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#334 (10/335) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Dert> i would much rather have a big thick detailed atlas of mars than a pair of breasts for one evening
#333 (10/337) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<TknoMncr> defunkt: if there's 1 thing I can't stand...
<TknoMncr> it's someone thinkin they're cool bringing a kid onto irc
<TknoMncr> I swear
<TknoMncr> if I find someone doing it
<TknoMncr> I will get em reported for child abuse
#332 (0/436) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Ash> I pay rent by playing the 'bottom' in sexual acts centering mostly around the anus.
<Ash> You've solved the mystery!
#331 (87/301) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Dipstick> I saw my Univ. Physics prof. at anime club : |
<Dipstick> and he has a Card Captor Sakura wallscroll in his office (that's pretty damn fruity)
<guDgiD> Dipstick: BLACKMAIL
<Dipstick> NO!
<Dipstick> actually, there's a no hentai policy there :
#328 (23/313) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Helpful-> [Akashra] I have a dream: 2199023255552 bytes free.
#327 (316/569) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<persia> my favorite country song is "i fucked my horse on a sunday morning"
<migg> my fave country song is "Its midnight in montana, and i cant get my dick out of this cow"
*** You were kicked by sandk1ng (i like the song "i kicked my friend for makin fun of music i listen to")
#326 (181/460) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[CaptHowdy] [~] $ touch /dev/genitalia
[CaptHowdy] touch: /dev/genitalia: Permission denied
#325 (138/380) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
*** Signoff: meredith- (Random number generation is too important to be left to chance)
#324 (3/371) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<anihil8r> hmm.. when you were in school did they ever say that you were special?
#322 (0/399) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<sean> Stop adding 2+2! it has taken me five years to develop 2+2, and you "geeks and hackers" are destroying my work!
#321 (0/398) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<tch0rt> i dunno, at this point i know i cant go with balls any bigger
<tch0rt> the balls i have now are plenty big for my mouth
#319 (8/389) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Garr|ncha> metallica is a terrible mix of heavy metal and country
#318 (191/453) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<mooner> some guy is having sex in the cubicle next to mine.
#317 (117/351) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Megumi> hahaha ASL nate :P
<NtG> yourage + 1/if you = female { me = male } else { me = female }/surrey
#316 (-3/3417) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<DumbBitch> AND
<DumbBitch> wtf am i not quoted on the quotes?
<DumbBitch> i have to be one of the most funniest ppl in this channel :/
#315 (164/390) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<rick^> guys does anyone know what runs on TCP 31337? - something is listening there
#314 (1/388) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<WhiteAWAY> someone told me trance music makes you sterile
#313 (0/463) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<slutknght> has anyone registered microsoft.org or .net?
#312 (406/604) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Tux> gimme a P, gimme an A, gimme a N, gimme an I, gimme a T, gimme an E, gimme an S! Whats that spell?
<Tux> PANTIES!
<Tux> er
<Tux> not really
<Tux> but it was close!
#311 (120/385) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Raider^> Hey there, i got this new version of mirc, i should be in invisible mode, if anyone can see my sentance please reply.
#310 (0/640) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Cold2> hey do you have dragonball xxx pics?
#308 (-1/415) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<`Kathy`> i want to go on rikki lake
<`Kathy`> but i need to become black first :(
#307 (-1/429) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<NtG> I have my gynecologist on speed dial
#306 (190/406) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<NtG> people beta test a MS product every time they boot windows
#305 (208/439) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<iln> would you fuck a 15 year old.
<AlmtyBob> the question is
<AlmtyBob> would a 15 year old fuck me?
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