<Joune> when I was like 5 I used to play with boats
<Joune> I always sank em
<Joune> MUAHAHA
<Joune> they'd alwyas sink like titanic
<Joune> hehehe
<Joune> and the men would all die
<Heft> and the women would all sing celine dion?
<darkeLite> hmm
<darkeLite> what's another good search engine
<AtUnionWithKi> google it
[jenna] *hsus: hey i got a question
Rask: yes
[jenna] *hsus: i thought hawaii was like, warm? and alaska was like cold? so how is that since they're right beside each other?
Rask: is this a real question
[jenna] *hsus: yeah, why?
[jenna] *hsus: ive always wondered that.
Rask: like are you being serious
[jenna] *hsus: like sarah palin was always like ohh alaska is cold i shoot moose and i can see russia...
[jenna] *hsus: but then hawaii is all like warm and shit with little chubby chicks belly dancing.
Rask: worldmap
[jenna] *hsus: so i was like, they're so close together, how is the... uhm, climate or w/e so different?
Rask: see where hawaii is?
Rask: see that part off canada that says USA?
Rask: thats alaska.
Rask: its like, six thousand miles away from here
[jenna] *hsus: oh god.
[jenna] *hsus: this is like that time i thought new england was like a... place beside england... kinda like new mexico and mexico... but new england is really a bunch of states.
[jenna] *hsus: everytime they're on a map they're right beside eachother though
Rask: you should probably spend awhile staring at this map
[jenna] *hsus: That bitch is lying ,you cant see russia from alaska, not possible.
[jenna] *hsus: unless it wraps around or something?
Rask: are you saying the world is flat
[jenna] *hsus: wait so do you like have the same president we do?
[jenna] *hsus: no. i mean i think its round.
Rask: this is a joke right
[jenna] *hsus: dude. i quit school.
[jenna] *hsus: wtf do you think
Rask: in 2nd grade?
[jenna] *hsus: uhhh, we dont have map studying in school anymoree
Rask: the world is round yes
<fleebailey33> lmao
<fleebailey33> i am repairing a computer
<fleebailey33> i open the dvd drive and i find mature moms volume 18
<fleebailey33> its not a burned copy either
<@swight> A black hole "is not a hole in the usual sense," says Amy Barger of the University of Hawaii Institute for Astronomy.
<@Rjx_> haha
<@swight> Thanks Amy Barger!
<@swight> she means you can't have sex with it
Mom: thanks to your status message, you can say good nite to the internet
*** Auto-response sent to Mom: I'm busy because my mom's being a nazi. Sieg Heil.
<freyja> lmao a friend of mine sent me a link to a discussion on an icelandic forum for women
<freyja> this one is talking about her msn buddy, who said he just met Izzy Stradlin and Steven Adler (whoever they are), and wanted to show her on webcam the merchandise he got autographed and stuff
<edkletz> They were in Guns'N'Roses
<freyja> so she gets really excited, wants to see it, accepts the webcam, and there he sits naked with a huge boner and no souvenirs
<edkletz> "Surprise!"
<freyja> yeah surprise lol
<edkletz> Hey, wanna see my webcam?
<freyja> NO
* nobu^ (*@*.*) Quit (Quit: When two people dream the same dream, it ceases to be an illusion.)
<j3_optrix> When two people dream the same dream, it's a pointer error.
<mixster> This is the Internet - telling stupid people not to do stupid things is like telling a deaf person to listen closely
Jones: I had no idea that in the latest patch they added a confirmation box for /gquit
Maero: ahahah
Leggoes has left the guild
kyush has left the guild
<Metal_Wol> WTF is a l33t h4x0r anyway?
<Metal_Wol> That hurt my head just to fucking TYPE that.
<Momaw> Don't type with your head?
Anemia says: *sigh* as soon as I changed my status on facebook back to single... all the ads changed into "dating site" or "how to get back together with your ex" >:(
<root> I think my mouth just had an orgasm
<Shayne> Did you swallow?
<root> ...
This is Hacked by IzmirLadde
checked your security *G*
<&mezzanine> Congratulations
<&mezzanine> The document located at <whitehouse.gov> was successfully checked as XHTML 1.0 Transitional.
<&mezzanine> oh my
<&mezzanine> change has indeed come
ElandurGGG: That'd be sweet if right before the new president got sworn in, the old president was getting sworn out in some dark dungeon, where he'll be locked up chained to a wall until he starves to death.
ElandurGGG: That'd be a SWEET tradition.
EstherMeowMix: hahha
ElandurGGG: And people could come see him whenever, and give him food.
ElandurGGG: And the judgement of how good the president was is based on how long people keep coming to feed him.
EstherMeowMix: yeah
ElandurGGG: How long it takes until everyone just loses interest and stops visiting.
EstherMeowMix: wow that's some sadistic shit
ElandurGGG: I think it's the best thing I've ever written.
<Pyro> I turn on GTA IV
<Pyro> steal a police cruiser
<Pyro> and sit around and watch for traffic violations
<Pyro> then I pull them over
<Pyro> and shoot them in the face
<Chroder> i think that's the modern version of pulling-legs-off-frogs
<Chroder> you're gonna be a serial killer
<tetsu2051> (url to girl on facebook)
<tetsu2051> look at this
<packeterror> your so smitten
<tetsu2051> yes I am
<tetsu2051> that's why she should be mine
<tetsu2051> look at those eyes...
<tetsu2051> the eyes of a tiger
<tetsu2051> I want to
<tetsu2051> I don't know what I want to do
<tetsu2051> but damned if it probably involves my penis
<PurityOfEssence> I was at the gym, and I was looking at the distance left: 1km, 500m, 250m, 125m ..
<PurityOfEssence> this is how all mathmo's nightmares go
<PurityOfEssence> a fear of infinite sums diverging
<PurityOfEssence> you'll never get there, just keep getting half way closer
<PurityOfEssence> damn zeno
<zedebsky> by the time we got to the city i had to piss so bad and the windshield was so covered in salt i could barely see where i was going
<zedebsky> and the squirter thing was all frozen up
<zedebsky> so i filled up a bottle with piss and dumped it on the windshield
<zedebsky> two problems solved zero dolla
Xarian: My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.' I bought her a scale. And then the fight started...
<LJB> get petrol, thats got the good alcohol
<Lord Adam> Dude
<Lord Adam> Petrol is like 10% alcohol
<Lord Adam> Max
<Lord Adam> Hmm
<Lord Adam> That's more than beer...
<angelphish> my figners smell funny
<king_egg> wtf are figners
<angelphish> fingers you fucking faggot
<angelphish> what a mroon
<king_egg> oh shit yeah figners. the things on my hnads
< n0p> hey i'm looking for a php web-based front end to control linux files and permissions. can anyone suggest any decent open source projects?
<+bradD> igotrooted-0.2
< n0p> link me
< n0p> pls?
{GiGi}: Ffs Pony, you're so back in the closet, you can see Narnia