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#156109 (708/840) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tagert> Well, they're not terribly smart.
<Tagert> So the aircon in the server room is overtaxed and not powerful enough to handle the heat generated by the servers.
<Tagert> So what are they doing?
<Tagert> They're putting in another server to monitor the airconditioner. |
#150929 (241/403) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gavin|> wtf
<gavin|> I just realized that 2 years ago I paid for a 19" LCD but received a 17"
<gavin|> this is so odd
<gavin|> I'm looking into buying a new monitor
<gavin|> so I look at the current monitor I have
<gavin|> it's a 17"
<gavin|> then I look at my receipt from 2 years ago when I bought it
<gavin|> supposed to be a 19"
<gavin|> I... feel dumb |
#102065 (314/436) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[helf] or do like me, have absolutely no idea what the job is for because you forgot you even had an interview, come in looking like you just woke up with a bad hangover, luck out because your soon to be boss has never done an interview before, he doesnt want to do an interview and you both just end up playing nethack for 2 hours
[rielore] i love nethack |
#180894 (-6/292) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lolfox> Vaginas don't have vaginas
<Jinn> no but they are attached to cunts |
#295143 (176/370) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kami> I keep accidently stalking this girl |
#296029 (266/510) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<HyperHacker> ^_^ @
<HyperHacker> ^_^ @
<HyperHacker> >_> @
<HyperHacker> O_O @
<HyperHacker> <_< @
<HyperHacker> <_< @
<HyperHacker> x_x@
<HyperHacker> x_@
<HyperHacker> x@
<HyperHacker> @
<HyperHacker> @
<HyperHacker> @x
<HyperHacker> @¯x
<HyperHacker> @x¯x
<HyperHacker> @ x¯x
<HyperHacker> @ o¯O
<HyperHacker> @ v¯v
<HyperHacker> and that's what happens when you go through a black hole.Comment: irc.badnik.net #smwc
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#295827 (1451/1595) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<paul> my mom was suspected of child abuse by my pediatrician as a kid
<paul> she swore up and down i wasn't being abused
<paul> the doctor was sceptical
<paul> they went out into the waiting room where I was
<paul> mom was like "paul, come here!"
<paul> I get up, look at her instead of where I was going, and run full tilt into a pole
<paul> doctor's like "sorry maam, you had to see this from my position" |
#295504 (170/308) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tommy> Colds are the devil!
<gian> Pseudoephedrine it up!
<gian> It's like not having a cold at all.
<Android> ...you should write slogans Gian
<gian> And if you're hard-up, you can refine it into meth.
<Android> ..nevermind |
#176955 (301/447) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
DabooAWAY: i smell bad
DabooAWAY: i mean spell |
#296856 (2002/2300) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Uuxaul> So I was on this "free resume" builder website last night. So I'm going through building my resume. Get to the end thinking, awesome! almost done. Shows me a preview embedded with Javascript so I can't click the page, and asks me to pay 14.95 for the "actual copy". So I'm like... WELL FUCK YOU. So I save the web page, delete the java bullshit, open it up in firefox, pull up the source after editing it in kate, copy and paste it to open office set it to recognize HTML tags... And PRINTED MY GOD DAMNED RESUME
<Uuxaul> It was just slightly annoying because I spent an hour on this site making everything perfect, and it even advertised free resume construction with an upgrade option you could pay for...
<Raine Sabaal> Hahahahaha!
<Raine Sabaal> You should add that to your resume.
<Uuxaul> Skills: Capable of bypassing Pay-To-Print resume builders. |
#296599 (189/333) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Woofcat> I never got why Satan was torturing people
<Woofcat> I always picture hell as some huge Dojo where everyone learns Krav Maga and is really buff from working out.
<Woofcat> I mean you are trying to build an army. |
#295036 (452/594) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ExZippo> what the FUCK
<ExZippo> i found my "secret santa" end of radio school gift, still wrapped
<ExZippo> i think I missed a chance with kendall o_O
<ExZippo> "Purple Ronnie's Little Kama Sutra" book
<ExZippo> with "text me sometime if you need a hand with any of them" written on the inside cover
<ExZippo> o___________O
<ExZippo> fuck
<ExZippo> 4 years too late on that one |
#265316 (448/662) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
xskycrasherx: ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: BLACK PRESIDENT |
#217658 (230/436) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<OperServ> some of this
<NickServ> some of this
<ChanServ> some of this
<StatServ> some of this
<services.wgiowrb.net> this is basically the worst barbershop quartet everComment: #animutation
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#200090 (575/691) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<GreenCobra> We have a very simple policy here: arguing with the mods is allowed, winning an argument against the mods will get you banned. |
#183648 (761/941) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Colin> Am I the only one who doesn't find the "your mom" business funny, by the way?
<Colin> as a parody of poor insults it might have been funny
<Colin> three years ago
<Colin> but you have been doing it for literally years now :P
<Asimir> I've been doing your mom for literally years now |
#125426 (330/438) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Oakie620> ... Do triple-sided dice even exist?
* Talon_IceHawk has also tried to figure out is a two-sided die was possible. He had his head around that one for hours before deciding it wasn't >_>
<Oakie620> Oh, those exist, Talon. They're called coins. :D |
#297012 (433/565) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
ambulance: on my dryer machine the ignition knob is an oven knob for some reason
ambulance: I turn it to 'broil' to start my dryer |
#297004 (390/522) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
John: i need something perverted to say to my gf
John: i'm just not perverted and dont know anything about that stuff
Ethan: say "I want you inside of me."
John: okay |
#297001 (308/480) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<chris> so a friend of mine had his senior prom on friday
<chris> and someone wanted to pay tribute to a kid that went to that school and died in a car accident
<chris> so he went to the DJ and asked to have a song dedicated to the kid
<chris> guess it was loud in the place because the DJ called the dead kid up to the DJ booth
<chris> ...the room went silent |
#296994 (530/688) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Kat: You should have clocked how long you can hold it.
A V: well
A V: thats at least 90 minutes
A V: i know it was 90 min because i had fucking leekspin playing on loop
Kat: How disappointing
A V: and it clocked 90 minutes.
A V: yes, we fucked to leekspin.
A V: for 90 minutes
A V: and apparently i did well, because the next day, leekspin was her ringtone |
#115098 (237/375) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lars44> ...
<Borealis> What's that, all the punctuation that you forgot to put in earlier?Comment: irc.waypasteleven.com, #n
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#296974 (335/465) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Raisin> Here's what I learned from Lifetime TV
<Raisin> Never go jogging or you'll get raped |
#283509 (396/526) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<paul> yea, the secured areas have additional security
<paul> I mean realistically as I say to people you can just go through the drywall with a claw hammer in about 5 minutes
<paul> if that
<paul> or as I call it, the "koolaid man" attack
<paul> bonus points for screaming "OH YEA!" when busting through |
#296968 (1395/1539) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<rmrfResume> So let me get this straight.
<rmrfResume> You built a linux system from scratch using hardened GCC
<rmrfResume> secured the whole system with RSBAC
<rmrfResume> Developed private chroots for each and every service ran on it
<rmrfResume> which include an http, ftp, smtp, pop3, imap, irc, and dyndns server
<rmrfResume> WITH mail filtering and dynamic mysql databases for each service
<rmrfResume> with the mysql daemon in its own chroot
<rmrfResume> then did same system networking for the whole lot
<rmrfResume> and had everything running in a single night?
<Pryoidain> I do cocaine.
<cjk> oh
<asaph[Away]> WOW
<rmrfResume> suddenly it all makes sense. |
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