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#310660* (?/5) ⚐Flag
<James> Toast?
<toastmonster> James?
<James> How do i do that leaving thing again
<James> i keep forgetting
<toastmonster> /quit I'm a forgetful ninnymuggins
* James has quit (Quit: I'm a forgetful ninnymuggins)
<toastmonster> Yes, just like that.
#310744* (?/7) ⚐Flag
<vert> it's 2:08 pm EDT... do you know where your penis is?
<nawcom> inside a cantalope
<vert> inside an antelope
<DerKirche> inside an ant
<vert> inside your aunt
#310756* (?/5) ⚐Flag
<monojin> Does Brasero adding md5 checksums to the disc images make them unbootable?
<SonikkuAmerica> monojin: Nope.
<SonikkuAmerica> I burned a Windows 10 DVD with Brasero, it added the checksum, and it worked just fine.
<monojin> SonikkuAmerica: but just extracting and re-writing the opensuse dvd makes it unbootable so something must be going wrong
<SonikkuAmerica> monojin: Did you burn an openSUSE DVD earlier and come up with problems? Just burning it without manually extracting the ISO?
<monojin> SonikkuAmerica: I am testing in virtualbox
<SonikkuAmerica> monojin: So?
<ianorlyn> moonjin just use the iso file in virtualbox
<SonikkuAmerica> monojin: ^
<ianorlyn> why would you want to burn a disk when you can load an iso file
<SonikkuAmerica> Or, if one really hates himself, loads it into RAM with grml-rescueboot?
<monojin> What I want to do, specifically, is make it go into EFI boot mode automatically, because when I use it on my mac, I get the option of choosing isolinux or EFI, at which point the keyboard stops working and no usb device I've tried works either
<monojin> bodhi linux boots because it only has isolinux
<SonikkuAmerica> monojin: #suse might be able to help with that
<monojin> this is a general boot medium thing though
<monojin> I have been spamming up #opensuse gratuitously, but maybe the affable enterprise goons at #suse can help
<ianorlyn> isn't there a virtualbox channel as well
<Pici> #vbox
<SonikkuAmerica> And? Since it's openSUSE's job to make sure openSUSE's ISO images boot correctly on supported hardware, take it up with them.<SonikkuAmerica> monojin: #suse *is* the openSUSE channel.
<SonikkuAmerica> monojin: You've been getting forwarded there.
<SonikkuAmerica> Too bad the openSUSE project is filled with "affable enterprise goons" who apparently know zilch about anything other than their next salaried payment from Attachmate. </sarcasm>
(One second later...)
<monojin> it seems I was already in that channel
<SonikkuAmerica> DIDN'T YOU JUST HEAR ME SAY THAT?
Comment: #ubuntu-offtopic on Freenode
#310765* (?/5) ⚐Flag
<Spazzy> I'm not sure I'd want to go near one that's big enough to hide anything other than a tampon.
<LouisT> wat
<LouisT> sorry to hear that your penis is smaller than a tampon
#310767* (?/5) ⚐Flag
<BadSpoon> that's half of facebook right there
<BadSpoon> overcompressed jpegs for your every thought
#302378* (?/7) ⚐Flag
<Water> I have just paused my quest of having sex with many women and killing demons. :(
<Water> actually killing demons is too hard, I fail miserably at that
Comment: #machall on irc.sorcery.net
#302594* (?/7) ⚐Flag
< codejone> Im smoking this really crazy dro
< codejone> I got a half of it
< osirix> i got a half stiffy
< xexyz> sounds like you two have the workings of a fair trade
Comment: #sdf on irc.freeshell.org
#310816* (?/5) ⚐Flag
<alpaca> should i order chinese or pizza for lunch??
<azk> Yes.
#310852* (?/6) ⚐Flag
<maime> Spinn is sending a lovely photo around of my next husband.
<Da_Raven> Excellent. Stranger off the street or anyone we know?
<maime> I don't know. But he's just the kind of freak I imagine I'll get drunk and go to Vegas with.
<maime> Am I sharing too much?
<spinn> depends on how much he spanks you
#310877* (?/7) ⚐Flag
<daniel> do i just start on the next form? or is there a protocol for etiquette
<daniel> for who gets what
<alan> So far there's no protocol... I don't recall what you and Riley did
<daniel> argue, mostly
<daniel> and smoke
<alan> Ok, I do recall what you and Riley did
#310905* (?/8) ⚐Flag
<iamben> if you want a private conversation go to PM or pick up a phone
<wiktor_b> right but you just keep doing that
<iamben> i have an opinion to express
#306998* (?/44) ⚐Flag
<Steve> Jobs?Comment: #7chan
#296914* (?/44) ⚐Flag
* Chuck_Norris sets mode: +b *!*@Some.Random.Guy
* ass was kicked by Chuck_Norris (( 5136 fools have been Roundhouse Kicked ))
#304070* (?/44) ⚐Flag
Ruhe changes topic to '"This is blasphemy... This is madness!" THIS IS #SOWAFURRIES!!! *kickbans* We're the 'So What Furries'! A channel for furs who live south of King County in WA state!'
* ~Ruhe snickers
<~Ruhe> Too silly a topic?
* PandaParty has joined #SOWAFURRIES
<PandaParty> No, it's not too silly
* PandaParty (~Butts@fur-809E4C9E.tmodns.net) has left #SOWAFURRIES (Leaving)
<+Anomis> o.O
<+Anomis> kay
<~Ruhe> Panda is psychotic
<~Ruhe> Er, psychic
<+Anomis> apparently
#302709* (?/33) ⚐Flag
All in all, it's just a...
'nother poo in the bowl
#303162* (?/33) ⚐Flag
Don't Turn around intill you qot the Full story,Because When you turn you only hear what you wanna.
#304121* (?/33) ⚐Flag
<Mike> no its free straight up. they do have a different version of the game that is single player
<Mike>its in alpha stage apparently and they a want to im sorry
<Mike>i have to go
<Mike>pet my dog
Comment: Minecraft conversation derail
#304533* (?/33) ⚐Flag
Boobs. They make life awesomer, and on some "Occasions," make things "Hard."Comment: Lydia.P
#304953* (?/33) ⚐Flag
<King> im running win 7
<King> 84 bit ultimate
#305090* (?/33) ⚐Flag
Moot: NOBODY HUMAN HAS ANYTHING TO SAY TO ME!!!
Latino-Heat: Must translate Words of Moot into Spanish!
Mixelica: Got it.
Latino-Heat: That is the most retarded Spanish I have ever seen...
#305162* (?/34) ⚐Flag
*WATCHING DAVID TENNANT WALK IN SLOW MOTION AMONG FLAMES*
Anonymous: Slow walk of dignity...
Mixelica: Flames of virility...
#305492* (?/33) ⚐Flag
he who does not conquer shall be conquered
#305748* (?/33) ⚐Flag
<+Shy-Cry-Wolf> Hadley I hate text bookers, they only express there stupidaty
#305841* (?/33) ⚐Flag
< mike> man i love the internet
< mike> memes are the best
Comment: #raspberryheaven
#308246* (?/33) ⚐Flag
<@Bananobot> I rule with an ironic situation. Like rain on a wedding day. Or getting shot in the face.
<+Lolenheimer> Uh, are those really ironic?
* Bananobot shoots Lolenheimer in the face
<@Bananobot> Anyone else want to question my use of words?
<@Bananobot> That's what I thought
* Lolenheimer dies from profuse bleeding of the face@Bobot> As you can see my ruling technique is very effective
<@Bananobot> And what's better, my department is always hiring!
* Lolenheimer blindly scribbled something on a piece of paper before breathing his last breath.
* Lolenheimer wrote: "I still question your usage of irony."
<@Bananobot> It's ironic in that it isn't irony
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