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<Guilty> Pen, you're going to hae to give something up
<Guilty> You cant go to a gym and run geekissues.org
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<reptile-> My hands are soft and girly-like.
<reptile-> Masturbating is so much better for me!
<Taurclave> You dream of handjobs
<DigDug> reptile- pretends that the hands belong to a girl
<Taurclave> He probably has painted nails on his favorite hand
|#258 (178/448) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag |
<subHero> Help! i just got my penis stuck in my cdrom!!1
<johndoe92> grab a kleenex and hit 'eject'
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<repp0r> Dude, pot first, then porn.
<repp0r> Trust me. It's so much better. :D
<lele> dude i'm doing before AND after
|#254 (4/501) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag |
<myhero> I wish I could just poop all day long
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n e r d b 5: wait a minute. 'my' b-days on 31 may... lol i was thinking aboiut my uncle hehe
e l i t e m r p: umm how could you confuse your own bday with your uncle?
n e r d b 5: their so close together hehe
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n e r d b 5: you use redhat?
n e r d b 5: thats a program you can get warez from, right?
n e r d b 5: like napster
n e r d b 5: d/l apps from other people
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e l i t e m r p: first type this
n e r d b 5: i dont have a cd in the cdrom
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n e r d b 5: ever farted and the smell stuck to you for like a whole day?
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<!Lun_e> ill just sit here and eat my Kice Rispy Paralellogram.
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<McMoo> An infinite number of monkeys, on an infinite number of typewriters, will eventually produce the collected works of Shakespeare. John Romero's Daikatana was a ten-minute, five-monkey job.
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<SWM> if the average penis is 6"
<SWM> and the average pussy is 8" deep that means there''s about 2 miles of unused pussy in like New York
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<Amanda`> I just went out to the parking lot in my bathrobe to exchange warez CDs.
|#238 (90/290) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag |
[thinkmad] does anyone know a good car audio site
[thinkmad] you fucking bastard moo
[kisama] mcmoo: i have member logins to that site
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<FyNXeR> Pardon my spelling... but I'm from Sweden
<sumbody> pardon my accent, i am from southeast asia
<DrMonkey> pardon my shotgun, i'm from west virginia
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<noss> wank in a thunder storm, it will make you feel like Thor
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<ArIck> i sure am getting a porno addiction
<ArIck> i mean, i feel empty in the morning if i haven't found good porno
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<kisama> i'll have dsl too, by this week, brett
<kisama> cockface is hooking me up
<Guilty|> Thats really nice of your mom to do
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<iMike> i remember every time i closed my eyes
<iMike> id see your penis
<iMike> it was great
<iMike> i mean disgusting.
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<Guilty> Nov 27 23:45:02 Box1 MormonGuard: Mormons be tryin' to break into y0 system!
<Guilty> Thank god for you MormonGuard
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<Amanda`> We're going to have matching motherboards and processors
<timmo> AMANDA: NOW THAT IS THE TYPE OF WEIRD SHIT IM TALKING ABOUT
<timmo> MOST WOMEN WANT MATCHING SHEETS AND SHIT
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<DigDug> and i *don't* need an absolute nerd like me. THAT's when i will shrivel up and die, because i will never leave the house then.
<Guilty> Yeah pen and his wife would just compete for first post on slashdot
<Guilty> It would never end
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<Amanda`> WE COULD USE DHCP FOR WINS RESOLUTION IN OUR ROUTING TABLES OR A STANDARD IPX PACKET TRANSMISSION PROTOCOL WHEN CREATING REVERSE PTR TABLES FOR DYNAMIC CLASS A IP ADDRESSES AND MAKE SURE OUR DNS KERNEL HAS THE CORRECT START OF AUTHORITY RECORD FOR OUR SUBNET MASK WHEN PREPARING PTR RECORDS FOR LOOPBACK MULTICASTING.
<Intra> exactly amanda
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[deft-:deft@98A9C369.ipt.aol.com] at least i don't go on aol
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<[azn]> i am valid victorian
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