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#161699* (?/60) ⚐Flag
<knuck> it's funny when i talk to rl people and i'm like
<knuck> not even quantum mechanics are random
<knuck> and they're like
<knuck> wtf u nub
<knuck> and i think yo myself I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU MAKE A REAL Math.Rand()
#307517* (?/49) ⚐Flag
[#LunasLoft]
<+Kembe> *smack* Stupid! *smack* Who do you think you are? *smack* did I leave the water running last night? *smack* Oh hi Shi!
[#LunasLoftOOC]
<~Dark_Horse> lol at last line in #lunasloft
<~Dark_Horse> …brb, I think I left the stove on…
<+Kembe> k lol
<~Dark_Horse> …CRAP.
<~Dark_Horse> BRB, DEALING WITH FIRE :O
<+Kembe> holy crap
<+Kembe> stop chatting man GET TO IT!
<~Dark_Horse> …lol, jk
<+Kembe> oh
<~Dark_Horse> jk, jk XD
<~Dark_Horse> … :3
• @Fluttershi raises eyebrow
<+Kembe> Well then KEEP CHATTING MAN! For the love of CELESTIA!
Comment: #LunasLoft and #LunasLoftOOC on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
#305070* (?/49) ⚐Flag
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#302149* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<Flack> 1kg of water is 1m^3 iirc
#303915* (?/41) ⚐Flag
<onewaystr> oh gosh
<Snack> Surely you jest
<funwes> I do not. And don't call me Shirley.
onewaystr has left #amarriner.com
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<onewaystr> bah
<onewaystr> oops
<Snack> lol
<Snack> It was too much for you to fathom!!
<onewaystr> well, i was gonna say "Who are you, Leslie Nielson?
<onewaystr> But I pressed Control W instead of Shift W
#304380* (?/31) ⚐Flag
Aloha! glr
#305004* (?/31) ⚐Flag
And this is why we have to kill the Elf Slave Pimp. Do we still kill you at the beginning of Easter?
#305024* (?/31) ⚐Flag
If you're not going to cheat a sports by making Time Warps, can I?
#305033* (?/31) ⚐Flag
The best people I ever knew were Albino...
#305139* (?/31) ⚐Flag
HypotheticalClassmate: How did you come of with that incredible performance?!
Alice: I just copied something I Saw on TV...
#305148* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<%Sgzfx> beep boop
<&HeeroYamato> boop beep?
<~Brandon> OH DEAR THERE APPEARS TO BE A CHOCLATE MAN IN MY WAY
Comment: brilliant conversation
#305487* (?/31) ⚐Flag
trp712 says: Bash gives me pleasure
#294596* (?/31) ⚐Flag
Hq2RV4 ckde82FskbVa9Hhf3dComment: Hq2RV4 ckde82FskbVa9Hhf3d
#296880* (?/31) ⚐Flag
Nice site. Thank you.,Comment: Nice site. Thank you.,
#297419* (?/31) ⚐Flag
wFSYYL hfN2cnPosa82GhrpCayYrComment: wFSYYL hfN2cnPosa82GhrpCayYr
#301343* (?/31) ⚐Flag
A shabby cat is better than a pretty rat.
- Bruce Kriger
Comment: Bruce Kriger
#305747* (?/32) ⚐Flag
-!- Jakash3 has joined #clueirc
<Crazytales> jercos: You have a sturdy one, whatever it is.
<jercos> Hurr durr.
<Jakash3> that's what she said
Comment: Yeah, I know, a that's what she said joke, but it's funny because it's actually relevant!
#305798* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<MoFoxxies> hi ho hi ho it's off to work i go
<MoFoxxies> my yiff brigade'll throw fur grenades hi ho hi ho
#306301* (?/31) ⚐Flag
HelgeSverre: ....I am LITERALY eating my T-Shirt...Comment: OverTheGun.com
#306583* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<DarkFoxDK> Hmmm, just thought of something... (
<platnicat> Hm?
-*- DarkFoxDK waits patiently, to see if what he thinks will happen, actually happens....
<DarkFoxDK> Guess I should have used this instead: {
<DarkFoxDK> Ugh, fine. I'll close them myself -.- } )
<DarkFoxDK> :P
<platnicat> ...
<platnicat> LOL
Comment: #TechFurs on FurNet
#306752* (?/31) ⚐Flag
speechles> i mean, technically.. thats what a penis is
<speechles> a vehicle for sperm to drive
#306807* (?/31) ⚐Flag
[23:25] Kumi Yifu:wanna grab my balls with a waffle iron ?D:
[23:24] xitt Gynoid: can it be hot?
[23:25] Kumi Yifu: while you do it whisper in my ear something dirty like how you ran a red light on your lunch break driving to arbys
[23:25] xitt Gynoid: and i got mustard on my blouse and cried?
[23:26] Kumi Yifu: and tie me up with downy toilet paper and stick a cucumber..from america,not japan,theres a size difference,in my bum then proceed to get mustard on my blouse so ill know how it feels.
[23:27] Kumi Yifu: then you should totally drive me to arbys and order a 5 for 5 roast beef-
[23:27] Kumi Yifu: then proceed to pay them with my tears D:
[23:27] xitt Gynoid: that is poetry
Comment: HAIL SATAN
#306895* (?/31) ⚐Flag
-!- mode/#ls11 [-o esprimo] by star
<@star> HÄHÄ
-!- mode/#ls11 [+v esprimo] by star
<+esprimo> Jag hade inte ens en bulle :(
<+esprimo> Du tillförde INGET!
<+esprimo> Eller ville du bara visa att jag var mindre värd?
<@star> Spela inte kaxig nu
<+esprimo> Jag spelar inte
<+esprimo> Jag har linux
Comment: freenode
#307026* (?/32) ⚐Flag
<mrdata> i would chrome-plate my gf, if i could
#307370* (?/31) ⚐Flag
13:18:05 <-> BAD_GRAMMAR_ADVICE is now known as worse_grammar_advice
<-> worse_grammar_advice is now known as Sqozza_And_Kealper_Get_married
<-> Sqozza_And_Kealper_Get_married is now known as Sqozza_Likes_Goatses
<-> Sqozza_Likes_Goatses is now known as Awesomeness
<Awesomeness> ignore those names, kthnx.
<Sqozza> hurr
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