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#295 (316/585) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ikkenai> What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant.
<TheFlux> not an oil based one
<TheFlux> it may catch fire
#294 (10/317) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mooglezz> IRC got me into shitloads of illegal activities, fradulent use of coupons, video piracy, audio bootlegging, and hardcore pornography
<Mooglezz> Among other things
<MoogIezz> :(
#293 (-1/539) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Joins: corra (co@ACA56AC2.ipt.aol.com)
<corra> FUKR
<corra> I KIK UR AZZ
<corra> ....
<corra> i ain kiddin
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#292 (273/602) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<skunko> dammit
<skunko> how do you get past the metallica ban on napster
<AlmtyBob> not liking crap music is a start
#291 (2923/5259) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ckx> i've got nothing against homos
<ckx> as long as they don't fuck me or touch me
<ckx> they're alright
<gb> what if they cum on you
<ckx> that's a grey area
#290 (104/386) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Evilspoon> Legalize cigarettes!
<Evilspoon> wait nm
#289 (237/524) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rouge> you vegetarian?
<AlmtyBob> yah
<rouge> i'm sorry. :/
#288 (272/505) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<enex> MadHatter: eat shit!
<MadHatter> what
<MadHatter> fuck you
<enex> oh
<enex> hi
<MadHatter> yeah hey
<enex> what's up
<MadHatter> nothing man
#287 (187/584) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<wild-> so a guy goes to the drugstore, he says 'i need some condoms for my 11 year old daughter' druggist says 'your daughters sexually active at age 11?' he says 'nah she just lies there like her mother'
#286 (383/674) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Infe> what happens if you try to recharge an alkaline battery
<HomerJ> blows up
<Andrigaar> Don't they explode?
<Andrigaar> I wonder if it's violent or just some leaking battery acid.
<Infe> i think it's all a scam to get you to pay more for 'rechargeables' and ---
<Infe> AHHHHHHHHHHH MY FACE
<Infe> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
#285 (344/582) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BlackDeth> that was the night those gay dudes were hittin on me
<BlackDeth> and the one offered me money to go sex0r him
<BlackDeth> they prolly saw i was wrecked
<BlackDeth> and thought they could take advantage
<BlackDeth> boglins own
<ikkenai> so how much did he pay you
<BlackDeth> he didnt
<BlackDeth> he just offered
<ikkenai> oh
<ikkenai> so you did it for free
#284 (302/542) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ikkenai> what does sex in a boat and american beer have in common
<ikkenai> they're both fucking close to water
#283 (262/473) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<GreenJelly> omg this lisa chick and me are gonna get married
<GreenJelly> her turnoffs are Arrogant Guys, S&M, and Big Dicks
<GreenJelly> IM SO IN
#282 (6/297) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Hatter> I was over-circumsized
<Hatter> the law suit is still pending
#281 (2/470) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
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#279 (288/524) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gloone> internet, movies and masturbation ruined my life.
<gloone> but it also made it worthwhile
#278 (14/402) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
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#277 (177/401) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Hatter> Sometimes hypr, I can hear the gears in your head grind to a halt
<hypr> haha
#276 (166/406) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<papasui> i bought a box of crab ragoons
<papasui> and i looked to see how many calories are in each one
<papasui> and its freaking 400 and 250 fat calories
<Marcus-> "WARNING: May cause manboobs!"
#269 (106/409) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
n e r d b 5: i smell a burning smell
n e r d b 5: maybe its my pc
n e r d b 5: oh wait, ewww, its the cat pooping
#265 (130/410) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hypr> i rember in kindergarden the teach took me upsidedown by my ankles and swung me around cause i wasent eating my pees..
<hypr> fucking bitch
#263 (-4/460) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SWM> i hate your fucking pancakes
<SWM> i never eat them
<SWM> "FUCK YOU EAT MY FUCKING PANCAKES"
#261 (188/407) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<EFX>I hate it when the cats stare at me when I go into the livingroom to jackoff to pornos :(
#260 (171/415) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Guilty> Pen, you're going to hae to give something up
<Guilty> You cant go to a gym and run geekissues.org
#259 (204/460) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<reptile-> My hands are soft and girly-like.
<reptile-> Masturbating is so much better for me!
<Taurclave> You dream of handjobs
<DigDug> reptile- pretends that the hands belong to a girl
<Taurclave> He probably has painted nails on his favorite hand
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