QDB: Quote #306807
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This quote has been fermenting for 14 years and has been voted on 31 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 40.9% chance of being approved.

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[23:25] Kumi Yifu:wanna grab my balls with a waffle iron ?D:
[23:24] xitt Gynoid: can it be hot?
[23:25] Kumi Yifu: while you do it whisper in my ear something dirty like how you ran a red light on your lunch break driving to arbys
[23:25] xitt Gynoid: and i got mustard on my blouse and cried?
[23:26] Kumi Yifu: and tie me up with downy toilet paper and stick a cucumber..from america,not japan,theres a size difference,in my bum then proceed to get mustard on my blouse so ill know how it feels.
[23:27] Kumi Yifu: then you should totally drive me to arbys and order a 5 for 5 roast beef-
[23:27] Kumi Yifu: then proceed to pay them with my tears D:
[23:27] xitt Gynoid: that is poetryComment: HAIL SATAN
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