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#283 (262/473) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<GreenJelly> omg this lisa chick and me are gonna get married
<GreenJelly> her turnoffs are Arrogant Guys, S&M, and Big Dicks
<GreenJelly> IM SO IN
#282 (5/298) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Hatter> I was over-circumsized
<Hatter> the law suit is still pending
#281 (2/470) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
*** Joins: root (kode54@excellent.I.found.yourdads.cc)
#279 (289/525) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<gloone> internet, movies and masturbation ruined my life.
<gloone> but it also made it worthwhile
#278 (14/402) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
*** Joins: SLiPMaTT` (slippy@I.get.my.STDs.from.the.girls.at.geishagarden.com)
#277 (177/401) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Hatter> Sometimes hypr, I can hear the gears in your head grind to a halt
<hypr> haha
#276 (166/406) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<papasui> i bought a box of crab ragoons
<papasui> and i looked to see how many calories are in each one
<papasui> and its freaking 400 and 250 fat calories
<Marcus-> "WARNING: May cause manboobs!"
#269 (106/409) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
n e r d b 5: i smell a burning smell
n e r d b 5: maybe its my pc
n e r d b 5: oh wait, ewww, its the cat pooping
#265 (130/410) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<hypr> i rember in kindergarden the teach took me upsidedown by my ankles and swung me around cause i wasent eating my pees..
<hypr> fucking bitch
#263 (-5/461) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<SWM> i hate your fucking pancakes
<SWM> i never eat them
<SWM> "FUCK YOU EAT MY FUCKING PANCAKES"
#261 (188/407) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<EFX>I hate it when the cats stare at me when I go into the livingroom to jackoff to pornos :(
#260 (171/415) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Guilty> Pen, you're going to hae to give something up
<Guilty> You cant go to a gym and run geekissues.org
#259 (203/461) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<reptile-> My hands are soft and girly-like.
<reptile-> Masturbating is so much better for me!
<Taurclave> You dream of handjobs
<DigDug> reptile- pretends that the hands belong to a girl
<Taurclave> He probably has painted nails on his favorite hand
#258 (178/448) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<subHero> Help! i just got my penis stuck in my cdrom!!1
<johndoe92> grab a kleenex and hit 'eject'
#257 (2/304) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<repp0r> Dude, pot first, then porn.
<repp0r> Trust me. It's so much better. :D
<lele> dude i'm doing before AND after
#254 (3/502) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<myhero> I wish I could just poop all day long
#250 (-4/558) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
n e r d b 5: wait a minute. 'my' b-days on 31 may... lol i was thinking aboiut my uncle hehe
e l i t e m r p: umm how could you confuse your own bday with your uncle?
n e r d b 5: their so close together hehe
#247 (-1/505) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
n e r d b 5: you use redhat?
n e r d b 5: thats a program you can get warez from, right?
n e r d b 5: like napster
n e r d b 5: d/l apps from other people
#246 (0/414) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
e l i t e m r p: first type this
CD WINDOWSCOMMAND
n e r d b 5: i dont have a cd in the cdrom
#245 (-2/533) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
n e r d b 5: ever farted and the smell stuck to you for like a whole day?
#243 (136/398) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<!Lun_e> ill just sit here and eat my Kice Rispy Paralellogram.
#242 (351/575) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<McMoo> An infinite number of monkeys, on an infinite number of typewriters, will eventually produce the collected works of Shakespeare. John Romero's Daikatana was a ten-minute, five-monkey job.
#241 (238/535) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<SWM> if the average penis is 6"
<SWM> and the average pussy is 8" deep that means there''s about 2 miles of unused pussy in like New York
#239 (237/503) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Amanda`> I just went out to the parking lot in my bathrobe to exchange warez CDs.
#238 (90/290) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[thinkmad] does anyone know a good car audio site
(McMoo) www.40plus50plus.com
[thinkmad] you fucking bastard moo
[kisama] mcmoo: i have member logins to that site
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