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#310058* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<CS> dual lasers is always 1. im not sure on the heavy laser but i think its only one shot per volley so it may cost only
<buttbot> butt lasers is always 1. im not sure on the heavy laser but i think its only one shot per butt so it may cost only
<CS> thanks buttbott
<twigathy> That was excellently butted |
#310434* (?/31) ⚐Flag
* Gansemarsch waves his pickle at agmlego
* agmlego gets out the cigar guillotine.
<+myself> mazel tov! |
#305839* (?/32) ⚐Flag
bus-station-betty portcall's mouth has 2 positions: 1) fulla dick 2)half fulla dick |
#305927* (?/40) ⚐Flag
human centipede... quen you see it you´ll shit...wait... nevermind. |
#306557* (?/40) ⚐Flag
<a> Hello, I'm Christian
<b> im muslim
<a> Well, hello Muslim!Comment: English can sometimes be a funny language :)
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#308767* (?/40) ⚐Flag
<ICO|coffee> in fact, it makes me a little sad. but I don't know if that's wrong of me. who am I to say shoving an eggplant up your cooter is wrong?Comment: #ketofree
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#304841* (?/40) ⚐Flag
*After about 10 minutes of helping a new "system admin" login with SSH, this transpires*
Kage: susie, do you have any previous experience managing *nix systems?
susie: im in
susie: no
chrisg: lol
Kage: yeah, didn't think so
susie: now....(rubs hands together) |
#302954* (?/56) ⚐Flag
1SKtRV Cool lol hey bla bla bla blaComment: 1SKtRV Cool lol hey bla bla bla bla
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#307431* (?/56) ⚐Flag
E: LOL...
.......this one is just disturbing. D:
me: What?
xDD
Mine? Or one you have? XD
E: http://qdb.us/262095
That. lmfao.
me: o-o
You are such a nerd. XDD
E: LOL... IT IS VERY INTERESTING!...
just disturbing random people would randomly do the math for it.
xD
1,687.5 TerraBytes/sec. Shweet. :3
me: Disturbing. XDDD
11 men... 17 petabytes...
Ew. XDDD
E: LOL...
Why 11?
D:
Why would they pick the number 11?
me: LOL.
I HAVE NO IDEA, WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME?
E: LOL...
THIS COULD GET REALLY NASTY. XDD
me: LOL...WHY DO WE KEEP SAYING "LOL" IN EVERY POST WE SEND?
E: Cause I'm laughing.
Your laughing.
:U
me: lmfao.
E: Fun times, fun times.
me: Seems logical enough. xD
E: SO ~insert name here~.... HOOK OUR COMPUTERS UP SO I CAN TRANSFER SOME DATA TO YOU? XDD
me: No. U: I don't want you putting your Flash Drive in my USB port.
E: Aww, man. XD
//rejected
me: I would so put this on qdb.us
xDDD |
#164786* (?/74) ⚐Flag
[2:51:51pm] * `Royce sets mode: +b *!*lakaman@*.users.quakenet.org
[2:51:51pm] * `Royce was kicked by `Royce (BITCH)
[2:51:55pm] <koolperson> ...
[2:51:59pm] <xFelix> hahaha
[2:52:01pm] <xFelix> oh shit
[2:52:03pm] <koolperson> lol!
[2:52:04pm] <xFelix> he owned himself
[2:52:05pm] <|Quake|> wtf is that about
[2:52:11pm] <xFelix> THATS A FUCKING QUOTE!
[2:52:25pm] <koolperson> i dont think he ment to lol
[2:52:46pm] <Duggalo> still funnyComment: #megasoffice
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#161671* (?/65) ⚐Flag
<Warpath> .online God
<wimtbot> god has been online for 298 hours, 20 minutes and 34 seconds, and signed on at 19:54:53 UTC on 15 Apr 2008.
<Warpath> .online Satan
<Warpath> :D
<wimtbot> Couldn't retrieve signon time for satan. They are probably offline.
<Warpath> or banished to hell
<Warpath> .online jesus
<wimtbot> Jesus has been online for 1 hour, 11 minutes and 24 seconds, and signed on at 05:12:36 UTC on 28 Apr 2008.
<Warpath> O_O
<Warpath> who is he here for now ? O_O
<Warpath> .online Lucifer
<wimtbot> Lucifer has been online for 29 hours, 15 minutes and 39 seconds, and signed on at 01:09:14 UTC on 27 Apr 2008.
<Warpath> ahhComment: freenode
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#302235* (?/20) ⚐Flag
< Scooby_> omg need sleep
< Scooby_> 6.50 am tommorow
< Scooby_> lordy
< Ragzouken> Alarm Clock HallejuahComment: #cogs
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#302387* (?/20) ⚐Flag
* Topic on #BoredClub on April 1, 2010 "#BoredClub is shutting down"
<MasterCloudy> Boredclub shutting down eh?
<MasterCloudy> Finally
<B-Rad> hey.. |
#302503* (?/20) ⚐Flag
* Chuck-Norris roundhouse kicked the universe. That's how the Big Bang occurred.
<B-Rad> deep man |
#302802* (?/20) ⚐Flag
<ITIrfeenix67> I tried to change my password to penis but they said it was too short |
#303176* (?/20) ⚐Flag
baka.yuki@live.com says:
big enough so that some jackass troll can't come along and sing Trolololo with your stockComment: How big should you be before you IPO?
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#303318* (?/20) ⚐Flag
coolball: I bet Hillary Clinton would crack down on drug abuse
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prophile joined the chat room.
prophile was granted voice by urd.
coolball: which I would like to see after pot is legal
You have returned from away.
Computer: does the availability of street drugs make useless people any more useless?
coolball: It bothers me that foreigners are getting rich cuz americans cant buy put legally
coolball: pot
Vicissitude: pot shouldn't be legal.
W-Man: Wallpaper lovers can join my channel
Computer: Vicissitude: explain
Vicissitude: it takes money away from poor tobacco companies!
coolball: I don't claim to know all about pot
Computer: Vicissitude: how so?!
Vicissitude: people pay tons of money for weed and they stop smoking tobacco. this makes tobacco products cost more and ruins the economy.
Computer: youre assuming that they will stop smoking tobacco because they can smoke weed instead?
Computer: do you know many people who smoke weed?
Vicissitude: no, because they won't be able to afford both
Computer: or are you trolling
Computer: because i can live with that
CaptainKirk|Mac: This is going straight onto QDB
Vicissitude: I won't answer that question because the feds may be watching me and my grow operationsComment: FreeNode / #defocus ( irc://irc.freenode.net/#defocus | irc://irc.ipv6.freenode.net/#defocus )
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#311075* (?/20) ⚐Flag
* &kapitank smiles at his router, with the knowledge that at any moment it can decide to stop for no reason whatsoever |
#309953* (?/20) ⚐Flag
(holomorph) oh cool, ed 1.10
(Earnestly) holomorph: Changes: Rename ed.texinfo to ed.texi
(holomorph) ._. |
#310379* (?/20) ⚐Flag
<@Shrike> I wonder if Turing would have passed a Turing test
<&james> Can Turing "think"?
<@Shrike> would be an Android, or an iPhone user?
<@jorj> according to the government of the time he wasn't human
<@Shrike> hard hitting questions!
<&james> Imagine him getting in a flame war with Linus Torvalds.
<&james> Or RMS.
<@Valriete> Shrike asks the hard-hitting questions. jorj provides the hard-hitting answer to why these are still questions. :-P
<@Shrike> james: it would be fascinating
<@Shrike> "yeah keep talking like that Torvalds and I'll bum your eyes out" |
#306195* (?/21) ⚐Flag
< BC> I remember when I done a DNA search on .gov.uk some interesting stuff. can't for the life of me remember the name of the script
< BC> DNS*
< BC> fuck sake
< BC> listening to Jeremy Kyle >_<Comment: #dirt
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#305657* (?/47) ⚐Flag
Omnifarious: Some think the weather outside is frightful, but I find it so delightful. It's one of the things that keeps me sane. So, let it rain, let it rain, let it rain. |
#306496* (?/47) ⚐Flag
Pants on the ground
Pants on the ground
You look like a bitch
Wit' yo' pants up on the ground! |
#307920* (?/47) ⚐Flag
<Sagar> .
<JackBeePee> ^I agree
<Sagar> ^
<rails> ^ |
#305068* (?/47) ⚐Flag
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