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#199 (-3/475) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Evilspoon> Anal Cunt - You Robbed a Sperm Bank cuz You're a Cum Guzzling Fag.mp3
#197 (3/373) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
*** topic in #ramen is 'When your cablemodems combine, I am, Captain Pirate! :'
#196 (-1/501) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Reapern66> I realized why Bill Gates always has that stupid smile on his face 1d 18h 2m 8s ago
#195 (280/553) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<bash_> don't touch me there
<bash_> whoops, wrong window
#194 (-1/375) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<sundown1> phone companies are the real root of all evil
<eMphire> and it spreads through the phonelines :)
#193 (-1/388) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<screechon> call him up
<screechon> and tell him calmly to give you your money
<screechon> and if not
<screechon> take it to judge judy
#192 (5/444) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Quan> they speak "texican"
#191 (0/489) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<brah-ca> i get all the chix.. just tell em im an efnet oper
#189 (6/488) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<chernobyl> flash isn't going down. flash is putting java out of business
<chernobyl> how long has XML been around, and no one's moving to it
#188 (254/508) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Acero> i'm going to try natural penis enlargement ok?
<Acero> if it works i'll let you guys know and we can be the channel with the biggest penises on efnet
<WwMrTwW> penis pump!? weights? implants!?
<Acero> it's some excercise you do with your hand
#187 (369/589) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
*** Topic in #ramen is 'note to sober self: this is drunk skunko, you got laid last night by alycia. YEA'
#186 (0/352) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<WhiteLife> i just looked at the ingredients to herbal ecstasy
<WhiteLife> ITS THE SAME THING AS MY SECRET FORMULA :(
#185 (0/530) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Guilty> You dont want fatchicks on your pns
<Guilty> Let alone your primary pns
#184 (-4/510) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<|Chris> you gotta jump on it coke
<|Chris> quick*
#183 (269/542) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<BlackDeth> i was playin CS
<BlackDeth> and i accidentally ran over my whole team with a tank
<BlackDeth> i got booted off the server :/
#182 (84/370) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Infe5> A PS2 costs ?40,000, a PSOne costs ?15,000, and a Hello Kitty DC costs ?28,800. :(
<EtherMan> how much is that in real money
#181 (76/398) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(topanga) I HATE HAVING COMPUTER DREAMS.
#180 (53/415) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<goh2> my parents are budgeting me
<goh2> 400$ a month for a computer
<goh2> for the next 3 months
<goh2> i spent 100$ on weed
#179 (232/514) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<BlackDeth> hatter doesn't like cocaine
<BlackDeth> he just likes the way it smells!
#178 (233/500) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<homerj> I'm saying that as a friend, not as a linux zealot
#177 (435/646) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Lepper> i told my roommate's girlfriend that she needs to hook me up with some chicks
<Lepper> and she's like "dude, i bring my friends over... and all you do is play video games!"
#176 (246/479) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(Theseus-) guilty says my computer realizes that it's running a celeron and tries to commit suicide
#175 (221/533) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Amanda_> Alright
<Amanda_> Are multiple people paying attention?
<Amanda_> Here's what I freaking want for Christmas
<Amanda_> Someone find me a friend
<Amanda_> A FEMALE FRIEND WHO IS NOT A DUMBASS
#173 (-3/542) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<AL> He looks like a fuckin deadbeat dad.
#172 (8/455) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[@kode54] /quote:96 <smcn> uNF = universal noise of fucking
[@kode54] one of my few smcn quotes (I need more!)
[@smcn] ok i will say something funny
[@smcn] i'm having trouble breathing
[@smcn] and my dick is on fire
[@smcn] is this normal?
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