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#46 (-2/884) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<AlmtyBob> I can stick my lele in cd holes
#45 (-3/771) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<C-Rock> man id give a blowjob to be on Pen's quotes page.
<C-Rock> i might even swallow.
#44 (10/502) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<iMike> i remember in 8th grade health class we had some guy from a std clinic come in
<iMike> and he was talking about porn mags
<iMike> and some kid was like 'what about playboy?'
<iMike> and the guy was like 'well some consider that to be more of a softcore magazine'
#43 (189/589) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dr_DOS> Tupac Shakur sounds like a Protoss name.
#42 (-720/5920) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<da_spork> ill give you the honor of having my first quote
#41 (286/650) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<_Riddler_> i was in the grocery store today
<_Riddler_> and I got this boner
<_Riddler_> I dunno
<_Riddler_> Maybe it was the melons
<IceWizard> Riddler: YOU SAW THE CARROTS
#40 (-4/863) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<WiLD_> my lele is at attention
#39 (216/568) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FuNGiSiDE> ftp
<FuNGiSiDE> er wtf
#38 (2399/5465) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Relevant> get oral_sex_training_video.mpg
<Relevant> Oops wrong window.
#37 (-3/759) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<iln> cd earlyteen
#36 (173/593) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<McMoo> wouldn't it be great if someone made a program where we could connect to a server and chat with each other in channels we create?
#35 (-1/705) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Guilty> Ya know that fat guy they always show in Palm Beach
<Guilty> Hes the reason they couldnt get it done
#33 (1749/3978) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[17:05] *** D1 sets mode: +o C-Rock
<D1> oh wait, I was trying to kick you.
#32 (550/1152) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Goemon> you know how they have the /whois command, they should have a /whowas command to see who people were after they quit.
<Spidey> they do, goemon
<Goemon> damn.
<Goemon> my mom must have dropped
<Goemon> me
#31 (543/1439) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<EM[mMF]> man
<EM[mMF]> unix manuals would be so much cooler
<EM[mMF]> if they had porn in them
<EM[mMF]> like "Basics of the Bash Shell"
<EM[mMF]> <LESBIAN PORN>
<EM[mMF]> i'd read that shit
#30 (530/1239) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pezmasta> my band is gonna be called: rage against the answering machine
#28 (337/898) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Deth[EHC]> Chromium: stop masturbating imma be home any minute :P
*** Deth[EHC] has quit IRC (Leaving)
<reptile-> Actually, that's a secret code for Chromium to get ready for the ass reaming of his life.
#27 (1/1029) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kolby> learn so grahmar(sp? ;[) and get back to me
#26 (0/3495) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<AlmtyBob> 401k's are for homos who fucking intend to live until 65
#25 (0/1025) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ash> Yeah, but iln's pot abuse makes him unemployable.
<iln> you can't abuse pot ash
#24 (2756/6084) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ckx> women ask for it
<ckx> they act all old and mature
<ckx> and then you stick your cock up their ass
<ckx> and they get all bitchy
<ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"
#23 (642/1511) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Guilty> Oh god I just changed my pw and instantly forgot it
#22 (481/1016) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<`Xenocide> Bolstered by the state of Kansas' recent measure removing the requirement for the teaching of evolution in public schools, yesterday afternoon the Mississippi legislature passed a bill eliminating fractions and decimal points from the mathematics curriculum of all public secondary schools in the state.
#21 (3/4373) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tempy^^> I'll settle for old and fat
<Tempy^^> begger can't be choosers
<Tempy^^> prolly find used condoms inside of her
#20 (577/1056) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dr_DOS> My fish get scared of pizza boxes.
<Dr_DOS> They think they're giant borg ships or smth
<repp0r> Don't put an anchovie pizza near your fish.
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