived"
<Cold0ne> in the next 5 minutes, i shit out SUCH a fucking LOAD of creamy brown shit, that it FILLS, i repeat, FILLS the ENTIRE fucking toilet bowl up half way
<Cold0ne> THE ENTIRE FUCKING TOILET BOWL HALF WAY
<Cold0ne> i could not believe what was coming out of my ass....
<Cold0ne> the amount of shit
<Cold0ne> holy god
<Cold0ne> what the FUCK
<Cold0ne> dude.....there was enough shit there to fill the dinner plates of an entire fucking family
<Cold0ne> completely filled plates
<Cold0ne> WHAT THE FUCK
<Cold0ne> i had to pump the toilet for 10 minutes straight to get it to unclog and go down
<Cold0ne> i hope that was the first and LAST time in my life that ever happened to me!
<Cold0ne> i will not eat peanut butter ever again btw.....that is done and gone from my life now
<Cold0ne> good bye peanut butterComment: sadly all true
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