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#185009* (?/48) ⚐Flag
Lee:
NOMXIS is going to see speed racer at the movies
Lee:
who the hell would see that?
Lee:
its for 6 year olds
-          R&#8494;&#8494;ce:
yeah
-          R&#8494;&#8494;ce:
"GO SPEED GO!"
Lee:
It looks like a video game/ childrens movie
Lee:
its like... a movie about mario kart.. with a fag driving
Comment: Speed Racer Movie Insult
#302948* (?/70) ⚐Flag
e7j2qX Cool lol hey bla bla bla blaComment: e7j2qX Cool lol hey bla bla bla bla
#301887* (?/29) ⚐Flag
- Whois list of WardenWolf
- Realname: Warden
- Hostmask: WardenWolf!0@is.a.ho *
- is connecting from 0@ip-censored-.ph.ph.cox.net censored
- WardenWolf is on: @#lobby
- Server: earthquake.exilenet.info (ExileNet IRC)
- WardenWolf is an IRC operator
- is using modes +ors +ACJKLOQacdfgjkloqtx (WardenWolf)
- WardenWolf is authed as WardenWolf
- WardenWolf is a registered nick
- End of /WHOIS list.
Comment: I love /chghost!
#301911* (?/29) ⚐Flag
(2010-02-22 17:42:14) nfe: olá
(2010-02-22 17:43:07) Guest53451 [~miguel@bl9-68-30.dsl.telepac.pt] entered the room.
(2010-02-22 17:43:17) Guest53451: Olá .
(2010-02-22 17:43:26) jyooruje: Guest53451, ola
(2010-02-22 17:43:38) Guest53451: Onde vives ?
(2010-02-22 17:44:20) Guest53451: onde vives
(2010-02-22 17:44:32) jyooruje: porque?
(2010-02-22 17:44:44) Guest53451: Nada
(2010-02-22 17:44:50) Guest53451: Eu sou de gaia
(2010-02-22 17:45:00) Guest53451: para ver se conheço
(2010-02-22 17:45:05) jyooruje: XXXXX
(2010-02-22 17:45:08) Guest53451: Ok
(2010-02-22 17:45:17) Guest53451: Praticas desporto
(2010-02-22 17:45:24) jyooruje: nope
(2010-02-22 17:45:50) Guest53451: ok
(2010-02-22 17:46:06) Guest53451: Que idade tens
(2010-02-22 17:46:15) jyooruje: 24
(2010-02-22 17:46:15) Guest53451: es rapaz
(2010-02-22 17:46:19) jyooruje: sou
(2010-02-22 17:47:19) Guest53451: ok
(2010-02-22 17:47:28) gouki: O....K
(2010-02-22 17:47:33) Guest53451: ola
(2010-02-22 17:47:48) Guest53451: xau
(2010-02-22 17:47:54) Guest53451 left the room (quit: Quit: Saindo).
(2010-02-22 17:48:12) jyooruje: Isto é com cada maluco....
Comment: #ubuntu-pt
#302260* (?/29) ⚐Flag
<TerrorInt> lesson learned: when eating in a place where everything is named by body parts, don't order for the whole table..   Unless the waiter/watress is hot
<liable> hard to come up with something mentioning rump..
<TerrorInt> I like any smooth asian boi who said "I like my rump roast"   The waiter sez "Rare?" and the asian boi sez: "Hell no, do me right now"
<TerrorInt> exactly like that
<liable> lol
<liable> you've been thinking about that for some time, havent you!?
#303139* (?/29) ⚐Flag
<Ice_cube> I LIEK TO SUCK TOILET ROLS
<LeDouche> I lizzle to suzzle tozzle rolls.
#303404* (?/29) ⚐Flag
<Mary> i have 4000 unread emails in my aol account
<Anakha> That's a hell of a lot of penis enlargement ads.
<Mary> i should forward them all to you :)
<Anakha> My penis has it's own email address. That's how little it needs those ads.
<Mary> sure it does
<Anakha> You're just jealous.
<Mary> of?
<Anakha> My massive penis and it's glorious presence upon this planet.....Obviously.
<Mary> cant admit to that till ive seen it
<Anakha> Not showing you my penis willingly. You'll have to google earth it or something.
<Mary> i dont use google earth
Comment: irc.nevitus.com
#303689* (?/29) ⚐Flag
<Krazélia Isis Sunila> not much in the mood for it atm anyways, I got fight club cramps liek you wouldnt believe
<Sanguine-Oni> oh is that what you meant the other day when you said "FUCK! and FIGHT CLUB starts!"
<Krazélia Isis Sunila> yeah
<Sanguine-Oni> be careful hun
<Krazélia Isis Sunila> its a side effect of the Depo
<Sanguine-Oni> oh well fuck the depo
<Sanguine-Oni> my vial will go into your gun like a battery... battery
<Krazélia Isis Sunila> x3
<Sanguine-Oni> when my gun goes off >:3 it SPARKS
<Krazélia Isis Sunila> then i'm ready for maternity, maternity.
Comment: Repo! Reference XD
#304376* (?/29) ⚐Flag
Abhinav Singh: Man all of these years i was using notepad for coding...
Abhinav Singh: from the last 6 months i used vi
Abhinav Singh: and now i recognised the power of vi
Abhinav Singh: now i think why the hell i was using notepad for all those years
#304403* (?/29) ⚐Flag
00:59.22    ( Koolio ) hi
00:59.30    ( ChauffeR ) hi.
00:59.32    ( Koolio ) how do i script ?
00:59.34    ( Koolio ) pls hapl
00:59.45    ( Beremix ) lol
00:59.52    ( Koolio ) teach me
00:59.52    ( Koolio ) pls
00:59.59    ( mmrk ) 00:58.38 .•• Colin ( Colin@Colin.users ) left #sa-mp.scripting
01:00.02    ( mmrk ) 00:59.17 .•• Koolio ( Colin@Colin.users ) joined #sa-mp.scripting
01:00.04    ( mmrk ) Funny guy
01:00.06    ( Koolio ) gg
01:00.18    ( mmrk ) :o
01:00.21    ( Koolio ) fuckin smart ass
#305115* (?/29) ⚐Flag
<@steeev> (Link about Donna Simpson eating a 30000 calorie christmas dinner)
<@teleolurian> what
<@teleolurian> it's like the anti-steeev
<@d> fucking gross
<@teleolurian> your arch enemy
<@teleolurian> next, she's going to reverse-lipo-transplant all her grossness into everyone you love or hold dear
<@teleolurian> HOGGIN ALL THE TIME
<@steeev> die in a frying turkey fire
#305151* (?/29) ⚐Flag
*Reads Lyndon B. Comic*
Mixelica: Didn't I see this same handwriting on TV?
Moot: Or do you just wish you did?
#294911* (?/29) ⚐Flag
JkZHfC hi!   its a nice site!Comment: JkZHfC hi! its a nice site!
#295279* (?/29) ⚐Flag
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#297418* (?/29) ⚐Flag
7qAiwH hfN2cnPosa82GhrpCayYrComment: 7qAiwH hfN2cnPosa82GhrpCayYr
#300185* (?/29) ⚐Flag
<Caedes> this is scary break.com/pictures/guess-shes-got-the-day-off1456761.html
<Jarik> i'm not sure what to think of that one
<Jarik> she'd be hot, if she was not bellowing like an ogre in labour.
<Jarik> and/or doing pelvic thrusts
<Caedes> rofl
<Jarik> i cracked myself up with that one
<Caedes> pelvic thrusts are good
<Jarik> not while bellowing like an ogre
<Caedes> true
<Jarik> i can see it now 'RAAAAAAAAAAGH! *unf unf unf* RAAAAAAAAGH!  *men flee*
<Caedes> rofl
<Jarik> this is hilarious.... RAAAGH! UNF!
<Caedes> you know at least one guy will hang around go... "So you single?"
#300266* (?/29) ⚐Flag
We align these goods on a continuum such that higher'ranked goods entail higher productivity. ,Comment: We align these goods on a continuum such that higher'ranked goods entail higher productivity. ,
#300424* (?/29) ⚐Flag
how do you spell notify?Comment: cool!!
#305606* (?/29) ⚐Flag
(fahadsadah) My main admin script is caffeine.
#305666* (?/29) ⚐Flag
slain               <URL>
slain               view source
kineticist          suck my dick
#306171* (?/29) ⚐Flag
Darthsuck: I have records from 16 rpms to 100 rpms
Darthsuck: I have the whole bible on 60 16 rpm records
Sanguine Umbra: ...
HelgeSverre: ....
Comment: OverTheGun.com
#306252* (?/29) ⚐Flag
<adamus1red> women are like virtualbox, great and terrible at the same timeComment: #lobby @ irc.darkirc.info
#306610* (?/29) ⚐Flag
[You]
Ahhhhhhh :D
hihihi i remember something from a long time ago xD
[--Name removed--]
what's that?
[You]
i think we cybered sometime long ago.. haha
[--Name Removed--]
yes, we did :)
[You]
nice :D
#307015* (?/29) ⚐Flag
<@Cowsrock37> boner, boner, boner, boner
<@Cowsrock37> ye thats right
<@Cowsrock37> silenced you guys real quick :D
<@Deo3560> nothing like a silenced boner
#307119* (?/29) ⚐Flag
Helge Sverre:
Knowledge is power, Power is money
knowledge -> money
Astrid:
money is pussy
Comment: MSN
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