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<Dannysaysnoo> Yes. |
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<&nettocash> alright, time to go emo and kill myself
<&nettocash> be back laterComment: #iwwf on irc.i-wwf.net
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#300555* (?/37) ⚐Flag
270_118.txt;8;12Comment: 270_118.txt;8;12
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#300682* (?/37) ⚐Flag
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car |
#285572* (?/38) ⚐Flag
This was found on the something awful forums. I loled. that is all..Comment: That made me turn gay with such momentum ,I went straight again.
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#304078* (?/56) ⚐Flag
[ParadoxDeity]: I'm sitting here thinking about that hermaphrodite butt-rape statement earlier.
[ParadoxDeity]: That's probably the most humiliating thing ever.
[sucka]: lol
[+Shadow_Tim]: i cant believe you were actually thinking about it
[+Shadow_Tim]: thats just wrong
[ParadoxDeity]: It's understandable if it happens in prison, I guess, but there is absolutely no excuse to have some 15-year-old girl flip you over and just be like "You're being raped by a chick. How's that make you feel?" |
#304597* (?/56) ⚐Flag
<rocker2344> 00:11:40 up 33 days, 5:19, 6 users, load average: 0.29, 0.88, 0.75
<hybrid-kernel> too bad the same cant be said for your inet
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#309958* (?/56) ⚐Flag
*** Joins: gumby69 (webchat@DigitalIRC-v1gdab.snh.ptd.net)
<gumby69> hello
<gumby69> why was my account disabled?
<@b0rk> You're going to need to speak to MrJSmith about that
<gumby69> ok
<MrJSmith> rape is not acceptable on emp
<gumby69> ok
<gumby69> I did not advocate rape, just a husband kissing his wife until she gives in.
<@b0rk> Just because you don't consider that rape doesn't change the fact that it is.
<gumby69> ok, I did not know people considered a man forcing his wife to have sex with him rape.
* MrJSmith just facedesks
<gumby69> facedesks?
<MrJSmith> Its like a facepalm but i need the whole damned desk
<MrJSmith> Since when has that not been rape in the USA?
<gumby69> He would not be found guilty in court
<@b0rk> Bullshit
<gumby69> I guess 3 months is too soon after a pregnancy to expect her to want sex, but if it lasts for over a year and he did not make her have sex with him and got devorced intead he would owe child suport.
<gumby69> I never heard opf a man being charged for raping his wife before.
<gumby69> so how long is the ban?
<@b0rk> HAHA
<@b0rk> I'm just at a loss for words.
<@b0rk> You're serious about all this?
<gumby69> i am serious
<gumby69> A good wife should be submissive
<@b0rk> I'm more curious then anything I suppose
<@b0rk> Are you married?
<gumby69> no
<gumby69> i am oly 23
<@b0rk> Ever wonder why?
<gumby69> no
<@b0rk> Somehow not surprising
<gumby69> I know women like men to take control
<gumby69> and be domoniate
<@b0rk> And how do you know this, pray tell.
<gumby69> they do not like men that they can control
<@b0rk> I want to know how you learned this
<gumby69> men are sopose to be assertive
<gumby69> I know that is how society works
<@b0rk> Did someone tell you or did you learn it from TV or were you taught in school?
<gumby69> neither
<@b0rk> ...there were three options, it can't be "neither"...
<@b0rk> ...but go on...
<@b0rk> I'm serious, I want to know why you think this, how did you learn it?
<gumby69> I noticed women stayed with men who bossed them around
<@b0rk> Your parents?
<gumby69> no
<@b0rk> Your father wasn't dominating?
<gumby69> no
<@b0rk> So naturally your mother left him
<gumby69> both my mother and father died before I was 5
<@b0rk> So who did you grow up with?
<gumby69> she died
<gumby69> I not here to give my life story
<@b0rk> I'm just really interested to know how you developed such a misguided absolute definition of a relationship between a man and a woman
<gumby69> Women's role is to take care of childern and man's role is to be the head of the household
<@b0rk> I really just want to know why you think that and how you came to that conclusion, but you can't seem to tell me. Are you sifferring from any head trauma or physical disability?
<gumby69> Even christian pastors would agree with me (i am atiest)
<@b0rk> Screw it I tried.
<gumby69> the bible has the wife's role in marrage correct.
<@b0rk> OK, It's going to sound like I'm banning you, but...
*** @b0rk sets mode: +b *!*@DigitalIRC-v1gdab.snh.ptd.net
*** gumby69 was kicked by @b0rk (@b0rk)Comment: TL;DR I didn't think dinosaurs were still around
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#306395* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<PsychedelicWuff> i'm happy our grocery store has started selling mexican coke :DComment: #furaffinity
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#306751* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<osb> i had to add recursion
<osb> my directory test failed
<daed> adding recursion to a simple script usually means you're overcomplicating it
<osb> no, had to
<osb> i wouldnt enter sub dirs
<osb> or sub dirs of sub dirs of the parent
<osb> and so on
<osb> lines 120 -> 130 did not handle sub directories correctly
<osb> first my regex was before the test
<osb> second, iwould enter a sub dir, but if there was a dir inside of it i wouldnt bother
<v9> hm
<v9> i dont think i miss perl
<daed> who would?
<v9> i dont hate it, but i don't miss itComment: #havok
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#310094* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<nep> HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS
<nep> LISTEN
<nep> I JUST POOPED A PERFECTLY STANDING PIECE OF POOP
<nep> PERFECTLY STANDING
<naosia> Welcome to #/g/sicp
<nep> LIKE 15cm YOU GUYS
<naosia> On-topic programming discussion
<nep> IT WAS INCREDIBLE
<naosia> lol
<nep> im sorry I told my brother and he told me im retarded
<nep> so I thought id tell you guys
<nep> it
<naosia> Heh.
<nep> was
<nep> incredible |
#310459* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<jared> The biggest problem with javascript is that you can't ignore javascript. |
#201882* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<DevNull> mibbit is being crap
<ChrisAM> sounds about right
<Miranda> yeah
<Miranda> always use condoms...err...open proxies when using mibbit !Comment: ...
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#210540* (?/35) ⚐Flag
[Sharpie]: How good would it be if you could stop time?
[LuKe]: Yeah, then I'd stab(My english teacher) in the face.
[Sharpie]: More like you could rape people and get away with it!
[LuKe]: ...... noice.Comment: school conversation
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#243807* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<john> where would we be without internet
<tool> probably outside
<john> i would hang myself :P |
#271815* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<clotty> anyone here remember or know a guy named freak88?
<vanhomena> thats me
<methamp> Rick James, bitch!
<Benji> i heard freak88 was a dos kiddie
<clotty> probably heard right
<Benji> i also just made that upComment: by elo
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#290274* (?/35) ⚐Flag
InfernalTempestX: i made jim think i like eating cum
InfernalTempestX: :D |
#295404* (?/35) ⚐Flag
< withnail> don't worry, facefuck is just a crude term i use for kissing |
#295577* (?/35) ⚐Flag
< zashi> I got the whole TI calculator programming channel on efnet talking about pooping
< zashi> < ports_> _Auron_, i enjoy pooping
< zashi> I'm not a troll, honest. I just smell like one. :( |
#297318* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<Torallia> BARGAINS
<Torallia> IMPRISONING ME
<Torallia> ALL THAT I SEE
<Torallia> ABSOLUTE SAVINGS
<Torallia> WHAT A GREAT DEAL - WHAT A GREAT FIND
<Torallia> LOOK AT THESE JEANS
<Torallia> DAMN I LOOK SEXY AS HEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL |
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<Isamu> why des my snot smell like garlic ?
<Isamu> *does
<Fax> ...
<Fax> WHAT THE SHIT
<Fax> is today just Surreality Day and no one told me?
<AneiDoru> i haven't been told about it either fax
<Fafnir> I can taste key lime pie.
<AneiDoru> you guys
<AneiDoru> stop being silly
<AneiDoru> or i'll start kicking
<AneiDoru> >_>
* Fafnir nibbles on Anei
<Fafnir> tastes like blackberries.
<Crusader> I think it's more like fish
<Crusader> but w/e
<AneiDoru> fish is what sex smells like
<AneiDoru> i don't taste like fish
<AneiDoru> nor do i taste like blackberries
<AneiDoru> >_>
<Fafnir> but you must
<Fafnir> you see, I like you AND I like blackberries
<Fafnir> QED
<Fafnir> my Proof is absolute.Comment: irc.vision-irc.net #bvs-colbertnation
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#300313* (?/35) ⚐Flag
Wex: WOW, No trolls tonight
solidboss: haiku LOL
ANDREAS: ANDREAS 2
Wex: Oh, my badComment: #beginner
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#300650* (?/35) ⚐Flag
comment6 <a href="katalogue.ru">ñåêñ ïîä íàðêîòèêàìè âèäåî</a>Comment: comment6 <a href="katalogue.ru">ñåêñ ïîä íàðêîòèêàìè âèäåî</a>
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#301441* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<ct_ayu> hai
<RBlaze> yo
<ct_ayu> hik hik hik~
<RBlaze> ?
<ct_ayu> i'm katherine, 22/f/malaysian
<RBlaze> no thanks
<ct_ayu> got mail? care to change pic?
<ct_ayu> want to join me 1 leg 4(URL)!!.
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ct_ayu is ~Limbz@118.100.3.87 * You May Touch But Not Sqeeeze!
ct_ayu using efnet.xs4all.nl where plans go to die
ct_ayu End of /WHOIS list.
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<RBlaze> wow porn bot
<RBlaze> failComment: PM from a bot
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#301576* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<@segin> what to do today
<@segin> hmm
<@linux_probe> hello =p
<@segin> I KNOW
<@segin> KICKBAN LINSUX_ASSPROBE!
segin [~segin@2001:0:4137:9e74:8000:128a:b981:52d7] has set mode -o+b linux_probe *!~chris@*.neo.res.rr.com
linux_probe [~chris@cpe-75-187-154-247.neo.res.rr.com] has been kicked from #cuntscorner by segin [~segin@2001:0:4137:9e74:8000:128a:b981:52d7]: linux_probeComment: #cuntscorner @ oftc
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