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#308535* (?/33) ⚐Flag
<Oddlot_> ^_^
<Oddlot_> Y'know those things called air mattresses?
<^_^> They deflate?
<Oddlot_> Well
<Oddlot_> I woke up on the floor
<Oddlot_> Again
<^_^> SHE HIT THE FLO'
<^_^> (she hit the flo')
<^_^> SHE HIT THE FLO'
<^_^> (she hit the flo')
<^_^> SHAWTY GOT LOW, LOW, LOW, LOW, LOW, LOW, LOW
<Oddlot_> Exactly like that |
#309058* (?/33) ⚐Flag
<~OBattler> wait a sec. arm cpu's aren't x86? O.oComment: irc.ringoflightning.net #abandonet
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#184969* (?/34) ⚐Flag
<shinyboots>haha, there are cancer jokes too
<shinyboots>i'm fucking glad my dad hasn't seen it
<motorcity>why?
<shinyleather>his mate died of cancer
<motorcity>lol can i tell him some jokes
<shinyboots>haha, "hey, jakes dad, what's being eaten from the inside out, is in agony when he's not off his tits on morphine and is wasting away??" "YOUR DEAD MATE! LOL"
<motorcity> HAHAHA |
#300133* (?/33) ⚐Flag
Suppose in advanced democracies we see a trend toward imprudent, delinquent, and subpar behavior among male adolescents compared to women adolescents. ,Comment: Suppose in advanced democracies we see a trend toward imprudent, delinquent, and subpar behavior among male adolescents com
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#299898* (?/42) ⚐Flag
You are the greatest!Comment: You are the greatest!
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#301859* (?/42) ⚐Flag
ham ham's sister pam has a huge cock, look at it flop - she's a transgender. dates a guy 'til he finds her peen, bludgeons him something obscene. cops scope out her latest crimescene. serves 30 to life - 30 to life!Comment: mean mr. mustard
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#306288* (?/34) ⚐Flag
HelgeSverre: Oh the fuuuucking irony! i just bought A BRAND NEW light bulb..... the second i screw it in and turn on, POOFFFFFFFF its dead .__.
HelgeSverre: 1st year electronics didn't teach me shit!Comment: OverTheGun.com
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#307175* (?/34) ⚐Flag
<@Bek> Nobody likes you Alter-Ego
<Alter-Ego> bek
<Alter-Ego> go suck a n****r
<@Bek> Fuck you
<Alpha> it's true
<Alpha> Alpha is a douche.
<Alpha> Alter-Ego* |
#303698* (?/51) ⚐Flag
"Religion is the garment hmanity wears to avoid the harsh, cold light of reality." ~ Abby Willowroot |
#301897* (?/52) ⚐Flag
comment4,Comment: comment4,
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#307230* (?/67) ⚐Flag
egmevuaw cibcnvjr tlqanuguComment: USA
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#307639* (?/67) ⚐Flag
[17:10:58] ← LunaBot left IRC. (Quit: Luna IRC 0.3.5. Praise the goddess of the night.)
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[17:11:09] Luna sets mode +qo MrMooMoo MrMooMoo
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[17:11:18] Luna sets mode +ao LunaBot LunaBotComment: Timestamps left for context | #MoonAfterDark on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#306087* (?/22) ⚐Flag
<complex> i watched a clockwork orange the other night
<complex> that was pretty good
<locutox> ive seen half of that
<locutox> i got bored
<locutox> needs more rape |
#309687* (?/22) ⚐Flag
(nathan28_at_work) i just used ed
(nathan28_at_work) that's like sexting right? |
#311322* (?/22) ⚐Flag
<deeznuts> what happenes if i delete system 32
<deeznuts> anyone know
<deeznuts> i might try it
<deeznuts> because i herd it is a virus |
#302612* (?/22) ⚐Flag
<Propmin> my laptop is dying
<Propmin> it's really slow and keeps screaming at me
<Propmin> my HD is probably going to die any minute
** Propmin has quit (Connection reset by peer)Comment: Turns out it was just a client crash. rizon #adeptusevangelion
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#302800* (?/22) ⚐Flag
<Biff> STOCK MARKET CRASH 05/06/10 NEVAR FORGET |
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<pitz> And I compare poo to a kiss from a rose on a douche |
#303135* (?/22) ⚐Flag
< tetsuo> cock
< tetsuo> 8====o
< CoJaBo-Aztec> clock
< CoJaBo-Aztec> ⌚ |
#303150* (?/22) ⚐Flag
<cpod> wookie give me appreciation
* Wookie gives cpod appreciation!
* hertzmille has quit (BEEFCAKE beefcake.andirc.net)
<cpod> :)
<Captainkrtek> wookie give me love
* Wookie doesn't feel like giving Captainkrtek love.
<Captainkrtek> aww fuck
<ECLIPS3> ouch Captainkrtek. shot down again
<lostsync> bot hate
<cpod> haha
<Captainkrtek> wookie shoot me in the face
<Captainkrtek> wookie you were my only love
<ECLIPS3> Wookie, give ECLIPS3 a Sam Adams
<cpod> Wookie, give ECLIPS3 a Sam Adams
<ECLIPS3> Captainkrtek, you broke Wookie
* Wookie gives ECLIPS3 a Sam Adams!
<Captainkrtek> damnit wookie
<cpod> !op up and he'll obey you
<jearl75> wookie blow Captainkrtek
<Captainkrtek> wookie give me a beer im depressed
* Wookie doesn't feel like giving Captainkrtek a beer im depressed.
<Captainkrtek> haha wookies depressed too
<ECLIPS3> hahahhaha
<jearl75> damnComment: #droideris on irc.andirc.net
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#303408* (?/22) ⚐Flag
LebronMakesMeSad: I think Drew Carey is the only guy who could make me laugh about this right now.
PittsburghFan: I am programmed to not like Cleveland.
LebronMakesMeSad: Mine is an error in programming that does not allow me to de-select Cleveland as a fan.
PittsburghFan: Ouch sorry to hear that
LebronMakesMeSad: Indians loast 5-2 last night. Their record is now 33-52
PittsburghFan: We are only 30 and 55
LebronMakesMeSad: Being a cleveland supporter isnt so bad.
LebronMakesMeSad: The last time I think i could have changed city allegiance would have been 1999. Since then the Browns have won 33% of the time. The Cavs and Tribe have won 51%.
PittsburghFan: Browns beat the Steelers last year.
LebronMakesMeSad: There is alot to like about the Browns
LebronMakesMeSad: Our defensive line is made up of strict constitutionalists who support the 2nd amendment and our QBs can keep their hands to themselves.
PittsburghFan: Jake Delhomme will throw an INT to the Dolphins so Miami can take something else away from Cleveland.
LebronMakesMeSad: hahaha
LebronMakesMeSad: That was a good one. You and Drew Carey.
PittsburghFan: Told you I am programmed to dislike Cleveland. |
#303596* (?/22) ⚐Flag
<@Juggz> This weekend is my friends 18 birthday
<@Juggz> Theres this field next to his dads house that they are clearing out for it
<@_BoSS> you gonna kill him there
<@_BoSS> cut him up
<@_BoSS> spread the parts
<@Juggz> there's going to be a live band, a keg, and plenty of other alcohol and drugs
<@Juggz> gonna be epic
<@_BoSS> epicly boringComment: #partyserver on irc.tl
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#304291* (?/22) ⚐Flag
allison is an eggo
{CheeseBalls) I love those.
(Nachlader) in that case, i'd lay you allison ;)
(CheeseBalls) And I haven't had one in so long.
(Nachlader) that's eggo as in egg rightComment: #inportb
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#305323* (?/23) ⚐Flag
ccallahan: My day really sucks so far.
carl__: f8l: umm i'm the one? :P
ccallahan: I wake up, and minecraft.net is fucked.
HotRon: ccallahan: been like that for a couple of days now
noah1: WHAT!?!?
noah1: DAMN YOU NOTCH
WardenWolf: lol
ccallahan: LOL |
#311584* (?/23) ⚐Flag
<yuken> I'm using javascript right now, it's absolutely garbage.
<furrywolf> yes, it is. why, exactly, are you using it? your doctor may be able to prescribe you medication that can help with that... |