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#294696 (647/835) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Catdaemon`> what does * do
<Ortzinator> everything |
#294457 (636/844) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<khonsu> I dunno, I gave up on the LoTR books :P
<Madda> Oh
<Madda> Yeah, but that's understandable
<Madda> Tolkien makes wonderful worlds.
<Madda> But in terms of actually writing the stories?
<Madda> He's not so good.
<Valtieri> Madda: And goes on about 'em for 50 pages :P
<Madda> So, yeah, like, they were travelling.
<Madda> It was a clear day.
<Madda> The sun was high in the sky.
<Madda> The road they were walking on was lined with trees.
<Madda> The trees? They were like elm or something.
<Madda> Oh? What's on them? Well...
<Madda> It's like an uneventful part of a D&D game being run by a good DM but with a bunch of paranoid players.
<khonsu> hahaha
<khonsu> perfect
<Madda> "What does the road look like? IT'S A FUCKING ROAD, JUST GET ON WITH THE ADVENTURE!" |
#290508 (287/555) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
makkusu: THE RULES OF THE INTERNET CAN EAT A BAG OF DICKS
laughlax: Ah, Jason
laughlax: yes they can.
laughlax: rule 34, remember? |
#287935 (530/702) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< liat> OH MY GOD
< liat> IT'S GONE TOO FAR
< liat> I just got slipped a card at work when I wasn't looking.
< liat> It's one that you can self-record.
< liat> I didn't want to open it, I had this feeling.
< liat> I did against my will.
< liat> I got rickrolled, by a god damn CARD.
< liat> NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP.. |
#280190 (608/764) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
cached: you think it's a bad sign if a memory test says that the number of errors was -8? |
#279961 (361/549) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<EricTheRed-> i just got a great idea, i can use my laptop to keep my pizza warm
<EricTheRed-> just put the box under the laptop and compile something
<`WarpKat> ... |
#242915 (2447/3055) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
AzuiSleet: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Ortzinator: is that a "penis caught in zipper" scream or a "omg i just lost 3 hours worth of code" scream? |
#257436 (921/1057) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Yo_Mamma> So Jimbot, what are you wearing?
<ichai> no
<ichai> you are not having cyber sex with my IRC bot |
#294948 (477/639) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Mom: thanks to your status message, you can say good nite to the internet
*** Auto-response sent to Mom: I'm busy because my mom's being a nazi. Sieg Heil. |
#294943 (361/615) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<freyja> lmao a friend of mine sent me a link to a discussion on an icelandic forum for women
<freyja> this one is talking about her msn buddy, who said he just met Izzy Stradlin and Steven Adler (whoever they are), and wanted to show her on webcam the merchandise he got autographed and stuff
<edkletz> They were in Guns'N'Roses
<freyja> so she gets really excited, wants to see it, accepts the webcam, and there he sits naked with a huge boner and no souvenirs
<edkletz> "Surprise!"
<freyja> yeah surprise lol
<edkletz> Hey, wanna see my webcam?
<freyja> NO |
#294937 (582/778) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* nobu^ (*@*.*) Quit (Quit: When two people dream the same dream, it ceases to be an illusion.)
<j3_optrix> When two people dream the same dream, it's a pointer error. |
#294688 (268/484) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@malphas> I got stuck with the same prof for this linux course
<@malphas> as the last one
<@malphas> the same one who, halfway through the course, just stopped responding altogether so he could focus on his off-hours mailing list.
<@malphas> The first assignment:
<@malphas> Scenario:
<@malphas> The new CIO just transferred over from the finance department and during your first meeting says "My golf buddy was telling me about something called a seven layer model. Maybe we should get some of them for our network, What do you think?" You politly explain that the model is not a product and you will send a memo explaining what it is.
<@malphas> I'm *sorely* tempted to write mine from the perspective of a true Admin. Someone who realizes the opportunity presented here to obtain new hardware for future use. |
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<mixster> This is the Internet - telling stupid people not to do stupid things is like telling a deaf person to listen closely |
#294927 (437/647) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Jones: I had no idea that in the latest patch they added a confirmation box for /gquit
Maero: ahahah
Leggoes has left the guild
kyush has left the guild |
#294926 (536/762) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Metal_Wol> WTF is a l33t h4x0r anyway?
<Metal_Wol> That hurt my head just to fucking TYPE that.
<Momaw> Don't type with your head? |
#294689 (307/607) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[carbine] People should be forced to talk like manpages
[carbine] Straight to the point, and with an example to clarify.
[carbine] Especially women
[carbine] I guess that's why they're not called womanpages though
[mjt] LOL
[carbine] If I were to type "woman irssi" instead of "man irssi" I'd get something like, "This thingy lets you talk to people. Speaking of which I talked to Lindsay today and she's such a bitch! She kept going on and on..." and eventually your computer would lock up because that command is basically an infinite loop.
[jedimstr] "No manual entry for woman"
[carbine] I bet I could find a manual entry on a woman... |
#294687 (272/542) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
FurtherThan: sis,
FurtherThan: rickrolling is dead.
FurtherThan: i'm sorry, the macy's parade killed the shit out of it
s37: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FurtherThan: a good meme's time is just it's time
FurtherThan: and it was rickrolling's time
FurtherThan: i know, it's hard
FurtherThan: but you just got to let it go
FurtherThan: until 4chan comes up with something else equally ridiculous
s37: no!
s37: rick aistley, I promise you,
s37: I'm never gonna give you up
FurtherThan: i'm never gonna let you down
s37: never gonna run around
s37: or desert you
FurtherThan: *sniff* |
#294923 (404/566) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Anemia says: *sigh* as soon as I changed my status on facebook back to single... all the ads changed into "dating site" or "how to get back together with your ex" >:( |
#294912 (516/712) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<root> I think my mouth just had an orgasm
<Shayne> Did you swallow?
<root> ... |
#294563 (754/910) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sereni> Protip: If you're in elementary school, and you're reading Euclid's Elements of Geometry, do NOT leave your geometric proofs in plain sight of ANYONE.
<sereni> *teachers marauds over to my seat, notices me writing furiously things that are not the required coursework, looks at pile of papers sitting besides me*
<sereni> "...What does 'A cuts B' mean? What is this about lines and meeting places? What are these diagrams for...?"
<sereni> You see, geometry is a pure science, and it also uses a lot of unambiguous terms. As such, a proof could be applicable in any context.
<sereni> I happened to be sent to the principals office as it seemed my innocent proof could be misread to mean that I was not only going to meet up with another kid, but stab him with a knife, doing so in a very precise way, at angles of approach ranging from 20 to 180 degrees, while moving about in various circular paths. |
#294694 (225/427) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Englishbob> "We need to incorporate everything fun, great and functional about the 21st century"
<Englishbob> "This, my friends, is a USB rocket glitter lamp" |
#294683 (308/498) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Nosleepo> polititians are using some kind of reversed alchemy...turns everything from gold, to shit |
#294682 (2121/2517) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sniep> my servers are all named after computer parts so that users sound like retards asking for anything
<sniep> "i need full access to ram!"
<sniep> "why is megabytes broken?!?"
<sniep> "who rebooted hard drive??!??"Comment: SomethingAwful
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#294673 (386/656) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(ail) DESCRIBE HER LABIA
(Iridium) Meaty
(ail) like a ham hock
(Iridium) Like the inglorious results of an apprentice butcher's first time with the saw.
(Char-) you have a way with words |
#294656 (402/618) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<drac> I was in a public restroom today and the box that contains the toilet paper rolls has a side that can't be seen until you're sitting down
<drac> so I wrote "I pissed all over the toilet seat" on there |
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