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#303215* (?/33) ⚐Flag
<Cyber> also I had a good conversation with a sufferer of MS and I ended up helping him get through some protesters
<Cyber> so there was that too
<Lenaro> i mean, windows sucks, but it's not THAT bad |
#303840* (?/33) ⚐Flag
<MasterKumoy> fini away shitting
<Fini> K'o Cloudy sir!
<B-Rad> MasterCloudy!
<Fini> Cloudy is away doing shitting |
#304247* (?/33) ⚐Flag
<SarcasmOrgasm> anyone use conky?
<SarcasmOrgasm> or know of something similar but better?
<zeleftikam> SarcasmOrgasm» i heard the Aneros ProGasm is pretty good
<SarcasmOrgasm> is that the app name?
<zeleftikam> yeah
<SarcasmOrgasm> lemme see if i can get it from terminal
<zeleftikam> ok
<mh`> ..
<mh`> zeleftikam winsComment: #reddit
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#304609* (?/33) ⚐Flag
* opnet has joined
<opnet> wooo
<opnet> got laid last night
* opnet isn't a virgin
<opnet> anymore |
#304762* (?/33) ⚐Flag
<miha> marko-_- firefoxlive.mozilla.org
<marko-_-> We’re streaming cuteness. We’re dedicated to doing good. We’re out to make the web a better place. Thank you for supporting Mozilla Firefox.
<marko-_-> "we're also letting the cubs starve if people don't download our browser"Comment: /
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#304901* (?/33) ⚐Flag
<DellGuy> look at how fast that guys download speed is <link>
<BunneH> 0.o
<DellGuy> 17.2MB/s
<BunneH> i cap at 1.7MB/s
<DellGuy> BunneH, same
<BunneH> back when i had better fios i capped at 5.6
<BunneH> and masturbated to itComment: #cg
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#305020* (?/33) ⚐Flag
Androids can get drunk? |
#305047* (?/33) ⚐Flag
This is like submitting random gibberish to a woman who acts like a man who acts like a hermphrodite... |
#305353* (?/33) ⚐Flag
<mcnutcase> Someday, I'll snark so hard it'll turn out to be a boojum. |
#305446* (?/33) ⚐Flag
Stephan: morning
Steve: Yes?
Stephan: jus wanna to say good morning
Steve: What makes you think it is good?
Stephan: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Steve: I mean... is it sort of an announcement - "Hi, I'm having a good morning"
Steve: Well, that can go over two ways...
Stephan: we always say good morning wright
Stephan: so good morning
Steve: Whether or not I'm having a good morning it's a bit presumptious of you to assume that I am.
Steve: And if you don't assume that then you are mocking me by proclaiming your good morning...
Stephan: haha
Steve: So, "Good morning to you too"
Stephan: thank you |
#305555* (?/33) ⚐Flag
Stranger: Got your nose!
Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
#238757* (?/33) ⚐Flag
One Sans Numbers: Dr. Mario is not a physician.
One Sans Numbers: Do not let him touch your genitals. |
#246390* (?/33) ⚐Flag
<+Zac> my brother is a fricken $%#@
<%tet> eh $%#@ huh? thats a lot of money
<+Zac> ... he fricken threw a toilet paper roll at me -.-, it hit my computer and ripped off the "t" in Gateway
<%tet> so u have a Gaeway now?
<+sargemoney> owned
<%tet> u would go with a gaeway zac
<+Zac> F U TET
<+Zac> trying to look for the fricken t
<+Zac> could be anywhere in this fricken house
<%tet> prolly up ur butt since u chose a gaeway... |
#271802* (?/33) ⚐Flag
<Basillisk> i got an exam
<Basillisk> im nervous as shit :(
<ReaperLK> basi
<ReaperLK> heres a tip
<Alex1> *sighs*
<ReaperLK> you get in that test's face
<ReaperLK> and be like "LISTEN HO, I WILL RAPE YOU"
<ReaperLK> or sit next to a nerd
<ReaperLK> coughcough alex coughcough <.< >.>Comment: irc.travian.org #rune
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#280369* (?/33) ⚐Flag
* ZidaneT has a hardcore reputation with the local kids. i once punched a 14 year old girl in the face, dragged her down the street by her hair, and threw her out into oncoming traffic on the main road. |
#288761* (?/33) ⚐Flag
<BigSharkZ> Wtf
<BigSharkZ> I tried opening the guide with notepad
<BigSharkZ> And it froze
<Warchamp7> PDF FILE LOL |
#294351* (?/33) ⚐Flag
<spawn> its wierd like, its like when u wanna study, and u cant enter flow, because in order to enter flow, u need a ballance of being uber relaxed and yet at the same time u must have intrest/will/intent, that 'intrest' keeps it perpetuating
<spawn> then there is another part to it
<spawn> and here is the trick
<spawn> in order to use ones brain, it must be free from other thought
<spawn> so one has to alow those thoughts to float past like clouds in the sky
<spawn> infact, its exacly like clouds
<spawn> oz
<spawn> coz
<spawn> if u got a full on cloudy day
<spawn> then you can not see
<spawn> the shapes of the clouds
<spawn> becaure the sky is just grey
<spawn> but
<spawn> if its not so cloudy
<spawn> then u can see many shapes and pictures in the sky
<spawn> but if there is only one or two clouds in the sky
<spawn> then
<spawn> you can see far more depth, because focus is drawn to them
<spawn> do you understand what i mean?
<spawn> so thought patterns work because of the absense of thought.
<spawn> and the ability to ignore thoughts...
<spawn> just to observe them perhaps, instead of interacting with each thought proccess
<spawn> you see now?:)
<spawn> the quality of thought is directly proportional to the absense of thought.
<spawn> \0/
<spawn> Urika.Comment: God bless the wicked.
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#295839* (?/33) ⚐Flag
****never use a webbroswer irc addon****
|<-- roflcopter has left irc.rizon.net (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<Hatsuyuki> omfg
<Hatsuyuki> google crashed my firefox
<Hatsuyuki> wtf
<rocker2344> and you have a second irc how?
<Hatsuyuki> my bot, i cant install 2 mirc. the new one gets rid of the old one |
#296618* (?/33) ⚐Flag
last week my ex gf and i watched sid and nancy... she said they were good for eachother. why didn't i see that sooner? 2 years down the drain. |
#297207* (?/33) ⚐Flag
Mpledzep: u hear about David Carradine
shane not robot: yeah, he was alot older then I thought he was
Mpledzep: thats what i thought too
shane not robot: I bet David carradine and me could have had alot of fun in Bangkok
shane not robot: after losing all our money in cock/dog fights, we'd go back to our hotel and bang children |
#300044* (?/33) ⚐Flag
<Bonesy> if i was an animal I would be mostly equine in build :P
<Oddlot> "If you give a mouse a cookie, *flips page* He's going to ask for a glass of milk."
<Oddlot> "When you give him the milk, *flips page*, he'll probably ask for a straw"
<Oddlot> "When he's finished, he'll ask for a napkin. *flips page* Then he'll want to look in a mirror to make sure he doesn't have a milk mustache."
<Oddlot> "When he looks into the mirror, he might notice his hair needs a trim. So he'll probably aask for a pair of nail scissors."
<Oddlot> *flips page*
<Oddlot> "When he''s finished giving himself a trim, he'll want a broom to sweep up. He'll start sweeping"
<Oddlot> "He might get carried away and sweep every room in the house"
<Oddlot> *flips page*
<Oddlot> "He may even end up washing the floors as well!"
<Oddlot> "When he's done, he'll probably want to take a nap."
<Oddlot> *flips page*
<Oddlot> "You'll have to fix up a little boox for him with a blanket and a pillow."
<Oddlot> "He'll crawl in, make himself comfortable, and fluff the pillow a few times. He'll probably ask you to read him a story"
<Oddlot> *flips page*
<Oddlot> "So you'll read to him from one of your books, and he'll ask to see the pictures"
<FuzzyPlushroom> "He might ask you to find some tweezers and give him a handjob, too."
<Oddlot> "When he looks at the pictures, he'll get so excited he'll want to draw one of his own. He'll ask for paper and crayons"
<Oddlot> *flips page*
<Oddlot> "He'll draw a picture"
<Oddlot> *flips page*
* khonsu sighs
<Oddlot> "When the picture is finished, he'll want to sign his name"
<Oddlot> *flips page*
<Oddlot> "With a pen"
<Oddlot> +is
<FuzzyPlushroom> "He'll ask you to mop up his jizz with a Q-tip."
<Oddlot> "Then he'll want to hang his picture on your refrigerator, which means he'll need"
<Oddlot> *flips page*
<Oddlot> "Scotch tape"
<khonsu> fuck, I need scotch to put up with this story
<FuzzyPlushroom> khonsu: I was thinking the same
<Oddlot> "He'll hang up his draweing and stand back to look at it. Looking at the refrigerator will remind him that"
<Oddlot> "He's thirsty"
<Oddlot> "So...."
<Oddlot> *flips page"
<FuzzyPlushroom> "You need to stick it in his mouth."
<Oddlot> "he'll ask for a glass of milk"
<Oddlot> "And chances are if he asks for a glass of milk,"
<Oddlot> *flips page*
* khonsu has kicked Oddlot from #thezeppelin (Spam warning. Line limit exceeded.)
<Bonesy> dude, the mouse doesn't want for much, does he..?
<FuzzyPlushroom> "...you'll feed him to your cat." |
#300226* (?/33) ⚐Flag
< init> final public static class viagra extends penis |
#300419* (?/33) ⚐Flag
<nuhiNlow> meep
<RaeMack> peem
<nuhiNlow> :>
<RaeMack> <:
<nuhiNlow> heh
<RaeMack> heh
<RaeMack> damn it |
#301465* (?/33) ⚐Flag
[sismeiro]: multitrashing - o conceito de fazer muita merda ao mesmo tempo. |
#246398* (?/34) ⚐Flag
ReKlAwEeLmAdA: i found handcock
ReKlAwEeLmAdA: LOL
ReKlAwEeLmAdA: hancock*
LowandSlowSL2: lmao |