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#304739* (?/37) ⚐Flag
<Hei> Friends!
<Hei> Romans!
<Hei> Countrymen
<Hei> Lend me your ears
=-= Hei was booted from #pokebeach by Awayeon (DERAILED) |
#304994* (?/37) ⚐Flag
My violin seems to have a Red Violin Delusion. Is it varnished with actual blood? Michelle Belanger better not have menstruated all over my violin. |
#305135* (?/37) ⚐Flag
Moot: The Time Zones are an Actual (or Seeming) rotation of consciousness in which the Gallifreyans enslave people so that they will "Get Shit Done"--Tshirt Hell. |
#305199* (?/37) ⚐Flag
<Accelerator> PHP: /var/www/vhosts/asite.com/archives does not exist.
<Accelerator> Bash: /var/www/vhosts/asite.com/archives is a directory.
<Accelerator> Me: ..... |
#305356* (?/37) ⚐Flag
[UmBleedin] Brb, just found a pimple on my penis. |
#305360* (?/37) ⚐Flag
<feep> OH GOD
<feep> OH GOD ;.;
<feep> [movl $module_interpret_eval_dash_expr_of_function_to_sys_int_of_ptrto_
array_of_char_ and_dg_ret_sys_int_args_sys_int_and_dg_ret_sys_int_args_sys_int_
and_dg_ret_void _args_sys_int_sys_int_and_dg_ret_void_args_sys_int_sys_int_sub
fun_module_interp ret_eval_dash_expr_of_function_to_sys_int_of_ptrto_array_of_
char_and_dg_ret_sys _int_args_sys_int_and_dg_ret_sys_int_args_sys_int_and_dg_
ret_void_args_sys_int_ sys_int_and_dg_ret_void_args_sys_int_sys_int_testinstr ->
<feep> 4(%esp)]
<feep> What have I done ;.;
* opticron barfs all over feep
<opticron> wtf is that
<opticron> make it stop!
<feep> to translate: movl interpret.eval-expr(char*, (int delegate(int), int delegate(int), void delegate(int, int), void delegate(int, int)) -> int).(interpret.eval-dash.eval-expr(char*, bla bla bla -> int).testinstr
<feep> and scratch one (
<feep> my mangling is a leeeettle overzealous.
<EXetoC> i likez it
<feep> EXetoC: it's the xml of mangling convention
<feep> hard to parse with a computer AND hard to read by a human.Comment: A typical day in #d. Also, wtf?! -> There is an arbitrary limit of 80 letters per word. Please add some spaces and resubmit
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#305624* (?/37) ⚐Flag
Jennifer: You run Linux? Neeerd
Moozh: Well, no. I want to, though
Moozh: So I can say I ran Linux
Moozh: I want to compile my first kernel!
Moozh: And then crash it |
#305686* (?/37) ⚐Flag
<Zench> I like those kind of robots.
<Zench> They look like big old plushies made of metal.
<Jade> Haha, I've never heard it put like that
<Zench> Look at those big feet and the dumb face.
<Zench> If that robot was, like, 2 feet tall, it'd be like a dumb puppy and constantly sneak into the trash can.
<Zench> I'd call him DERPBOT and his main job would be to tackle me whenever I start to scroll down; forgetting as I do that YouTube comments are never worth it.
<Zench> He'd constantly be confused about banana peels and think tin cans were hats.
<Zench> In otherwords, he'd be a robot who's powered by... my heart. |
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<Emerald> This mahjong game is ridiculous
<Emerald> It's like tsumo wrestling |
#305830* (?/37) ⚐Flag
* Topic for #startups is: Chat about startups and startup life |(everything else removed from quote for simplicity)
* Topic for #startups set by swombat!~swombat@78-105-76-116.zone3.bethere.co.uk at Wed Mar 2 06:36:57 2011
<atari2600a> there's an entire fucking channel for startups?Comment: & not a single fuck was given that day!
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#305862* (?/37) ⚐Flag
<niteshad> Though, if you can relate to Pretty Hate Machine, that might be sufficient to seek a diagnosis for clinical depression. |
#305985* (?/37) ⚐Flag
<+Tanjoodo> now why the hell isn't the ISO mounting?
<@brynjar> because you should buy your games instead of downloading them! >:)
<@CuleX> Depends, what does mount say?
<+Tanjoodo> brynjar: Not a game
<@brynjar> because you should buy your applications instead of downloading them! >:)
<@bread> man mount
<+Tanjoodo> it mounted, no problem.
<@bread> :D
<+Tanjoodo> brynjar: It's not an application
<@brynjar> okay, I give up. -_-
<+Tanjoodo> It's a Windows repair disc :P
<@bread> because you should buy your movies instead of downloading them >:)
<@bread> oh
<@bread> ok fine
<@bread> because you should buy your Windows repair discs instead of downloading them >:)
<+Tanjoodo> lol
<@brynjar> exactly!
<@bread> 8D
<+Tanjoodo> IT'S FREE!
<@CuleX> Oh.
<@bread> Something free, from Microsoft?
<@bread> :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<+Tanjoodo> Not an installation, just a repair disc\
<@bread> Still!
<+Tanjoodo> With stuff like system restore...etc
<@bread> I'd expect them to charge you for repairing your OS
<@brynjar> bread: they're probably thinking that the other way to repair your windows installation for free is to install a live-boot CD of some linux distro
<@brynjar> and then the temptation to test out linux could be ... overwhelming |
#306778* (?/37) ⚐Flag
BlacklightShining made this room moderated for normal users.
BlacklightShining: [service announcement:]
BlacklightShining: THIS CHANNEL IS DEAD
BlacklightShining: Thank you for your understanding.
BlacklightShining: [/service announcement]
BlacklightShining made this room no longer moderated for normal users.
• Octavia beeeeeeps.
• Blums <Lyra stops player her triangle, suddenly aware that she's just finished a 5 hour triangle jam session>Comment: #BucketOfHolding on GeekShed (irc.geekshed.net)
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#306956* (?/37) ⚐Flag
astronomy: Inquisitions in computer games are like USB hubs - Everything gets better with that |
#307284* (?/37) ⚐Flag
< Morgan> you feel that you owe the government?
-!- Mayor_Bloomberg [LOLNOTFORQDB] has
joined #occupywallst
-!- Mayor_Bloomberg was kicked from #occupywallst by raijin [you should
know better]
< disassociated> haComment: Occupy Wall Street channel on Freenode
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#307413* (?/37) ⚐Flag
taktoa: shit
Psycho: yeah?
taktoa: just got earwax in my keyboard
taktoa: :/
Psycho: LOL
Psycho: that's not a big deal
Psycho: dued
Psycho: once
Psycho: when i was 4
Psycho: i ate my own ear wax because I thought it was peanutbutter
taktoa: ...
Psycho: lol
Psycho: it tasted awful
Psycho: i was like
Psycho: scarred
Psycho: for a week |
#307995* (?/37) ⚐Flag
< Hunterr> It is way too late
< Hunterr> bleh
< Two> Hunterr get your ass to bed.
< Hunterr> I am in bed, I no can sleep
<@ Verum> It would seem that the embedded chat is down. Poor kiddos.
< gws> Verum, what are you talking about.
< gws> Hunterr is in bed, and chatting. Boom. Embedded chat. |
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<TheBadSpoon> note: black coffee + empty stomach = potent laxative |
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Your job is not to die for your country, but to make those poor saps die for their's. |
#254714* (?/37) ⚐Flag
axoren123: I think I can control plumbing with my mind.
axoren123: I point a finger and random bathroom things and all of a sudden you hear the sound of running water, and the nearest toilet flushes.
Jeffry_Jew_: Liar, toilets don't work that way. |
#294741* (?/37) ⚐Flag
fatcatComment: herro everyone
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#295013* (?/37) ⚐Flag
<DeathScepter> acriberry is doing wonders for making me go and go
<ShoeUnited> What?
<DeathScepter> if your insides are irregular, take acriberry to make you regular and it is good for weight loss
<Ninja_Mime> Gross.
<DeathScepter> gross yes
<DeathScepter> necassary even moreso
<DeathScepter> sometimes I do enjoy grossing people out
<_Crow_> Thanks for sharing
<DeathScepter> no problem
<_Crow_> That's the new celeb thing... acriberry and colonics
<DeathScepter> it is the truth that americans are usual full of shit anyways
<DeathScepter> why in the hell not find a way to make Americans not full of shit
<Ninja_Mime> Stop typing. |
#295149* (?/37) ⚐Flag
10:28 <Reactive> <fabz> I think we need to work on our communication.. one guy is talking crap, one just goes "lol" and the other one doesn't understand what's going on <atsleek> lol <Nefemus> what?
10:28 <Reactive> rofl
10:30 <Xen> lol
10:31 <Reactive> what?
10:31 <Reacti ve> :P
10:32 <Reactive> i'm the explainer, Xen is the loller, and St3baS is the "what?" guy
10:32 <St3baS> huh?
10:32 <Reactive> ROFL
10:32 <Xen> lol |
#295336* (?/37) ⚐Flag
* IKtheTroll drives the short bus.
<Hellmark> Driving the short bus is more honorable than riding.
<IKtheTroll> Yes, but you can never leave it
<Hellmark> sure you can, after you drop the tardlets off with a hearty "TUCK AND ROLL!".Comment: #devil'spanties
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<OrangeSlice> ubuntards are everywhere. |