<jenny^> hi
<jenny^> can i ask?
<BlueDoll> about?
<jenny^> r u open minded?
<BlueDoll> yeah
<BlueDoll> why?
<BlueDoll> what is it?
<jenny^> do u know how to make a married woman hot?
<BlueDoll> just try to shape up work out, eat a low carb diet.. dress up nicely
<jenny^> u get me wrong
<BlueDoll> uh oh..
<@toastydea> dear lord, i have to have "the talk" with my mom
<@toastydea> about why we can't be friends on facebook
<D-Myze> I was speaking to a girl the other day, who was like "have you seen 2 girls 1 cup?" I was like "uh, no, have heard of it though" she was like "it's not so bad the second time" I was like "second time ?!"
<rach> so you can like chop blocks of wood in half with your hand?
<incesticide> yeah
*** Joins: cj
<rach> does it hurt?
<incesticide> not really, if you do it right
<cj> ...
<incesticide> if you don't know what you're doing you'll end up breaking your hand
*** Quits: cj (I don't even want to know)
Lord Adam: you know what
Lord Adam: If I feel crap
Lord Adam: I should just look at that picture of the dog in the towel
Amelia: you know
Amelia: you should show like.. bin laden that photo
Amelia: he'll just smile and say
Amelia: "You know.. the war is stupid. No more fighting - I'm getting me a dog. I already have a towel.
Bouch: whats a gargleborg?
Shivers: thats what you get when you let nanites loose in a jar of mouthwash.
<Internet_Bound20> Today, I was sitting in the living room with my parents when my dad asked my mom if she knew where he could find some double a batteries. She said to check my vibrator. He said he already did. FML
<Panzerdraco> The only two parties that actually count for shit are Labor and Liberals. Labour is the equivalent of the US's Democratic party except more pro-firearm. Liberal is equivalent of the Republican party.
<CeeKay> hmmm...
<CeeKay> So, your toilets AND your congress flush opposite ways!
<CeeKay> X3
<tobeh_> dfg
<tobeh_> hi guize
<tobeh_> im wearin lingerie under my clothes
<tobeh_> wanted 2 feel sexy
<whfsdude> I'm wearing naked under my clothes
<tobeh_> nice
<%bassist> 2 days ago i answered a telemarketer pretending i was a telemarketer selling them stuff
<archtech> An interesting experiment: cover your eyes fully so that no light leaks through. You'll always think you see some light leak through. Ask your friend to turn off the light, or do nothing. When he turns it off, you'll still see phantom leaking light.
<awormus> now I know the guy who is sitting next to me is on this channel because he's sitting here with his hands over his eyes
(SatanicSniper): I'm home alone till about 4 tomorrow, so, my mates coming over with some chicks
(SatanicSniper): We're gunna have sex
(SatanicSniper): And the girls are gunna watch TV
(SatanicSniper): I mean... Nevermind
<@Xilas> so....I use plagiarism all the time in my papers. I just reword it.
<@Xilas> Even Einstein said "The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."
<@Rican> Yeah, well from what I've seen so far.. you're pretty horrible a it.
<~Vespa> Elance, Rent a Coder, Freelancer, etc, etc
<~Vespa> what's the term for those sites?
<~muftak> paki4hire
<Raisin> One of my friends was supposed to be getting back in shape starting today- no drinking, no smoking, and lots of exercise
<Raisin> He came over at 5 pm, already drunk, to tell me our gym date was off, then bummed a cig
+Cpt_Blinky: I'm so bleak
+Cpt_Blinky: cos I have all this shiny new anime
+Cpt_Blinky: but I have to wait three weeks to watch it!
+Cpt_Blinky: DOH!
@Crais: O.o
@Crais: why is that?
+Cpt_Blinky: My desktop is in the shop
+Cpt_Blinky: and my Laptop can't handle hi-def
+Cpt_Blinky: :(
@Crais: what happened to your desktop?
+Cpt_Blinky: I'm embarrassed to say...
+Cpt_Blinky: I will lose my street cred if the news gets around LOL
@Crais: Don't worry
@Crais: It won't
+Cpt_Blinky: ok you ready?
@Crais gives a sinister chuckle
+Cpt_Blinky: get this!
+Cpt_Blinky: I blew the motherboard...
@Crais: O.o
+Cpt_Blinky: putting laptop ram in it and switching it on!
+Cpt_Blinky hides in shame
@Crais: LMAO HAHAHAHAHA
+Cpt_Blinky: and I'm not even a hardware noob!
+Cpt_Blinky: LOL
@Crais: oh yes you are
@Crais: LOL
+Cpt_Blinky: you bastards I knew I shoulda kept mum
+Cpt_Blinky: ok I'm a hardware noob I admit it
@Crais will treasure this chatlog forevah.
+Cpt_Blinky: yes yes let's all have a good laugh at the muppet blinky
DeathRow: You should have made a video dude
+Cpt_Blinky: yeah of my face as I smelled that horrible smell of my melting preciousssssss
@Crais: ok one question
@Crais: how'd you manage to put laptop ram in your desktop MBO?
@Crais: it -doesn't even fit-
+Cpt_Blinky: omg now I'm really embarrassed
+Cpt_Blinky: ok check it out
+Cpt_Blinky: so it was called a RAM kit
+Cpt_Blinky: 2 sticks in one pack
+Cpt_Blinky: omg I can't believe I'm telling you this
+Cpt_Blinky: so I thought cool
+Cpt_Blinky: you put both sticks in one slot and the kit is 'assembled'!
@Crais: HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
+Cpt_Blinky is AFK killing himself
<Rocks_the_Keys> noooooooo red ring of death on my xbox
<Rocks_the_Keys> anyone know how to play .avi movies on a wii?
<Keevan> put a laptop on top of the wii
PartyGirl1450981: so I was watching this porn, right?
PartyGirl1450981: and I was really getting into it
PartyGirl1450981: and then I found out it was actually two guys fucking
PartyGirl1450981: then I came
PartyGirl1450981: does this make me gay?
GoKillPeople: Yes.
GoKillPeople: ...What are you doing tonight?
<Tommy> Colds are the devil!
<gian> Pseudoephedrine it up!
<gian> It's like not having a cold at all.
<Android> ...you should write slogans Gian
<gian> And if you're hard-up, you can refine it into meth.
<Android> ..nevermind
<ilanbg> I have never heard either of those phrases used
<celeste> black people say "he's my boy"
<ilanbg> black people don't say that
<celeste> uh yeah they do
<ilanbg> you don't even know any black people!
<celeste> yes i doooo
<ilanbg> name one
<celeste> i don' tknow his name : (
<MyKe> have you ever ejaculated into a frying pan
<Cibby> yes
<workthrick> I just got laid
<workthrick> off
<gutupio> My dog has figured out you open the door by turning the handle.
<gutupio> He's trying to open the door now.
<gutupio> I'm afraid his ancestors might be raptors.
<@Tenor> 'Today, my mom found a condom in my pocket while doing my laundry. Instead of having the subsequent discussion about the birds and the bees my mother simply asked "Who would have sex with you?" FML'
<@Tenor> I'm going to be that type of parent
<@hsimah> who would have sex with you?
<Stueh> This has been the last hour for me:
<Stueh> "Windows Update needs to install an update for Windows Update. Please click the Download and Install button to download and install the update for Windows Update."
Stueh laughs
<Stueh> "Windows Update cannot connect to the internet."
Stueh cries
<Stueh> The ethernet driver is now mysteriously not installed anymore.
Stueh screams
<Stueh> "Windows cannot locate a driver for your ethernet card. Would you like Windows to connect to Windows Update and find a driver for you?"