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#328 (23/313) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Helpful-> [Akashra] I have a dream: 2199023255552 bytes free.
#327 (320/573) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<persia> my favorite country song is "i fucked my horse on a sunday morning"
<migg> my fave country song is "Its midnight in montana, and i cant get my dick out of this cow"
*** You were kicked by sandk1ng (i like the song "i kicked my friend for makin fun of music i listen to")
#326 (181/460) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[CaptHowdy] [~] $ touch /dev/genitalia
[CaptHowdy] touch: /dev/genitalia: Permission denied
#325 (139/381) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
*** Signoff: meredith- (Random number generation is too important to be left to chance)
#324 (3/371) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<anihil8r> hmm.. when you were in school did they ever say that you were special?
#322 (0/399) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<sean> Stop adding 2+2! it has taken me five years to develop 2+2, and you "geeks and hackers" are destroying my work!
#321 (0/400) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<tch0rt> i dunno, at this point i know i cant go with balls any bigger
<tch0rt> the balls i have now are plenty big for my mouth
#319 (8/389) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Garr|ncha> metallica is a terrible mix of heavy metal and country
#318 (190/454) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<mooner> some guy is having sex in the cubicle next to mine.
#317 (117/351) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Megumi> hahaha ASL nate :P
<NtG> yourage + 1/if you = female { me = male } else { me = female }/surrey
#316 (-4/3418) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<DumbBitch> AND
<DumbBitch> wtf am i not quoted on the quotes?
<DumbBitch> i have to be one of the most funniest ppl in this channel :/
#315 (164/390) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<rick^> guys does anyone know what runs on TCP 31337? - something is listening there
#314 (2/389) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<WhiteAWAY> someone told me trance music makes you sterile
#313 (0/463) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<slutknght> has anyone registered microsoft.org or .net?
#312 (407/605) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Tux> gimme a P, gimme an A, gimme a N, gimme an I, gimme a T, gimme an E, gimme an S! Whats that spell?
<Tux> er
<Tux> not really
<Tux> but it was close!
#311 (122/389) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Raider^> Hey there, i got this new version of mirc, i should be in invisible mode, if anyone can see my sentance please reply.
#310 (0/640) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Cold2> hey do you have dragonball xxx pics?
#308 (-2/416) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<`Kathy`> i want to go on rikki lake
<`Kathy`> but i need to become black first :(
#307 (-1/429) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<NtG> I have my gynecologist on speed dial
#306 (193/409) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<NtG> people beta test a MS product every time they boot windows
#305 (208/439) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<iln> would you fuck a 15 year old.
<AlmtyBob> the question is
<AlmtyBob> would a 15 year old fuck me?
#304 (-2/498) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<zaney> i sued to be smart but then my father, he fond out i wsa gay so eh ebaten me very baddly on the haad
#302 (-1/362) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Spidey> i don't mail shit anyway
<DooD> yeah fuck mailing stuff, i DCC it
#299 (140/351) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Guilty> Dont you know, if theres a hot white chick on a show, she invariably ends up with the "sweet, but rugged" black thug
<Guilty> It's an FCC regulation
#298 (188/424) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<DigDug> how about i make a special back door, just for you :-)
<Amanda_> Oh, that'll work just as well
<McMoo> pen just invited you to have ass sex with him
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