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#313 (0/463) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<slutknght> has anyone registered microsoft.org or .net?
#312 (407/605) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tux> gimme a P, gimme an A, gimme a N, gimme an I, gimme a T, gimme an E, gimme an S! Whats that spell?
<Tux> PANTIES!
<Tux> er
<Tux> not really
<Tux> but it was close!
#311 (119/386) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Raider^> Hey there, i got this new version of mirc, i should be in invisible mode, if anyone can see my sentance please reply.
#310 (0/640) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cold2> hey do you have dragonball xxx pics?
#308 (-2/416) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<`Kathy`> i want to go on rikki lake
<`Kathy`> but i need to become black first :(
#307 (-1/429) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<NtG> I have my gynecologist on speed dial
#306 (190/406) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<NtG> people beta test a MS product every time they boot windows
#305 (208/439) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<iln> would you fuck a 15 year old.
<AlmtyBob> the question is
<AlmtyBob> would a 15 year old fuck me?
#304 (-2/498) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zaney> i sued to be smart but then my father, he fond out i wsa gay so eh ebaten me very baddly on the haad
#302 (-1/362) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Spidey> i don't mail shit anyway
<DooD> yeah fuck mailing stuff, i DCC it
#299 (139/350) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Guilty> Dont you know, if theres a hot white chick on a show, she invariably ends up with the "sweet, but rugged" black thug
<Guilty> It's an FCC regulation
#298 (188/424) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DigDug> how about i make a special back door, just for you :-)
<Amanda_> Oh, that'll work just as well
<McMoo> pen just invited you to have ass sex with him
#296 (-3/457) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<goh2> how do oyu boot to DOS not MS DOS?
<goh2> well i wanted to try defraging
<goh2> w/o windows
#295 (317/586) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ikkenai> What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant.
<TheFlux> not an oil based one
<TheFlux> it may catch fire
#294 (10/317) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mooglezz> IRC got me into shitloads of illegal activities, fradulent use of coupons, video piracy, audio bootlegging, and hardcore pornography
<Mooglezz> Among other things
<MoogIezz> :(
#293 (-2/540) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Joins: corra (co@ACA56AC2.ipt.aol.com)
<corra> FUKR
<corra> I KIK UR AZZ
<corra> ....
<corra> i ain kiddin
*** Parts: corra (co@ACA56AC2.ipt.aol.com)
#292 (274/603) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<skunko> dammit
<skunko> how do you get past the metallica ban on napster
<AlmtyBob> not liking crap music is a start
#291 (2922/5260) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ckx> i've got nothing against homos
<ckx> as long as they don't fuck me or touch me
<ckx> they're alright
<gb> what if they cum on you
<ckx> that's a grey area
#290 (103/387) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Evilspoon> Legalize cigarettes!
<Evilspoon> wait nm
#289 (237/524) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rouge> you vegetarian?
<AlmtyBob> yah
<rouge> i'm sorry. :/
#288 (272/505) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<enex> MadHatter: eat shit!
<MadHatter> what
<MadHatter> fuck you
<enex> oh
<enex> hi
<MadHatter> yeah hey
<enex> what's up
<MadHatter> nothing man
#287 (186/585) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<wild-> so a guy goes to the drugstore, he says 'i need some condoms for my 11 year old daughter' druggist says 'your daughters sexually active at age 11?' he says 'nah she just lies there like her mother'
#286 (384/675) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Infe> what happens if you try to recharge an alkaline battery
<HomerJ> blows up
<Andrigaar> Don't they explode?
<Andrigaar> I wonder if it's violent or just some leaking battery acid.
<Infe> i think it's all a scam to get you to pay more for 'rechargeables' and ---
<Infe> AHHHHHHHHHHH MY FACE
<Infe> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
#285 (345/583) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BlackDeth> that was the night those gay dudes were hittin on me
<BlackDeth> and the one offered me money to go sex0r him
<BlackDeth> they prolly saw i was wrecked
<BlackDeth> and thought they could take advantage
<BlackDeth> boglins own
<ikkenai> so how much did he pay you
<BlackDeth> he didnt
<BlackDeth> he just offered
<ikkenai> oh
<ikkenai> so you did it for free
#284 (303/543) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ikkenai> what does sex in a boat and american beer have in common
<ikkenai> they're both fucking close to water
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