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#171 (172/431) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[+Vile] (smcn): just because you dress like them doesnt mean you are
[!smcn] m/sg Vile would you like to touch my breasts
[!smcn] oops
#170 (481/703) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[@smcn] like #bearcave. you wouldn't expect it to be a gay channel. YOU WOULD EXPECT IT TO BE A CHANNEL ABOUT BEARS WOULDN'T YOU
#168 (166/425) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Default> a girl in my gym class was getting sexually harrassed by the coach
<Default> then she got a haircut
<Cowika> in protest?
#158 (0/424) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
I have gone to look for myself, if I should return, before I get back, keep me here. - unknown
#156 (160/403) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<||CHAOS||> they just jumped into bed when i showed them how i added a speaker to my ti-83
#155 (32/378) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Eggo> invent a new kind of tolet paper, reusible or edible
#153 (270/478) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<watashiwa> I think hypr accidentally joined #invest by mistakenngly typing a v instead of a c.
#149 (0/339) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Quits: X-7 (irc.canadian-chicks-kick-ass.ca irc.usa-chicks-are-fat.com)
#148 (2/432) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DigDug> did you /ctcp digdug op yourpass?
<blazep88> wtf does "yourpass" do?
#147 (0/436) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gloone> and they go "hey, you can have fun without chicks you know.."
<gloone> i don't wanna get drunk if there's no chicks around..
#146 (10/376) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<lux> !8ball is dickdug a f4g?
<noodles> lux, You wish.
#145 (-2/559) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<skunk> oooohhh i'll be out in a second dad 8=w=D 8w==D 8=w=D 8==wD ~ ~ ~ ahh
#144 (0/530) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Troy1> "Hey baby, what channels do you hang out in?"
#143 (257/588) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<`BuM> why is it that, no matter how much you pee into the toilet it never fills up?
#142 (-2/530) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Keris> hes gotta damn kid and a wife. he must get some
<DigDug> from the kid
<Keris> even better
#141 (153/495) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ILLogik> i was having cybersex with this chick but she wouldn't go all the way so i had to rape her
#140 (9/385) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DigDug> Acero: don't look a gift horse in the mouth is what i say
<Acero> DigDug: yeah, i guess i should just stick my dick in and find out if i get herpes for myself!
#139 (2/480) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SWM> in my day the size of the average male penis was 4"
#138 (13/479) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
#137 (-2/558) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BlackDeth> dont you do japanese stuff to me, homo.
#136 (83/455) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<LkTruth1> I am the most intelligence person in this channel.
#135 (335/581) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<apoptygma> we have a jedi council at our fucking school
<apoptygma> how gay is that?!?
<apoptygma> i actually had a kid try that wavy hand thing on me
#134 (-3/471) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kakuei> Oh, and careful who you're calling slow, @home boy.
#133 (339/628) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Bobby20> I had this really weird dream once that I dropped my penis in the shower and I couldn't get it to go back on
#132 (288/600) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Leaf-> Gran Turismo is hard
<Mootar> quit callin me gran turismo
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