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#306880* (?/39) ⚐Flag
Octavia: hm, i cant find my degree mark
BlacklightShining: here
• BlacklightShining tosses Octavia a degree sign: º
Octavia: æ©ñµççááßðøöóíúüþ®é塲³€½¾
DannySwish: 0_0
• DannySwish passes out cold.
BlacklightShining: Octavia: option-zero, in the unlikely event you're on a Mac
Octavia: im using an italian/spanish keyboard layout
• DannySwish comes back temporarily to try it
DannySwish: º
DannySwish: :D
• DannySwish passes out againComment: #BucketOfOOC on GeekShed (irc.geekshed.net)
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#307197* (?/39) ⚐Flag
BlacklightShining: …!!!!
BlacklightShining: DannySwish: SpongeBob Squarepants~
BlacklightShining: DannySwish: BETTER than ponies
BlacklightShining: WTF! ^
BlacklightShining: somepony disprove that, quick
Enms: What is this HERESY
Nimbus_Shade: lies and slander
MrMooMoo: Old Spongebob
Blums: Spongebob has alot of filler episodes lately
Sketchy_Sounds: Blacklight: It's fairly well known Danny is an idiot.
Nimbus_Shade: spongebob was/is a really good cartoon, but not as consistently good as MLP FiM
Cedar13: *sigh* someone get the baseball bat, we have to beat some sense into him
Enms: I think... We should be an angry mob !
Blums: Well MLP is still young =P the writers havent had time to run out of ideas
Sketchy_Sounds: Cedar13: Love and tolerate.
Nimbus_Shade: love and tolerance everyone
Cedar13: right
Sketchy_Sounds: Love and tolerate some sense into him.
Sketchy_Sounds: ;p
MrMooMoo: L&T
Cedar13: someone get the friendship bat, we have to beat some sense into him...
Nimbus_Shade: you need to get the baseball bat and _love and tolerate_ some sense into him.
MrMooMoo: squee
Blums: Orbital friendship cannon, only way to be sure
Cedar13: ^
MrMooMoo: :D
Enms: I was actualy making a reference to someother cartoon but thats fine I love loveing and toleratin'
Cedar13: got it
BlacklightShining: /notice #EquestriaDaily Preparing orbital friendship cannon…
BlacklightShining: …
BlacklightShining: kicks Colloquy
Blums: XD
Sketchy_Sounds: Blacklight: We disallowed /notices from users in here.
BlacklightShining: Sketchy_Sounds: oh, so then Colloquy's parsing that as a message not a command was a good thing for once? XDComment: #EquestriaDaily on GeekShed (irc.geekshed.net)
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#307540* (?/39) ⚐Flag
brodskiphone: There are no Jewish rabbits. They aren't kosher
ohp: Is human flesh kosher?
brodskiphone: Yes
Bytor: lessee, we don't chew our cud
ohp: well that's nice and consistent then.
Bytor: but then again we do not have cloven hooves
ohp: but we do swim in the sea
Bytor: we don't have scales
Bytor: but then again we don't live in the sea
Bytor: I think we're kosher
ohp: So Jaques Custeau wasn't kosher?
Bytor: he only visted the see. he lived in Fran...
Bytor: No, he wasn't kosher.Comment: Are humans kosher
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#307737* (?/39) ⚐Flag
< pronto> GOOD MORNING
< mikemol> VIETNAM
<@kg4giy> What is working with my IT department remind you of?
<@kg4giy> You are playing Jeopardy right mikemol?
< mikemol> kg4giy: Nah. Responding to pronto.
<@kg4giy> Ah, got it.
< mikemol> <Link to "Good Morning Vietnam" trailer>
< pronto> o.o
< pronto> *stabs pfsense for being stupid*
< pronto> ls
< biosshadow> pronto wrong window
* pronto stabs biosshadow for being biosshadow
< mikemol> pronto: I take it the 'good' prefix no longer applies?
< pronto> o.o
< pronto> ?
< mikemol> 07:17 < pronto> GOOD MORNING
< pronto> o.o
< pronto> ?
< biosshadow> you said good morning
< pronto> o.o
< pronto> ?
< mikemol> is that 'syntax error' or 'command not found'? /me would love a CLI that gave a two-line error response like that.
< pronto> o.o
< pronto> ? |
#308481* (?/39) ⚐Flag
<Geri> how old are you Clyve?
<Clyve> Geri, 30.
<prexus> OLD MAN
<Clyve> I am.
<prexus> I'm ~25
<Geri> omg the jesus year
<Liberty> wow
<Liberty> someone older than me?
<Geri> u prophet?
<Liberty> ^.^
<Geri> :D
Clyve laughs.
<prexus> awesome Clyve
<Clyve> What the hell is a Jesus year?
<Geri> jesus started jesusing at age 30
<Clyve> HAHAHA.
<Clyve> Hahahahaha.
<Clyve> Jesusing.
<prexus> lol
<Clyve> That's funny shit.
<prexus> He jesused the fuck out of that shit |
#220927* (?/39) ⚐Flag
<RedLynk> I am swimming in a pool of chocolate syrup
<RedLynk> Drinking
<RedLynk> Slurping
<RedLynk> No one eats as much as me
<RedLynk> I'm the fatness that rules your mind
<RedLynk> Melted ice cream streams down my wrists
<RedLynk> I wish only to taste the sweet, sweet cupcakes
<RedLynk> The cookies I have eaten for thee
<RedLynk> Gushing
<RedLynk> No muffins for the hungry
<RedLynk> OM NOM NOM
<RedLynk> Endless CANDY |
#294788* (?/39) ⚐Flag
Firefly- > convo died
weh > convo?
Firefly- > the converstation
Firefly- > station?
Firefly- > lmfao
Firefly- > im suck a nob
Firefly- > OMFG
Firefly- > i meant suchComment: #chat-world
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#296024* (?/39) ⚐Flag
Stranger: hallo?
You: hawks
Stranger: is anybody in there
You: just one
Stranger: you like tattoos?
You: there might be someone under the table though
Stranger: creepy
You: i like invisible tatoos
You: they look better
Stranger: hehe
You: do you like bacon?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: you like bacon?
You: you'll never get anywhere in life
You: all great people loved bacon
You: im great, so i love bacon
Stranger: well, i don't think i have to be like everyone else to achieve something
You: you should be like the guy next door
You: he loves bacon
You: maybe
Stranger: sounds boring
Stranger: and bacon is disgusting
You: not if you wrap the bacon in christmas paper
Stranger: sounds even worse
You: i like squeezing bacon juice on myself and licking it off
Stranger: my friends like grilled bacon wrapped marshmallows
You: your friends are wasting the bacon
Stranger: like i care
You: we should petition that the president change his name to Bacon Obama
You: everyone will love him
Stranger: like it matters what his name is
You: yes everyone loves bacon
You: except you
Stranger: no. not everyone
You: you love fried chicken?
Stranger: it's okey
You: fried bacon is greater
Stranger: sounds terrible
You: boiled bacon is terrible
Stranger: sounds gross
You: and boiled chicken is worse
Stranger: thats true
You: you love beef?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i don't eat red meat
You: i love dead animals
You: cooked
Stranger: that's good for you
You: you ever been to a bacon farm?
You: where the bacon roam in the wild?
Stranger: right
You: baby bacons are cute
Stranger: hehe sure they are
You: i have a pet bacon
Stranger: how cute
You: i call him joe schmoe
Stranger: adorable
You: you have pets?
Stranger: no
You: you need a pet
You: i suggest a giraffe
Stranger: they sure are funny when they try to drink water
You: they can carry your husband and children for rides though
You: you can grab on to its neck
Stranger: i hate children
Stranger: and have no husband
You: you need a husband
You: or a dog?
Stranger: no i need to get laid or a girlfriend
You: maybe you can marry a dog?
Stranger: no thank you
You: you can rent a girlfriend
You: or blow up one
Stranger: naw
You: get a girlfriend who loves bacon
Stranger: that would do nothing for me since i'm a girl
You: you're a girl who loves girls?
Stranger: yup
You: you should love bacon
Stranger: naw
You: i don't believe you
Stranger: why not?
You: i think youre a giraffe who loves chickens
Stranger: whatever
Stranger: like i care what you think
You: are you 15 year old sally from pittsburgh?
Stranger: no
You: with the club foot? and missing arm?
Stranger: nope
You: i thought it was you
You: who are you?
Stranger: no one special
You: you're a giraffe
Stranger: you like getting high?
You: i hate elevators
Stranger: they are good to have sex in
You: how do you have sex with an elevator?
Stranger: in not with
You: what language is that?
You: inuit?
Stranger: no norwegian
You: your'e from norway?
Stranger: no
You: because there arent giraffes in norway
Stranger: i know
Stranger: i've been there
You: you're from South Africa?
You: how is nelson?
Stranger: no
Stranger: nelson died
You: you're not sure where you're from are you?
Stranger: i now where i am...
Stranger: i think that's good enough
You: no you dont
You: prove it
Stranger: how?
You: who's your mayor?
Stranger: i don't know
You: i knew it
Stranger: but i could google it if you want to
You: you don't know where you are
You: do you even know what town you're in?
You: are you in a mental institution?
Stranger: hehe i know the city's name
You: what is the name?
Stranger: why do you wanna know?
You: i think you're a russian
Stranger: no
You: you're not sure where you're from?
Stranger: i know where i'm from
Stranger: what do you do in life?
You: you don't know
You: YOU DON"T KNOW
You: i think you're in an insane asylum
You: im gonna call the police to come for you
You: you russian you
Stranger: yeah whatever
You: lets go dancing tonight
Stranger: no
You: can you do the macarena?
Stranger: the what?
You: the macerana dance
Stranger: that is so last season
You: what about the lambada?
Stranger: no
You: you cant dance
You: you need dance lessons
Stranger: i'm a great dancer
You: you lie a lot
You: prove it
You: old folks like you shouldnt dance
Stranger: haha |
#300137* (?/39) ⚐Flag
<Catalyst> Imagine a Chinese version of MythBusters. MifBusters wif Adam Savage and James Rynemann "this reek we test mif fat communism not best" "mif busted!"Comment: #demonoid
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#300445* (?/39) ⚐Flag
Hi, guys
I want to create my own site.
It should has online database of companies.
One page for adding companies, another for sharing the list of companies with users.
Any suggestions how to do it?Comment: Hi there
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#301338* (?/39) ⚐Flag
<zid`> damnit bent
<zid`> I HATE YOU
<bent> I get that a lot :p
<zid`> bent: Well, it's so easy to hate you
<bent> awww you're so sweet :D
<zid`> bent: Wanna get hitched?
<bent> I too afraid of commitment, sorry :(
<zid`> I'm too afraid of testicles |
#303015* (?/39) ⚐Flag
<Connie> How do I move it power point?
<Connie> it says the size exceeds saving as a picture
<Andrew> save it as a pdf
<Andrew> you mean the finished poster, right?
<Connie> yeah
<Connie> ok i ll try that
<Andrew> yea, they want it as a 40 x 32" pdf
<Connie> hm.. i dont see saving it as a pdf as an option
<Andrew> print to pdf
<Connie> ?
<Connie> i'll just google it
<Andrew> there should be a pdf option as a printer, or you can install primopdf
<Andrew> hit print, and you should see it..
<Connie> adobe photoshop has "print"?
<Connie> oh i see
<Connie> ...
<Connie> I don't understand, i print it, it's trying to print it as a pdf, how do i save it as a pdf?
<Connie> oh well i'll try your link,
<Connie> there's two download buttons, which one should i click on?
<Andrew> yes, print it as a pdf and it will create a pdf
<Connie> hm... i dont see any pdf popping in front of my face
<Andrew> try downloading the link on the left of that site
<Connie> k
<Connie> now how do i use it?
<Andrew> try printing to pdf again. you should be able to select primopdf as one of your printer options
<Connie> under "File"?
<Connie> bah... this is devastating >__ sorry
<Connie> i need to email the photoshop file to myself and fix it at home, computers are shutting down in 15 minutes
<Connie> anyway i'll figure it out....
<Connie> thanks though
<Connie> good night! |
#303628* (?/39) ⚐Flag
Eveie: I'm an E. Its like...ugh. My back hurts, but they get me free stuff. |
#304010* (?/39) ⚐Flag
Brendan : i got my car detailed... and now it doesnt run
Rohan: hahahahahah WHAT?!
Brendan : idk what happened..
Rohan: detailed = mechanical failure?
Rohan: where did you get it detailed?
Brendan : at pleasanton car was
Rohan: okay, then i'm never going there
Brendan : and i paid $350
Rohan: wtf
Brendan : yea
Brendan : i paid money to have my car broken
Rohan: they probably ran off with half of your engine and are selling it for spare parts?
Brendan : quite possible
Brendan : i have to drive home
Rohan: that's pretty messed up
Brendan : and i dont have AAA
Rohan: ask susan to pick you up!
Brendan : im screweed
Brendan : my insuaranse does not cover death from inexperienced maniac dont know what the heck she is doing drivers
Rohan: hahahahahahahaa |
#305092* (?/39) ⚐Flag
Moot: You've reached DreamsIncorporated Subdivision: Schizophrenia. Please state the nature of your emergency.
Mixelica: COLOR CODED SEXUAL ORIENTATION BOWTIE TIME VORTEX MESS!!!
Crispy: You are now under House Arrest. For a Limited Time, stop submitting Conversations to QDB.US.
Mixelica: Fair enough... |
#305280* (?/39) ⚐Flag
<Odd> Just search 'Daunasia' on google
<Odd> Shes the only person that will show up
<Odd> Not even typos of anything will show up
<Odd> Just her
<Odd> Shes so black, her name is completely and utterly made up
<FP> "Showing results for dateinasia. Search instead for daunasia"
<FP> Is this funny because I've been drinking a bit, or because it's funny?
<Odd> Because its funny
<FP> Just making sure. |
#305586* (?/39) ⚐Flag
Th10:40 <@dwc> bigger screens are better for porn anyway
Th10:40 <@marco> they are
Th10:40 <@marco> you get much more vagina, quicker
Th10:41 <dhill> and bigger dick in your face
Th10:42 <@marco> not a huge fan of the dick |
#305265* (?/58) ⚐Flag
<SquiRoFL> DAMMIT MOM! you know I'm a furry. And I love Tony the tiger. Yet you got generic frosted flakes.
<SquiRoFL> I do <3 Tony. He's hawt.
<ZombieCat> What's wrong, don't like the Malt-O-Meal kangaroo? |
#304255* (?/75) ⚐Flag
Its not that I'm lazy nor that I procrastinate, I am just extremely patient. -Thomas Wipf |
#302539* (?/37) ⚐Flag
you just lost the game |
#303158* (?/37) ⚐Flag
<%Studly_McManslut> Silver, I have a secret for you
<+Doodle> Silver
<%Studly_McManslut> When you make out
<+Doodle> You just gotta go in
<+Doodle> grab her cock
<%Studly_McManslut> Keep a live crab in your mouth
<+Doodle> and do stuff to it
<+Doodle> ◔ ◡ ◔
<%Studly_McManslut> It makes it so intense and romantic.
<&Silverhawk79> You guys give horrible advice.
<&Silverhawk79> ;_;Comment: Never ask IRC for relationship advice.
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#303594* (?/37) ⚐Flag
<brian> JANUARY JONES WHY ARE YOU NOT NAKED AND TIED TO MY BED RIGHT NOW?
<jason> me: look at your bed
<jason> now look at me
<jason> now look back at your bed
<jason> january jones is still not there
<jason> swan dive! |
#303629* (?/37) ⚐Flag
<luke-jr> Moon_Doggy: retard
<Moon_Doggy> ]a
<ljrbot> Moon_Doggy has voted to abstain. Abstains: 4, Undecided: 0
<ljrbot> You abstain from lynching anyone.
<ljrbot> There is 1 yandere still at large.
<ljrbot> Night time falls. If you have a night role, type "/msg ljrbot yandere <command>" or "/msg ljrbot yandere abstain".
<ljrbot> Current players: luke-jr, admiralzex, otako, and moon_doggy.
<Moon_Doggy> <.< doing....things
<luke-jr> Moon_Doggy: we don't care about how you're having sex while you play
<luke-jr> just play
<otako> lol
<syllabear> this is boring
<syllabear> I have a jar of mayonaise
<syllabear> so i dont need this
* syllabear (5364b6c8@gateway/web/freenode/ip.83.100.182.200) has left #Yandere
<otako> wtf
<otako> omg |
#303971* (?/37) ⚐Flag
<+J0E> i took this dump right
<+J0E> and we got these low flow toilets in our house
<+J0E> that hold very little water
<+J0E> my dump consumed all the water and some
<+J0E> ive noticed they smell a lot more when theres less water
<+J0E> but thats besides the point
<+J0E> what kind of retards take shits that actually fit in these low flow Toilets?
<+J0E> i mean reallyComment: #globalgamers on irc.globalgamers.net
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#304020* (?/37) ⚐Flag
ryandirocco: get me on conf muted, just want to listen to their needs
Gary: they specifically said
Gary: they want you on your knees with mouth open
Gary: idk
ryandirocco: done |