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#301947* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<an0n> Comic Con is like the IMF of wank banks. |
#302040* (?/35) ⚐Flag
OniiChan: and
OniiChan: the
OniiChan: gore mod
OniiChan: We need the gore mod.
Baka Yuki: thats client side
OniiChan: fail.
OniiChan: Whatabout the puppy mod?
Baka Yuki: client side
OniiChan: Please tell me we canm have puppy nades
OniiChan: FFFFFFFFFFFff
Baka Yuki: i already have the gore mod
Baka Yuki: just go and skin your nades dude
OniiChan: dude
OniiChan: Read what you just said D: |
#303147* (?/35) ⚐Flag
Moon_DogNet> <tom> did you hear about the magic tractor?
<Moon_DogNet> <tom> it went down the hill and turned into a field!!!
<Moon_DogNet> <ReAc> :/
<Moon_DogNet> <dave> did you hear about the magic tom?
<Moon_DogNet> <dave> he went down the hill and I stabbed him in the face
<shepherd> Moon_DogNet: : Did you hear a about Moon_Doggy?
<Moon_DogNet> hmm
<shepherd> Moon_DogNet: He started pasting stupid quotes and I a hooded man poured acid all over his face |
#303302* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<Crayboff> I HAS CANNED AIR
<Crayboff> RAWR
<Crayboff> I DARE YOU TO CHALLENGE ME
* Dritz has kicked Crayboff ('kay) |
#303414* (?/35) ⚐Flag
afsdfadsfadsfasd |
#303614* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<Macrohard> btw do you know the significance of my name?
* SkynetTx pulls up google.com in a hurry
<SkynetTx> you don't like microsoft?
<Macrohard> I do hahaha
<SkynetTx> "opposite to microsoft"
<Macrohard> I just would rather be described as large and hard instead of small and soft HAHAHA
<SkynetTx> wow lol, I can't think of a comeback to that |
#303653* (?/35) ⚐Flag
You: o hai
You: kthxbye
You: shit, i fail.Comment: Omegle
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#303950* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<Kostemetsia> <HT> I really loved Das Kapital.
<Kostemetsia> <HT> Her best work, I think.
<Kostemetsia> <Tiurabo> Ferretina the Weasel Queen is arguable Phil's sluttiest character ever.
<Kostemetsia> Ladies and gentlemen, #NSLegion.Comment: #NSLegion irc.esper.net
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#304986* (?/35) ⚐Flag
And Auton Rory may or may not be hiding in at least one of the other rooms. |
#305262* (?/35) ⚐Flag
Shabbypenguin> deca tell bikcmp that having apple products in an android room is evil
<Decad3nce> I have an ipod 2 feet away from me
<Shabbypenguin> ...
<bikcmp> Shabbypenguin: haha
<Shabbypenguin> i hate you all
<bikcmp> i love my ipone for games.
<bikcmp> seriously
<jcase> Shabbypenguin, its ok, i dont allow apple products in my house
<bikcmp> same
<jcase> i made my brother i had not seen in 5 yrs leave his iphone in his car
<Shabbypenguin> lol
<bikcmp> this was made by a company named "crapple"
<jcase> srs
<Shabbypenguin> i told my gf to sleep on the couch till she quit her job at at&t'
<bikcmp> lol
<bikcmp> didn't you miss her?
<bikcmp> :P
<Shabbypenguin> well..
<Shabbypenguin> thats why she got to come back..
<bikcmp> loll
<Shabbypenguin> and now i have a baby on the way.. this is all att's fault!
<bikcmp> Shabbypenguin: great man |
#305394* (?/35) ⚐Flag
You and me baby ain't nothing but bloggers
So let's do it like they do on that one show about loggers |
#305672* (?/54) ⚐Flag
Life is not fair. But God is. He kills everybody. |
#305705* (?/54) ⚐Flag
<@michael`_> haha damn
<@michael`_> just played STONED for 42 points
<@michael`_> enjoy!Comment: Scrabble
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#306957* (?/54) ⚐Flag
<HuegWeev> HAPPY 9/11 FROM THE GNAA
<Tigerboy> what is GNAA
<djskidd> general noobs and avengers anonymous?Comment: #ubuntu on Freenode, on 9/11/11
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#307033* (?/36) ⚐Flag
HelgeSverre: i remember the CoD4 match i played last night
HelgeSverre: he rage-quited
HelgeSverre: ....no wait that was EVERY MATCH i played that night!Comment: OverTheGun.com
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#307655* (?/54) ⚐Flag
<Dark_Malarky> …hay…if Colgate is Drunkgate when drunk and Sleepgate when sleeping…
<Trollestia> ...?
<Xiagu> is she Watergate when wet?
<Dark_Malarky> …does that mean when she goes afk for a sec to get a glass of water—?
<Dark_Malarky> DARN YOU XIAGU
<ZeroParadox> Yes.
• Xiagu messed up your deliveryComment: #EquestriaDaily on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#273138* (?/36) ⚐Flag
I am at an Olive Garden Branch and I over hear an old man talking to several other elderly peopl eat a nearby table start a conversation with the following quote:
"They've got flyswatters on sale at Walgreens, two for a dollar." |
#221914* (?/34) ⚐Flag
<@Hexo> loving a fat chick is like trying to plan out the pagerank for your site
<Zorban|semihere> Hexo: PR(A) = (1-d) + d(PR(t1)/C(t1) + ... + PR(tn)/C(tn))
<Zorban|semihere> now go love her |
#306909* (?/34) ⚐Flag
scamf: NaCl:
scamf: u sux
NaCl: srsly, I know
NaCl: YOU DON'T NEED TO REMIND ME
* NaCl cries
scamf: its cool dude
scamf: suckiness is a state of mind
scamf: if you can conquer your suckitude you can suckceed in life
scamf: one day youll be a suckcess
scamf: or maybe just a sucker
scamf: suffering suckitash
steemed: I love Han and Leia's dialogComment: #vtluug
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#305745* (?/33) ⚐Flag
<Squeeblegirl> I am now craving mac and cheese
<MightyMick> Mmmm
<MightyMick> Home made?
<MightyMick> Not Kraft, I hope
<MightyMick> Kraft is artificial Cellulose
<xerxes> your moms tits are artificial cellulose |
#305850* (?/33) ⚐Flag
phobos I'm going to gnaw on your skull after I scalp you
P00PL0RD she's going to fat chick rape him
P00PL0RD oh no. these cases are always so tragic
phobos pooplord wants a piece
P00PL0RD of fat chick rape?
P00PL0RD fuck yes
phobos lol yes
timmy winning
P00PL0RD winning is half the batte
P00PL0RD le
P00PL0RD surviving is the other half
P00PL0RD le batte
P00PL0RD le batte de fat
P00PL0RD is what the french call it |
#305959* (?/33) ⚐Flag
<HelgeSverre> Mursalat YOUR AN OBJECT!
<HelgeSverre> of the (sub?)class human
<mursalat> let me return your Parent object then
<HelgeSverre> I will call mymommy() !
<mursalat> error: ‘mymommy’ was not declared in this scope
<mursalat> who got your now he??
<HelgeSverre> :< if (!mymommy()) { cout << "cry" }
<mursalat> return 0;
<mursalat> not wanted outcome
<mursalat> fight back punk
<HelgeSverre> :<
<HelgeSverre> while (mursalat == evil) { cout << "your evil" << endl; }
<mursalat> return HugeFlippinMissile A;//:D am out
<HelgeSverre> "This program is not responding"Comment: #C++ on irc.Quakenet.org
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#306612* (?/33) ⚐Flag
*** Gwendolyn [~4af39205@adsl-74-243-146-5.int.bellsouth.net] has joined #furaffinity
<SquiRoFL> everyone freak her out by greeting her as brittany when she comes back
<SquiRoFL> fuck
<SquiRoFL> dammmmm
<SquiRoFL> hai
<Gwendolyn> asswipe!!Comment: #furaffinity on #furnet
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#307442* (?/33) ⚐Flag
< o11c> I wonder if my Forum PM to Ali-G was too nice or too harsh ...
< PjotrOrial> both
< Frost> not enough of either :p
< PjotrOrial> o11c: depends if you're sender or receiver :P
< o11c> he said "I asked on IRC and nobody answered" |
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